I’m beginning to get some evidence from certain doctors and certain scientists that have done research on women’s wombs after they’ve gone through the surgery, and they’ve compared the wombs of women who were on the birth control pill to those who were not on the birth control pill. And they have found that with women who are on the birth control pill, there are these little tiny fetuses, these little babies, that are embedded into the womb. They’re just like dead babies. They’re on the inside of the womb. And these wombs of women who have been on the birth control pill effectively have become graveyards for lots and lots of little babies.
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I'd much like to see this evidence and speak with these doctors of yours, assuming their names aren't Harvey, Swordopolis, or the Great Gazoo.
I’m beginning to get some evidence from certain doctors and certain scientists that have done research
I want the names of these doctors and scientists.
Seeing the research for this evidence would be nice too.
Liar. If there were any truth to this it would have been discovered long before now, when the decaying fetuses started causing massive infections and women started to die in large numbers.
When a fetus dies in utero doctors remove it as quickly as possible to avoid this type of infection.
Basic fucking biology fail. Or shameless fundy lie. Probably both.
That is utterly ridiculous, those are horrible lies! The birth control pill stops ovulation, stupid; how the heck could little babies end up on the inside of the womb without ovulation? If there were tiny fetuses there, why are they not flushed out in the menstruations each month? That is what the menstruation is for, after all.
Besides, most women in non-bigoted western countries are on the pill for some period of their lives. If we all had dead babies in our bodies, we'd know.
Do you have any inkling whatsoever of how the female body works, Kevin?
Bullshit. If you understood how birth control pills work, they either prevent eggs from attaching to the uterine wall or else prevent the egg from being fertilized in the first place. The eggs get flushed out during menstruation. Also, any "little tiny fetuses" would be flushed out during menstruation as well.
WTF. That's not even a good plot for a fucked up shitty horror movie. Can pro-liars get any more insane? And *even if* a zygote, embryo, or unfertilized egg somehow was "embedded in the uterus," it wouldn't be a fucking baby. Dead or alive.
This is just more whining because women won't lay back and let society control their reproductive organs. "Bawww, females are thinking for themselves and making their own decisions!"
Fundamentalists of all stripes, but especially Chritian Republican fundamentalists need to stop talking about pregnancy and contraception. Unless of course they never want to see another Republican in the White House, other than as cleaning staff.
"And they have found that with women who are on the birth control pill, there are these little tiny fetuses, these little babies, that are embedded into the womb. They’re just like dead babies."
Birth control pills don't work like that, nimrod.
I call bullshit. Part of the function of birth control pills is to prevent implantation. Plus, necrotic flesh causes serious infections and blood poisoning. If there were little dead babies all over a woman's womb then it would make birth control pills illegal due to the health hazard.
"You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor"-The fucking Bible
See you in hell, motherfucker!
"I’m beginning to get some evidence from certain doctors and certain scientists that have done research"
Names, qualifications and URLs of sources, or GTFO!
And Roe vs. Wade says your argument is invalid . When you - a man with XY chromosomes, urethra, testicles, Prostate Gland etc - can gestate and give birth to a child, then, and only then, can you have the right to even thinkp about having an 'opinion' on the matter.
Why on earth would anyone believe him? If this actually existed, don't you think pro-lifers would have splashed pictures of it absolutely everywhere by now?
... Moreover, I think this is the first instance I've ever seen of a lie so egregiously, obviously wrong that it is actually insulting to the intelligence of fundies. And THAT is an achievement.
Incorruptible little babies entombed forever in the barren womb, holding boldly every month when the uterine lining is shed. Brave babies marking the foul sins of the mother.
Please call a psychiatrist or an exorcist.
As said on XKCD:
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@Anon-e-moose :
Watch it. There is nothing to stop a man from having well-informed opinions on contraception and pregnancy.
The problem being that Swanson is badly -informed, and quite obviously doesn't care about reality.
meh, heard plenty of shit that is basically as stupid as this.
Remember, Christo-Fundies, lying is a mortal sin.
@ JohnTheAtheist:
And most of the effective birth control methods prevent ovulation; and the endometrium is shed every time a woman has a period so that there is never any accumulation of dead tissue inside the uterus.
This is why biology and sex ed are important subjects.
For some reason, that is a rather daunting image.
Bullshit, but effectively creepy.
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKK......
Seriously, how the hell does someone come up with that. Birth control pills don't even work that way, they prevent the egg from getting fertilized. In case you forgot from your basic biology class Mr. stupid, unfertilized eggs are not babies, they don't even look like babies, they are just a single cell that carries only 1/2 of the DNA information required for a human.
I seriously hope this is poe for the sake of human intelligence.
@Yoshiko216:
No, it isn't a Poe. Swanson makes his living by saying outrageous and nonsensical things.
And even if this were a parody/satire, it would still not be helpful or funny .
these little tiny fetuses, these little babies, that are embedded into the womb.
Let me guess: they're all holding up little signs that read "we didn't you want me?"
Right?
I’m beginning to get some evidence
Ah yes, the so-called ingressive argument, aka the argument of fools.
Show me the ingressive argument and I'll show you somebody who's full of bullshit. It works every time.
@nekronomikron:
"I dunno, it's a bit of a tossup between this and the guy who wanted women drugged up and hooked up to machines that would keep them pregnant."
Wait, what? I must have missed that one.
@ farpadokly
Yes, it does. When a woman is pregnant, she doesn't ovulate. That's why you can't have someone who is say 8 months pregnant with one fetus and 5 months pregnant with another. The pill is a synthetic version of the hormone that prevents ovulation, so the reproductive system is tricked into believing the person is already pregnant.
I’m beginning to get some evidence from certain doctors and certain scientists that have done research
I want the names of these doctors and scientists.
Seeing the research for this evidence would be nice too.
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Edit: not quite sure how I double posted or how it ended up here.
But I notice that fundie claims are getting more and more absurd as time goes on.
@ScrappyB: While you're right about how the pill works (at least most common versions), it is possible to have overlapping pregnancies. IIRC, the hormone you're referring to is underproduced or not produced at all in some women, leaving them fertile even when pregnant. I personally know someone whose mother went through this; it's quite rare though.
As for Kevin, I wonder if he's ever heard of menstruation before. Morbo?
CONTRACEPTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
Mr. Swanson, what you just wrote is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read in my life. At no point in your rambling, incoherent screed, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this forum is now dumber for having read it. May God have mercy on your soul.
I forwarded this to my (doctor) son and here is his answer:
Oh yes, we doctors and scientists know this for years, but we just never tell our patients. The worst thing is, the fetuses don't actually die, they are captured alive in the uterine wall. If you listen carefully with a stethoscope you can hear their desperate cry for help. No, I'm not proud of my professional brothers and sisters. Good thing somebody made this denouncement!
werewolf
Oh, the penis goes in, the penis goes out. No one can explain that.
But if and only if "in" and "out" is with your wife!
Wow, someone needs to learn how The Pill works: What the Pill does is stop ovulation, no egg no embryo, idiot
Goddamn! This is funnier than a truckload of dead babies, no shit.
@ OverpropelledPegasus
Sooo... Where do the babies come from, exactly?
"How is babby made?" ______________some fundy. Maybe this one.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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