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#14028
David D.G.
Huh? He's loud enough, but I still don't understand just what in the world he's trying to say.
~David D.G.
2/7/2006 11:16:49 PM
#14031
TammyFaye
i just saw a bunch of capital letters and \"EVELOTION\" and had to quit reading. i think it was somethign about lotion
2/7/2006 11:27:59 PM
#14032
Crosis
Well, he got closer than most fundies ever will - he did acknowledge that \"evolution is true to an extent\", at least.
Unfortunately, all the shouting would have ruined the point he was trying to make if he didn't do such a damn good job of it first.
2/7/2006 11:29:27 PM
#14051
Gerard
EYE JUTS SAW AN PNINK ELEPAHNT IEVOOLVE INTOO A GRREEN ONE...GREAT SH****
2/7/2006 11:59:52 PM
#14064
ssdexecutor
THANK YOU B33 FOR SHOWING ME THESE DINOSOUR MOVIE MAKERS ARE JUST F*K TARTS WHO FOLLOW A FAKE GOD BEFORE THE TRUE DEVINE CREATOR. NOW WAT AM I GITING ON ABOUT HERE?
2/8/2006 1:04:04 AM
#14066
CousinTed
EveLotion; the softness of Eden, in your hands.
2/8/2006 1:16:15 AM
#14081
never been there
How to make a DINOSOUR:
In a tall glass with ice, mix:
2 oz. lemon juice
1 tbsp. sugar
2 oz DINO
club soda
2/8/2006 2:12:38 AM
#14089
NonHomogenized
Don't be too hard on B33, guys. He's obviously vexed by aphasia.
2/8/2006 2:55:59 AM
#14159
manibeaux
Mmmmm...sweet and sour f*ktarts
2/8/2006 1:29:23 PM
#14202
TDR
(laughing like crazy)
Cousin Ted, I didn't get past the Eve Lotion, either. What - you rub it on and suddenly snakes become sexy and you have great pain in childbirth?
2/8/2006 4:29:30 PM
#14214
Coffee
Holy Howlers, Batman, I think I've gone deaf.
2/8/2006 6:06:05 PM
#14230
King Spirula
Looks like someone's been drinking and typing.
2/8/2006 8:00:19 PM
#14348
Aesmael
According to the imdb the Devine creator was Kirk Jones. And to think, all these years the one true god was living among us. Hold on, I think I feel a song coming on. I'll be right back.
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0166396/
2/9/2006 2:55:38 AM
#14362
rob
\"whatever I'm getting on about here, it's just true?\"
I don't know what I'm saying, but I'm sure it's true?
2/9/2006 3:49:57 AM
#14438
Nekhbet
It's like this, you rub EVE LOTION on a MAN/WOMAN, feed HIM/HER F*KTARTS and eventually their offspring will be a DEVINE DINOSAUR.......I think
2/9/2006 2:56:23 PM
#14469
NonHomogenized
On second thought, it might not be aphasia. It could just be a lot of LSD.
2/9/2006 5:16:42 PM
#14690
Buffalo Bill
IT PUTS THE EVELOTION ON ITS SKIN
2/10/2006 7:39:25 PM
#109173
Anonymous
I CONCUR WITH THIS STATEMENT. END TRANSMISSION.
Also, the programmer in me saw that entire post as nothing but a long array of constants. Which is consistent with the whole \"God's immortal truth\" premise, at least.
11/22/2006 6:01:09 PM
#421388
Princess Rot
<yoda>Capitals in typing does not a truth make. B33 idiot it does.</yoda>
3/2/2008 3:00:08 PM
#514962
Crazyjpg
TYPING IN ALL FUCKING CAPS MUST MAKE ME TRUE!!!
5/25/2008 5:19:05 PM
#516836
CJ
Oh, god, that hurt to try to read! *ow*
5/27/2008 10:32:38 AM
#516886
Lee2
When I read this I cou7ldn't help but hear it in a drunken slur.
5/27/2008 11:32:08 AM
#516898
Harry
YOU IS AN FUCKING IDIOT TO EN EXTENT. EVOLOTION COULD MAKE YOUR DECENDINTS ALMOST AS SMART AS A APE.
5/27/2008 11:45:51 AM
#891746
God
Thank you for sharing your TERMS OF USE with us.
2/10/2009 3:53:15 PM
#1255291
KR
Word salad - now with XL lettuce.
2/10/2011 6:36:28 PM
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