Liberals want to live under sharia law. Liberals want to be beheaded for homo-sex. Liberals want their “women” covered head to toe. (Actually not a bad idea considering 99% of liberal women are so gawd-awful-damned-putrid if you dropped one in a barrel of water you’d skim ugly for a week!) Liberals want to live under absolute suppression.
Liberals are some sick, sick, confused little puppies.
55 comments
I used to wonder how the right-wing neo-fascist republicans could even elect a dog catcher. Jimbo, you make it obvious.
As an aside, anyone this stupid should not be alowed to vote.
So, Jimbo thinks there's some group in America that wants to see criminals beheaded (i.e. executed)? A group that hates the gays so much that it would include homosexuality as a crime worthy of such a punishment? A group that wants women to be kept under control, and want to insure that nothing remotely sexual is seen in the public arena? And that the group in question is "Liberals"? Excuse me while I laugh myself into a coma.
Welcome to Jimbo's Adventureas Through the Looking Glass, where up is down, white is black, cats are dogs, and liberal means, well, something else entirely. Yes, it all makes soooo much more sense than in the real world.
...sick, sick, confused little puppies.
As opposed to you, Jimbo?! Oh, the shiny, shiny mirror shows your own ugliness again.
Liberals want to be beheaded for homo-sex.
I thought liberals wanted everyone to be gay and to covert your children.
Liberals want their “women” covered head to toe.
I thought liberals were immoral sluts who always wear too little clothing and keep tempting good, conservative men.
Liberals want to live under absolute suppression.
I thought liberals wanted to live in a nihilistic system where everything is legal because they have no moral background.
Liberals are some sick, sick, confused little puppies.
We're confused? You're the one that can't even get the right wing talking points straight.
... with liberty and justice for all.
Except for those sick, sick, confused little puppy liberals, of course.
Liberals want less liberty. In fact, liberals want no liberty. Apparently.
And you thought this sounded reasonable?
"Liberals want to live under sharia law."
Why the hell would liberals want to live under such a system? Do you even know what the hell "liberal" means ?
"Liberals want to be beheaded for homo-sex."
Again, please look up the word "liberal." Pay particular attention to the root word's definition.
"Liberals want their 'women' covered head to toe."
I actually prefer women with fewer clothes rather than more.
"Liberals want to live under absolute suppression."
Obviously. That's why they're called "liberals" after all. At least when you redefine words to mean the exact, total, and complete fucking opposite of their actual definition.
"Liberals are some sick, sick, confused little puppies."
You apparently fail to realize that your entire post consist of you projecting conservative values onto liberals, don't you?
So... a liberal, named for the term "liberty" which happens to mean "freedom," want to be ruled by oppressive religious law, not to mention actually wanting to be beheaded for any reason?
The right wing in this country have gone so far crazy they don't even bother to try to make sense any more. Just wait until we've had four more years with Obama as president. They'll be saying things which make this look sane.
Uh, no. I am more liberal that you can dream of in your paranoid delusions, but I have no desire for anything like Sharia law.
P.S. My puppies have never told me their political stances, but they most definately are not sick.
"Liberals want their “women” covered head to toe"
Well, maybe in winter, in Minnesota; otherwise I think you're quite confused.
Homosexuality is forbidden in Sharia law. And last time I heard, We Liberals think women wearing whatever they want is a good idea. What is forbidden in Sharia law. Does freedom - certainly was we in Europe know it - exist in Saudi Arabia & Iran, Jimbo...?
This is what happens when Teabaggers try reaching more than in Shaun T's 'Insanity Workout'. Their minds are so one-dimensional that they have to lump all things they're opposed to into one, as considering that some ideologies can be different would make their collective brain cell go BSOD.
...but we Liberals on the other hand, have no such difficulty in considering you Teabaggers, Neocunts etc = Nazis. After all...:
Hitler hated the Left-wing. You hate the Left-wing.
Hitler hated homosexuals. You hate homosexuals.
Hitler hated abortion. You hate abortion.
Hitler hated democracy. You hate democracy.
Hitler hated black people (Jesse Owens, 1936 Berlin Olympics). You hate President Obama.
Hitler hated anything 'liberal'. You hate Liberals.
Hitler hated Atheists. You hate Atheists.
Hitler was a Christian. You are a Christian.
Hitler was a right-winger. [/Reverse Godwin]
I'm beginning to wonder whether Jimbo's projecting his own prejudice onto others.
(I'm also curious as to whether Jimbo has actually seen any women, liberal or otherwise.)
Sorry, I seem to have missed the memo. Is it opposite day?
In that case, we also want: women to stop voting, workers to have no rights or expectations regarding on the job safety, wealthy corporations to govern our every move and elect our public officials, to govern what type of activity is acceptable in your bedroom, and, more importantly, we want enforced public prayer and worship in every aspect of individual life. This includes replacing images of dead presidents on our money with that of the dead, bleeding, non-existent I mean, savior Jesus.
Christians want to live under biblical law. Christians want to behead homosexuals. Christians want their “women” covered head to toe. (Actually not a bad idea considering 99% of Christian women are so gawd-awful-damned-putrid if you dropped one in a barrel of water you’d skim ugly for a week!) Christians want to live under absolute suppression.
Christians are some sick, sick, confused little puppies.
I can talk shit too.
An embarrassing political rant with religious overtones. I do not quantify myself as particularly "liberal", but I do know a number of those that are.
They do NOT want to live under sharia law.
They do NOT want to be beheaded for gay....or "homo-sex".
They DO pretty much want their women similar to how I want mine: Naked with beer and pizza in tow. (Hey, I can believe in angels cant I?)
They dont want to live under absolute suppression. Some perhaps, but not absolute. And depending on who you talk to depends on what defines suppression.
All things considered, a rather ridiculous rant.
once again percy, that is a sick and immoral pic you posted: i love it!!
like reynardine said, rabbit, you've got some gut to keep delving in that cess-pool and keeping your lunch. i applaud you.
on to jimbo now: apparently, lacking basic etymology is a requirement for bashing the opposite side, like brendan and about 6 others said. i will just amend one thing:
"Liberals want their “women” covered head to toe." only in the winter, buddy. pneumonia is no fun at all for anyone (except maybe rapturites...)
can we get an award for this guy? i dunno, maybe the bizarro-liberal award?
I expect conservatives want free sex, free drugs, and strict gun control in Jimboland. Conservatives want public nudity (mandatory for women 18-34). Conservatives want Christianity outlawed. Conservatives want a 75% tax for the wealthiest 1%. Conservatives want their children to swear fealty to Obama.
Conservatives seem to be a little confused. Or maybe it's just Jimbo.
Uh, no, 'Bimbo', that schpeel of yours describes you. We Liberals believe in freedom & equality. Please return to your home planet of Bizarro World. Good day, sir.
Conservatives want to live under the Christian Taliban law. Conservatives want to be beheaded for incest, pedophilia, and flag masturbation. Conservatives want their “women” covered head to toe (actually not a bad idea considering 99% of conservative gramma-daughters have a straight line family tree) -in fact, many conservatives make their women wear dresses and head bonnets! Conservatives already live under absolute suppression and repression...and they want to push it onto everyone else!
The problem is THEY DON'T. That you think that they're on the same group for the sake of convenience, doesn't mean they are. Indeed, muslims ARE much more in agreement with ideas than theirs. It makes more sense.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.