When I first saw news reports of Whitney Houston's death, I recognized her name as a female singer, but I did not know much else about her. Apparently I never listen to her style of music.
I ignored the reports of her death but, as the days passed, I noticed that there were hundreds of news reports about her, and they were occurring day after day. Why was her death getting so much attention?
I have since listened to a couple of her songs, and I can see that she had phenomenal singing talent, but talented people die every day, so there has to be some other reason that so many journalists are publishing so many articles about her death. After glancing through some of the articles, my conclusion is that "the Jews" murdered her, and they are struggling to do "damage control"
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If talented people die every day, why would "the Jews" have to do "damage control" when they could just "plausibly deny" having had "anything to do" with... why... what...
Good god, I think I just suffered brain damage.
Why was her death getting so much attention?
Because she was a widely-known celebrity who died unexpectedly at a relatively young age? Remember when Anna Nicole Smith died? That's all we heard about for weeks. If it bleeds, it leads.
my conclusion is that "the Jews" murdered her
Yeah, "the Jews" are the ones who made her have a drug habit.
Those Jews sure are a busy lot, taking time from running everything to murder a drug abusing has-been.
Also, what's with the scare quotes? Are "the Jews" an euphemism for something even more sinister? Cthulhu or lizard people, maybe?
Or, or she could have tragically drowned in a bathtub with sedatives in her system and a body damaged from years of cocaine usage...think about it.
Why was her death getting so much attention?
Maybe it's because she was a world wide known singer, model, actress, and producer with multi-platinum albums in many different countries, and her death came so tragically and unexpectedly.
Also, why are "the Jews" in quotation marks? Is there a difference in the type of Jews, Eric?
EDIT: @Leighton Buzzard - I would seriously like to see Eric go on a site like Stormfront and talk about how Neo-Nazis are puppets of "the Jews." I can only imagine the hilarity ensuing from it.
When I was about 13-14 years old my family visited Hawaii. At the airport we were told that Whitney Houston had run through security with a bunch of weed about a week before. At that age it sounded so badass. She was an amazing singer, but she had major drug issues for over half my life. So obviously this is the work of nazi socalist jews.
Wait guys, it actually gets better.....bit of a ways down on the page.......
"I suspect that she was murdered, and possibly tortured, by the Jews who dominate the entertainment business.
I also suspect that the Jews were involved with the killing of Trayvon Martin in order to instigate racial fights and distract the black people from Whitney Houston's death, and since that was a failure, they are now trying to arrange for neo-Nazis to travel to Florida. Have you seen the evidence that the neo-Nazi groups are under the control of Jews?"
Have you seen the evidence that the neo-Nazi groups are under the control of Jews?
Oh, Eric, please go see some neo-Nazis and tell them this.
WOW! talk about surprise endings! I knew it was gonna be the jews, don't get me wrong, but these guys must be getting lazy to not even begin to connect the dots for us. Usually were given a history lesson starting with scapegoating Hitler and how that would tie in to killing a random celebrity. And yet, all these people with "the real story" never fall prey to the flawless conspiracy they uncovered!
The logic works like this:
"The jews" is an anagram of "Hew Jest", a reference to Eric's Drag name, "Shirley Hew Jest". Under this guise Eric used to dance and sing to Whitney songs.
Mossad agents have been threatening to expose Eric's double life ever since he claimed that Mohammed Atta and Osama Bin Laden were secretly Jews.
Whitney's death was intended to intimidate Eric, but he won't be silenced! He'll dance, sing and frock up regardless!
Logic.
It's true that talented people die all the time. The reason people give a damn about Whitney Houston isn't her talent, but her fame. If Justin Bieber were to die tomorrow, talentless as he is, he'd get just as much press (at least in the US).
I cannot fathom how Jews could factor into this. What sort of twisted, deranged mind could blame Jews for the death of all things a singer that had nary a word to say about them.
I love how everything has to involve the Jews.
I could drop a plate, and it would be the Jews' fault.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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