If your a Christian you can't possibly celebrate Halloween..... Think about it, and if you try to back up being able to celebrate Halloween, your just a sorceror for thats all that day is..
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Yes, because there's nothing pagan about Christianity:
"Jesus: And then I did the last supper, and I gave them some wine and I said, drink this wine - it is my blood.
God: You said what?
Jesus: I said, drink this wine it is my blood. I was trying to make it a ceremony.
God: But that's vampirism! Vampiric thing, drink my blood. You've got Pagan things right there on day one of the new religion!
Jesus:Oh, sorry.
God: Why didn't you say, drink this wine it's a Merlot?
Jesus: Oh, yeah.
God: Did you say anything else?
Jesus: What do you mean?
God: Well, after the wine thing did you say anything else that might have screwed things up
for ever and ever?
Jesus: No.
God: Nothing at all?
Jesus:No.
God: Nothing about bread?
Jesus Yes.
God: What did you say?
Jesus: Well, I said, 'eat this bread, it is my
favourite!'...because it was hot so they had all those crinkly bits in it, and I loved it and
All right, I said it was my body, OK?
God: That's
that's cannibalism! You have got vampirism and cannibalism right at the beginning
Oh, Gee! And you died on Easter, the biggest pagan ceremony in the history of ever! (losing it a bit) You're going to celebrate the year of your death in a different year, each year! Depending on where the moon is, for God's sake! If they don't work out that's pagan I'll just eat my hat.
Jesus: Dad, don't worry. No one's going to work it out for 2000 years - until a transvestite points it out in New York!"
-Eddie Izzard
You messed that up a little, I'll take care of it for you.
If your a Christian you can't possibly celebrate Christmas..... Think about it, and if you try to back up being able to celebrate Christmas, your just a pagan for thats all that day is..
You're welcome.
I'm neither a Christian nor an American, but I know English better than you, JereReagan, thankfully.
Halloween, or All Hallows' Eve, was when they chased off all ghosts and goblins, and other dark things, with fires and loud noises, so that All Hallows' Day could be a quiet and reflective day, without interference. What do you have against that?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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