Quote# 92267

[About Zack Kopplin, an anti-Creationist activist from Louisiana.]

Hey Kopplin, you little faggot, how about we get rid of non-science text books like evolution and global warming in equal amounts as getting rid of creationism? So, your idea of 'science' we chuck in the same rate of speed & amount that we ditch any other to the point where we don't admit any viewpoints(counter or non) at all into the science classroom and instead just call it art or PE or social studies?

So, if you don't want intelligent design, then we don't want dumb design either. No retard design. I know you like retard design. But the only problem with it is that the dude with Downs Syndrome should be the smartest guy in the room. But... he's not. So, let's get rid of your precious 'science' as well dipshit, along with intelligent design.

The only thing allowed? It has to be immediately replicable. Until then F off.

Wyatt Junker, Where Liberty Dwells 30 Comments [1/25/2013 4:24:21 AM]
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aebar

I don't even understand what he's trying to say past the first sentence. Nobody's advocating "retard design", whatever that is.

1/25/2013 4:28:46 AM

RiJayden

He's making a joke of Evolution Theory, aebar. Not a good one, mind you, but a joke all the same. I applaud Mr. Kopplin and wish him the best. *

*Although, it is Louisiana, after all.

1/25/2013 5:09:16 AM

Arctic Knight

So, a supposedly intelligent being created us so that we eat and breathe through the same orifice, thus guaranteeing that a number of us will choke to death? If that was designed, then the designer was an incompetent idiot.

1/25/2013 5:18:10 AM

hasher

Oh dear, the 'directly compare genetics to Information Theory' fallacy strikes again.

Just because someone has an extra copy of a chromosome ('more information'), doesn't mean anyone's arguing that he's 'more evolved'.

1/25/2013 6:00:36 AM

Pule Thamex

There can be no liberty dwelling in Junker's mind - there's no room, it's filled to the brim with retard.

1/25/2013 6:05:39 AM

Doubting Thomas

If you can't refute arguments with intelligent, well-thought out logical arguments, then resort to juvenile name calling.

1/25/2013 6:23:39 AM

Filin De Blanc

Is retard design how this post was created?

1/25/2013 7:22:03 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Hey Kopplin, you little faggot, how about we get rid of non-science text books like evolution and global warming in equal amounts as getting rid of creationism?"

No, Twatt Junker(s Ju-88), you are the faggots...:



And then Twatt (openly admitted he) was a Hitler-rimming Nazi.

"So, if you don't want intelligent design, then we don't want dumb design either."

Repeating yourself much, Twatt? You're like the joke 'A man goes into a fish & chip shop, and says 'Cod & Chips twice, please', and the assistant replies 'I heard you the first time!' [/Joke taken from the Rosetta Stone] X3

"The only thing allowed? It has to be immediately replicable. Until then F off."

1988. Australia. Labradoodles. 2012. CERN, Geneva. The Large Hadron Collider. The Higgs-Boson found.

There y'go. Evolution proved, and the Standard Model of the Universe - which already existed on paper previously - explained (do the words 'Planck Time' ring any bells?). Next question.

God and Twatt Junker(s Ju-88) were at CERN, when the scientists there create a Big Bang. God looks down at Twatt and says 'See, my son, That's how you do that.'

1/25/2013 7:36:39 AM

Hasan Prishtina

It took me several goes to try and understand this. I'm still not certain that I have. All I know is that Mr Junker's writing it, and my reading it, was a waste of precious human life.

1/25/2013 8:00:58 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Of course Wyatt here would support "dumb design"-since it refers to him. And good job with your argument there; calling Kopplin a faggot & all.

I'm sure Kopplin is really bothered by what you call him online.

He should hook up with Jessica Alquhist.

1/25/2013 8:17:47 AM

Thinking Allowed

Wait, I thought "Intelligent Design" and "Dumb Design" were the same thing.

1/25/2013 9:02:20 AM

Necromancer

Go read the thread. It's a compilation of PRATTs and proud ignorance of science and evolution. It's a riot. DoctorDoom posted a huge post full of refuted nonsense, and of course, he thinks he's intelligent.

I wonder if these loons enjoy mentally masturbating over the fact that no one there challenges them and they think that must mean they're right. These are the people killing the GOP.

1/25/2013 10:07:09 AM

xyz

Wait, I thought you IDiots wanted to teach dumb design? And now you're fighting against it?

Good. Then we can teach evolution, which is real science.

1/25/2013 10:09:25 AM

freako104

Wyatt Junker. Failing evolution and science.

1/25/2013 10:10:30 AM

Old Viking

Poor Wyatt. He so desperately tries to say something.

1/25/2013 2:31:22 PM

UHM

I see you got rid of inteligence and design, now if you want them back you can throw away your bible and pick up a book on logic. Actually one on the scientific method might also be helpful.

1/25/2013 2:58:06 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Once again Junkheap is a batshit-crazy basket case.

1/25/2013 8:01:14 PM

JohnConstantine

Stupid creationist is bloody stupid.

1/25/2013 11:05:15 PM

ggggg

If you don't want dumb design, you should be euthanized then, Wyatt Cuntrag.

1/26/2013 1:52:11 AM

Liberal Christian

You believe Creationism is literally true, therefore, your arguments are invalid. Next.

1/26/2013 10:51:48 AM

Ebon

Evolution has been demonstrated in a lab. You lose. And should really kill yourself with shame.

1/26/2013 2:37:36 PM

JSS

What is this? Did an angry child write this?

1/26/2013 7:36:05 PM

Justanotheratheist

Fundies are all the proof anyone needs that intelligent design is a myth.

1/26/2013 11:24:58 PM

quinky

"The only thing allowed? It has to be immediately replicable. Until then F off."

Oh, cool. You have five seconds to create a universe again. 5...4....

1/27/2013 1:50:10 AM

SpukiKitty

Junky's really obsessed with "retards" isn't he? Does he have some sort of weird fetish or something?

1/27/2013 9:29:52 AM

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