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the hateful war against christianity is raging on
more and more young americans are becoming :
1 atheist
2 homosexuals
3 liberals
4 evolutionists/blind worshipers of science

the cure for these satanic groups is obvious.
just think about what we do with other hateful criminals, we:
1 put them in prison
2. give them the death penalty

why should atheists go unpunished for their rebellion against god?

Anonymous, FunnyJunk 92 Comments [12/12/2011 4:29:33 AM]
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Because they let Fundies go unpunished for their war against reason?

12/12/2011 4:33:41 AM


There is no war on Christianity. Never has been, in the US.

None of those groups of people have anything against your beliefs, and aren't 'satanic'.

As for why they go unpunished? Because they haven't done a single thing wrong.

12/12/2011 4:44:19 AM

From the frozen north, Death cometh

Once again anyone who disagrees with you is discriminating against you?

I'm against death penalty no matter what the crime in question might be (thank the spirits it's been done away with where I live). You on the other hand seem to think people who exercise their rights to think, say and do as they please (limited by the law obviously) should be put to death... Who is the hateful one here again?

12/12/2011 4:49:11 AM


If some people do not follow certain practices and beliefs this does not constitute an attack on those who do.

12/12/2011 4:53:56 AM


translation: anyone not exactly like me should die

12/12/2011 5:01:15 AM


I think that God could handle punishing people for their rebellion himself, what with him being God and all. To assume that he would need some mere human like yourself to do his biding for him is profoundly arrogant. And I don’t think that an authoritarian God who is as angry, unforgiving, and draconian as you imagine would take too kindly to such presumptuousness.

12/12/2011 5:03:02 AM

As a wise Russian said,

"Cry some more."

12/12/2011 5:03:35 AM


Even if this were true, why should you care? You're still free to be a heterosexual Christian conservative who goes "la la la - I can't hear you" when people provide scientific evidence for something you don't understand and have decided you don't like, at least outside Saudi Arabia and places like that.

12/12/2011 5:10:43 AM


Your "god" must be very weak if you have to do "his" job for "him". I mean, if this "god" really exists, doesn't "he" punish us unbelievers in time? Don't you, by doing "his" work, try to elevate yourselves to "his" level? If I was a god, trying to do my work would be a serious offense.

12/12/2011 5:16:00 AM


How about this, if god takes offense, he's free to smite me with a rampaging herd of elephants in my room, right now.

Huh, guess he's ok with it.

12/12/2011 5:20:30 AM

Jesus Klingon

Not sure if serious.

12/12/2011 5:23:10 AM


You're not persecuted. The only "war" on Christianity comes from reason and knowledge. Oh and there are otjers who are not atheist

12/12/2011 5:44:55 AM


why should atheists go unpunished for their rebellion against god?

Because we actually have freedom of religion in this country, fucknut.

12/12/2011 5:58:35 AM


Also, if we started putting atheist, homosexuals and liberals in prison, there would be no more room for our potheads.

12/12/2011 5:59:32 AM


Oooh, look, a troll. Never seen one of those on the intertubes before.

12/12/2011 6:08:07 AM


Liberals don't go shooting fundies.
Scientists don't go blowing up churches.
Atheists don't go hanging pastors.
Homosexuals don't go lynching straights.

NONE of those groups are necesarily satanic, in addition.

"We" being conservanutbars like you means you do nothing but bitch and flail at phantom threats while we sane people do the actual daily maintence of society.

And, finally, God only asks for faith and says Vengeance is His, meaning the Faithful are explicity NOT to punish those that don't hold that faith.

You. Are. NOT. A. Christian.
(Incidently--CAPITALISATION, you moron; have you heard of it? e.e. cummings you are NOT.)

12/12/2011 6:19:02 AM


It must be nice to be so delusional. You are the problem, not the solution. Your god is a sock puppet that justifies your advocacy of hate crimes.

12/12/2011 6:39:20 AM


Well, dammit, I think if God wanted rebels punished, She's big enough to do it Herself.

12/12/2011 6:51:19 AM


And here I thought Justice/Vengence was The Lord's in the fullness thereof.

12/12/2011 7:04:31 AM


why should atheists go unpunished for their rebellion against god?

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

How's THAT for a reason, motherfucker. Even if you're evil enough that killing innocent people doesn't bother you, the Constitution still protects us from people like you.

12/12/2011 7:05:45 AM


We don't put people in prison for being "hateful", anonymous, and we definitely don't give them the death penalty.

Luckily for you.

12/12/2011 7:06:09 AM

Big Jilm

Because we don't live in a Theocracy; we live in a free country, something you obviously detest.

I encourage you fundies who want to install a Theocracy to all relocate to Texas and form your "utopia" there.

12/12/2011 7:07:16 AM

Brendan Rizzo

What you want is a highly repressive, theocratic dictatorship. Thus, you a traitor to the Constitution. Why should you go unpunished for your rebellion against your country?

12/12/2011 7:22:04 AM


Come on, you guys! Stop feeding the troll!

12/12/2011 7:24:54 AM


"the cure for these satanic groups is obvious.
just think about what we do with other hateful criminals, we:
1 put them in prison
2. give them the death penalty"

Death camps always seem to be the answer for you people. Don't like someone? Just toss them into a death camp and everything's all better, right?

"why should atheists go unpunished for their rebellion against god?"

How about that your god can't be shown to exist.

Not good enough for you?

Well, how about that your god is supposed to be fucking omnipotent and if he wants to punish someone for "rebellion" against him then he's perfectly capable of doing it himself without your help.


Yeah, I would be too if I said something this fucking stupid.

12/12/2011 7:34:07 AM

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