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I am glad so many of you stupid, ignorrant, godless,people,are so without JESUS in your hearts. I, as a christian, should be praying for you,but this is one sin that I commit now, and hope that Jesus Christ forgives me for saying this. Those dreams of burning in hell are not dreams ,they are warnings and in you case and I hope you don't take the warning. You and all you athiest fools need to burn in hell.Just reading this site makes me want to puke.

gaetano, exchristian 69 Comments [3/21/2012 3:38:12 AM]
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Serph-no-Okami

I'm pretty sure Jesus "love thyne neighbour" Christ sees right through your shenanigans and will condemn you all the same.

3/21/2012 3:43:24 AM

godless heathen

You can just feel that Christian love can't you?

3/21/2012 3:49:49 AM

Mudak

Beats going to heaven if you ask me, especially if heaven is filled with people like you.

3/21/2012 3:57:56 AM

N. De Plume

Oh, the Love, it surrounds gaetano, doesn’t it?

3/21/2012 4:31:02 AM

Max

How very Christ like of you!

3/21/2012 4:41:50 AM



Schadenfreude much?

3/21/2012 5:07:04 AM



Those dreams of burning in hell are not dreams ,they are warnings and in you case and I hope you don't take the warning.

Hmm... I don't have any dreams like that, but I do sometimes dream about getting superpowers. Are those warning me about what I have in store for me because of my atheistic ways? If so, I have one thing to say... yippee!

3/21/2012 5:14:25 AM

Darwin

Typical fundie, trying to scare us with something we don't believe in.

FAIL

Try again.

3/21/2012 5:19:22 AM

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

If you don't like it then don't visit the site!

3/21/2012 5:26:08 AM

Atheissimo

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

SKULLS FOR HIS SKULL THRONE!

3/21/2012 5:34:08 AM

dionysus

this is one sin that I commit now, and hope that Jesus Christ forgives me for saying this

You can't just play Jesus like that. He can see into your heart and see that you don't really mean it. To actually repent one has to have remorse and the intention of changing. You're clearly just trying to save your ass. I'm not a god and even I can clearly see that. Enjoy burning in hell along with us >:)

3/21/2012 5:36:56 AM

Mister Spak

Those dreams of burning in hell are not dreams ,they are warnings that you should submit to Allah and become a muslim.

3/21/2012 5:41:11 AM

Leliel

Translation:

"WAAHH! PEOPLE ARE LEAVING MY DEATH CULT!"

3/21/2012 6:36:14 AM

Doubting Thomas

I for one never have dreams of burning in hell. I've not been neurotic about hell ever since I realized such a place doesn't exist, nor would a loving god ever send anyone there.

But this particular "child of God" is the most vile form of Christian. It's not just that they're happy that people will burn in hell, but they actually hope that these people never repent so that they will end up being tortured for eternity. There is a guy, according to their mythology, who also wants people to never repent. IIRC, he wears red, and it's not Santa, but if you rearrange those letters you get the dude's name.

3/21/2012 6:43:00 AM

Brendan Rizzo

If you don't actually feel guilty of your sin, then you are not repenting. Thus, Jesus is not going to forgive you unless you repent. This is by the logic of your own religion, Mr. Bresci.

3/21/2012 6:55:27 AM



read your Bible again , and show the verse(s) which state burn in hell forever. Thanks


3/21/2012 7:17:43 AM

Fundies Make Me Sick

Another fundamentalist demon. I'm getting so sick of Christians complaining about being stereotyped when fuckers like these are the public face of Christianity. If Liberal and Moderate Christians wanna stop being grouped in with monsters like gaetano, they need to speak out against them.

3/21/2012 7:30:41 AM

rubber chicken

It's your hell dickwad, you burn in it!

3/21/2012 7:41:09 AM

JohnTheAtheist

I love these morons who threaten atheists with burning in hell. It's a freaking riot.

3/21/2012 7:43:25 AM

Philbert McAdamia

and hope that Jesus Christ forgives me for saying this.

I thought he was coming with a sword to kick everybody''s ass and take names/show no mercy. You know, Republican Jesus, not Mr. Goodbar. And then there's his daddy - the meanest, most self-serving, mass murdering psychopath you folks could invent -- and what's this? Yes! He's the same guy.
You haven't a snowball's chance in hell, Gaytano.
(ExChristian - what's up with that? Oh, you are so doomed.)

We have something in common, though - I, too, am glad I am without Jebus in my heart, or on my ass, or anywhere else he isn''t.

3/21/2012 7:53:49 AM

Lucilius

"Ignorrant." 'Nuff said.

3/21/2012 8:30:39 AM

NearlySane

Gaetano will also have to hope Jesus isn't a grammar and spelling nerd, because if he is, I think there will be a special circle of hell dedicated to this

3/21/2012 9:25:01 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I am glad so many of you stupid, ignorrant, godless,people,are so without JESUS in your hearts"

The heart is just a blood pump. Nothing more. The heart has as much neurological effect on the rest of my body as does my left bollock; even if this 'Jesus' could physically exist in that organ (but then, if he isn't there, then that fucks up the concept of 'Omnipresence'; and isn't Jesus supposed to be 'God' too?! [/smartarse]).

...ah, but then 'Let Jesus into your brain' wouldn't sound as theologically credible now, would it, especially with the emotional flim-flam & verbal snake-oil employed by your preachers, eh?:

The number of times the word 'brain' appears in the Bible.

The number of times the word 'heart' appears in the Bible.

In ancient Japan, they considered the stomach to be the source of feeling & emotion, thus the act of slitting open the belly in Seppuku. In ancient Egypt, in the process of mummification, they removed & discarded the brain (via a hook through the nose); the major internal organs were removed & preserved in canopic jars, as they were considered the source of feeling.

I guess that's why you fundies rely on the Bible so much: it does the thinking for you.

Can't be thinking for yourself eh, gaetano? It creates doubt, resulting in critical thinking, and we can't be having that in your 'believers' now, can we?!

Assuming that the 'heart' has - apart from it's actual vital operational process - any effect on the body. 'Assume'. Where you make an ASS out of U, but not ME.

The Bible. Not exactly "Gray's Anatomy". 'Stupid and Ignorrant'? Not mentioning your display of educational inferiority in terms of literacy, who are the stupid and ignorant ones...? Not we Atheists.

College & university? I never went to either. But at least I learned about human anatomy in Biology at school (as well as RE & Comparative Religions). Notice one emission which prefaces that word: 'Home.' And that's the difference.

The Bible. 'Literal'; as in word-for-word, letter-for-letter 'Word of God'. Except for the parts that are purely 'fable' and metaphor. Therefore not literal throughout; ergo, not the 'Word of God', thus Atheism. Q.E. and D., bitches

Smells kinda like bullshit to me. Just like the concept of a 'God'.

3/21/2012 9:28:16 AM

The Duelist

Christians; Amongst the Foulest Sub-Humans Cretins in Recorded History Since 425 A.D.(give or take).

3/21/2012 9:50:34 AM

Godlesspanther

This is the kind of guy who just begs to be provoked. It would not take much to make his head explode.

3/21/2012 9:55:13 AM
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