[The denizens of SN are discussing chemtrails....]
Time to shoot the planes down. They are killing you and your kids, thats trespassing on your god given rights. You have the right to kill them.
Anyone that says otherwise, shoot them too.
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Conflict resolution by violence. Great.
The only thing that comforts me about this quote is that it's highly unlikely for anyone to hit a commercial airliner at 30,000 feet with a hunting rifle.
Anyone read the comment directly following, from the author of that blog entry? I quote:
Only problem is, without any kind of organized resistance, one person shooting a bunch of shit up will only make it easier for them to lock everything down, just like they want. I’d love to just start shooting people, but that would last all of 10 mins before you end up in a shoot out with police. Then you’ll get owned by the jew media as a lone nut gunman and extremist, and they will make anyone who stands up against them look bad.
So not only do we have some crazy, violent conspiracy nuts, but racist ones as well.
Subverted Nation's posters are poisoning your children's minds with chemtrails paranoia nonsense. Shoot them.
Anyone that says otherwise, shoot them, too.
I think several people would take offence to that.
Even if the entire chemtrail thing is real - and this is very near the snapping point of my imagination, but lets just say it is for a second - you think the powers in charge of it all are just going to <i>let</i> you shoot down one of their aircraft? No. They would kill you. Hard. And the news would be full of - guess what? Horror stories about some maniac shooting down a passanger plane. Your family would know you as a monstrous lunatic. You would have achieved nothing.
If, as is much more likely, you actually are a lunatic, then all of the above still applies, only now you've also shot down a passanger aeroplane.
Basically, you're not going to win that one ever. A better option might be to just... move.
Before you go off half-cocked, so to speak, why not talk to some people who work in aircraft manufacture or maintenance? Has anyone ever found the special compartment in the plane where the chemicals are stored? I assume the pilot doesn't open a window and toss the chemicals out.
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again....
Nah, these people already had too many vodka and tonics.
And the stereotype of the USA being filled with over-armed, under-educated, fanatically violent lunatics gains more ammunition. Congratulations, Mike, you are a service to your nation.
By all means, please try.
And when you DO succeed in shooting down a few passenger planes and find that they're not carrying anything, be sure and explain to the people who come to arrest you that you decided to off a few dozen people because you're trying to save your children from the chemicals you were afraid that they were spraying them with.
I'm sure they'll understand.
Mike fails ballistics forever. Unless he's actually able to fire a projectile to an altitude of at least 10 km and have it hit an airliner dead centre. In which case, he seems to have access to military-grade technologies which are likely to be illegal for him to even touch, let alone operate.
So, let me get this straight...
You believe that these planes are spreading some sort of toxic chemicals into the air to hurt you, so you want to cause them to crash, and create a concentrated cloud of those chemicals?
Alrighty, then...
I need to figure out how to post pictures. I want to post a 'yo sammity sam with an airplane in the sky' pic.
@ MadJester
Correction: Yosemite Sam.
Ha. Thanks. I was simply remembering it how I thought it was when I was a kid. Appologies.
This is when nutty conspiracy shit stops being funny and starts getting kind of scary. It comforts me to know that it's impossible for him to shoot down an aircraft several thousand feet in the air. Still, if he's not just an Internet Tough Guy full of hot air and is actually willing to attempt this, then I'm sure he can come up with some other act of violence that is within the realm of feasibility and actually pull it off or at least manage to seriously injure or kill himself or others in the process.
I don't know which is worse, the sheer idiocy of his terrorist plot, the batshit insane reason he'd do it, or the sheer sociopathy of his willingness to murder hundreds of people at a time because of jet engine condensation and shoot anyone that tells him that terrorism is wrong.
Just for kicks, let's analyze exactly why his bugfuck insane plan would fail:
First off, I wouldn't trust this deranged creep to shoot down a Cessna. You'd need some serious anti-aircraft firepower to shoot down pretty much any aircraft aside from ultralights and helicopters. Preferably an autocannon or something with incendiaries. Some yokel with a Glock isn't going to do shit aside from property damage, assuming he hits something in the first place.
Which brings us to point the second: hitting something in the first place. Guns are only accurate within a few hundred feet, if you're lucky. And when you shoot upwards, the bullets don't just fly off into orbit. They have a pretty low ceiling. You're talking about trying to shoot down a metal object the size of a small ship moving at four or five HUNDRED miles per hour thirty seven THOUSAND feet above sea level. To say that's impossible is overly generous.
Lastly, I'm pretty sure whatever APOCALYPSE that apparently toppled the entire US government and all local police that would take you down would preclude any aircraft flights as well, not to mention your worthless survival.
@Karana
*Yosemite Sam. Like the National Park.
@Mike the Tyke
Don't be surprised if you get an unexpected delivery from Flowers By Irene. Also, if these 'chemtrails' are actually what you say they are, how come nobody's died from them yet? I mean, airplanes have only been leaving cohesive exhaust trails for about sixty years or so. Probably more.
Okay ... I headed over to this website and had a look around.
Now I feel distinctly ill.
This guy is seriously over the edge, and is advocating violence against Jewish people.
Might as well shoot the moon down to get the cheese inside too.
Chemtrails are so funny to me. Maybe it's because some people always overreact to harmless things in the sky, be it birds, stars, or telephone wires. It's the best kind of idiocy.
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