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You missed the fact that some homosexuals are producing pornography that depicts heterosexual men sodomizing women and making it look attractive enough that viewers will immitate what they see, so that heterosexuals (women) can begin coming down with anal cancer, anal incontinence, and other health issues that affect mostly homosexual men, in order for the medical community to develop and interest in finding a cure for these diseases

3rdryder, WND 38 Comments [3/18/2013 3:58:42 AM]
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fishtank

you might want to try anal yourself.

3/18/2013 4:16:53 AM

Filin De Blanc

I also heard they killed Elvis.

3/18/2013 4:22:12 AM

Canadia

I guess I just thought heterosexual people enjoyed anal sex too. Thank god you opened my eyes!

3/18/2013 4:26:37 AM

Agahnim

Prove that homosexuals invented anal.

3/18/2013 4:30:07 AM

doomcup

Yeah, homosexuals producing hetero porn, that sure is likely. I'm not saying it can't happen, but I doubt it.

Also, not only do not all gay people have anal sex, but there's hetero people that love it.

3/18/2013 4:38:49 AM

Felix Wilde

@doomcup: There is at least one I know of, but she's a female lesbian woman homosexual gay lady, so doesn't fit this batshit conspiracy theory. I'm pretty sure I've heard of some guy who mostly does straight porn though. Porn's a weird industry, sexuality doesn't actually matter much; everyone's pretty fluid when enough money's involved.

That said, as far as I know it's mostly straight men driving the man-on-woman anal sex in porn. They seem to love that shit.

3/18/2013 5:04:21 AM

Arctic Knight

OMG! next thing you know the gays will be infiltrating straight porn with images of oral sex! Oh the huge matinees!

3/18/2013 5:24:40 AM

Mister Spak

You missed the fact that you are full of shit.

3/18/2013 5:30:00 AM

Swede

So, all this is a conspiracy to make medical science interested in finding a cure for cancer?

3/18/2013 5:31:41 AM

Doubting Thomas

What makes anyone think that nobody ever had anal sex until gay men invented it?

Better not allow any porn showing oral sex, or guys might start liking blow jobs!

3/18/2013 5:33:51 AM

ChakatBlackstar

Th porn industry is involved in a conspiracy to help cure cancer and other health issues? This may not be the craziest conspiracy theory I've heard, but it sure is the oddest.

3/18/2013 6:00:30 AM

Frostythesnowman

So when I've had anal sex with a woman, I've been doing my bit to further medical science? Excellent!

By the way, I've been treating women suffering from large bowel cancers for 30 years and it's been happening long before that so it's just possible that you may be lying.

3/18/2013 6:04:07 AM

Pip

Wow, they are very smart those homos, clever and devious. Did they fake the moon landing as well.

3/18/2013 7:01:14 AM

Hasan Prishtina

So, 3rdryder, you have connections in the porn industry that can verify this?

3/18/2013 8:38:08 AM

SpukiKitty

THIS IS PURE UNDILUTED STUPID, RIGHT HERE!

3/18/2013 8:49:03 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

First you're watching heterosexual porn in which women engage in anal sex and suddenly *bam* anal cancer.

3/18/2013 9:15:42 AM

Pak

Wait, hold up? Is this person saying curing cancer is wrong?

3/18/2013 9:42:43 AM

Xotan

I would hazard that porn studios are neither homo or hetero oriented. Rather they are money oriented. There is such a thing as gay for pay. Then there are genuine bisexuals. then there are heterosexuals = all have their own tasted in pornography. A lot of heterosexual men dig two wiomen making out... And prbably since long before the availablality of porn on today's scale, men and women were using anal as a form of contraception.

BTW, citation for your claim about cancer, incontinence etc.

3/18/2013 9:43:03 AM

Seeker Lancer

Yes it's the homosexual men making the anal sex porn with women. If they liked anal sex and not other men they wouldn't be gay idiot.

3/18/2013 11:12:50 AM

Old Viking

The plot is truly devious because it sounds so far-fetched.

3/18/2013 11:50:59 AM

JohnConstantine

@Filin De Blanc
Elvis never died, he just went home. But in all seriousness, what's wrong with finding a cure for illness. I seem to remember Jesus healing people, and free of charge too. And about the porn, I don't think gay men would make straight porn. In my experience, that doesn't happen.

3/18/2013 12:08:32 PM

Anon-e-moose

Now you're reaching so far, you're making Shaun T's 'Insanity Workout' look like Pilates for the over 60s.

And Shaun T is gay.

Nope, not seeing any sex scenes in his DVDs.

...oh, and cancer isn't a communicable disease, unlike STDs; cancer is mutation of the cells. And I should know, seeing as around 15 years ago I had to have a (admittely benign) tumour surgically removed from my rectal wall.

I'm a straight man, and have never been the recipient of anal sexual penetration - either by organ or plastic substitute - before, during or after said surgical procedure.

The only issue I encountered - when I had said tumour - was there were traces of blood in my stools, which was something of an inconvenience; I certainly didn't experience any kind of issues, re. my regularity at the time.

I think you have some explaining to do, turdryder. Also to my physician; although he wasn't my doctor at the time, he was the anaesthetist at my operation to have said tumour removed. And whilst it was his first time as an anaesthetist then, the chief surgeon said it was textbook, and he couldn't have asked for a better person to make my operation as painless as possible*.

*- But then, he did study a lot of the papers written by my previous physician - himself an anaesthetist (and had his own private practice at hospitals & especially dental surgeries). Who nowadays, whilst retired as a doctor, is a senior advisor in the field of anaesthesiology to the UK's General Medical Council, with many papers printed in the august medical publications "The Lancet" and the "British Medical Journal" to his name.

3/18/2013 12:44:26 PM

farpadokly

The medical community is already interested in finding a cure for cancer, for men and women equally.
It also knows that prolonged putting of things up your arse is bad for you, and that applies equally to men and women too.

3/18/2013 12:47:36 PM

dp

it's like a knot of stupidity.

3/18/2013 1:24:22 PM

Passerby

I guess seeing with his own eyes that it isn't just gay men that like to take it in the ass just doesn't quite convince him that sex actually does work that way and that straight people tend to have kinks all their own.

Which, incidentally, tells us more than we wanted to know about his sex life.

3/18/2013 2:25:51 PM

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