LIVERLIPPER #racist chimpmania.com

My area is one of those where housing and property speculation was very high, consequently, a large number of homes sit vacant and land goes undeveloped. (Houses that were going for $132,000 are down to $32,000). Anyhow you know how it goes, to re-coup their investment some tasteless jackasses have turned their houses into section ape units.

Enter niggers; two houses in particular have been troublesome. One fambly was so niggerish I think they caused the others to move. I am uncertain as to how many belonged to the remaining groidal, no more than eight I think. This particular groidal is dark, black, beyond purple, so much so that unless you are right up near or are using a decent set of binoculars it is impossible to make out facial features.

Anyway, the niglets are always out acting like niglets, one day I see them with what appear to be pistols; I call the cops. Sheriffs deputies descend en masse, turns out they were air soft guns. They visit my home and inform me that the problem has been resolved for now. Two days later, we all repeat the scenario.

Since the neighbors saw all that happened and since they know I was responsible they took to alerting the authorities when the little bastards were just outside of their enclosure.

The niggers up and moved, tried to sneak off in the night but I let the management company know of this. For now the neighborhood is nigger free but not free of section ape housing so the problem lingers.

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