Quote# 84613

72 virgins....

not 72 actual souls....72 is the age....the line....in an ideal situation....

girls should be 72 before they have sexual relations....yes 72....

72 years old....

'course it's 40 days and 40 nights....so 72 = 22.22

22.22 years old....

i have two daughters you know....

my perspective is not fueled by testosterone....


72 = Vitruvian Man scale

72 = Vitruvian Woman scale

Sugarelf, Godlike Productions 91 Comments [11/3/2011 4:24:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Mindhack

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From the frozen north, Death cometh

That right there is some Kryptos grade code.

I think I'm going to need some help deciphering it...

11/3/2011 4:28:37 AM


What does this even mean? How does 40 days and 40 nights turn 72 into 22.22? What does Virtuvian Man have anything to do with sex?

11/3/2011 4:28:46 AM

So women should be well beyond reproductive age before they have sex? And there I was thinking you lot believed sex should be for reproductive purposes only!

11/3/2011 4:44:40 AM


Mindhack, you owe me a new-fuck brain for submitting this! My old one is broken!

11/3/2011 4:53:28 AM


I had to look at the postings to find out how he got his calculations. Apparently, the 72 is for Farenheit virgins, and he will get Centigrade virgins. 72F = 22C
I guess it's true, cause Allah invented the heat scales, right? right???

11/3/2011 5:13:42 AM


Now I have had a stroke due to the stupidity of this post and cannot feel my whole left side of my body.

11/3/2011 5:24:44 AM

Arctic Knight

"I is edumacated, I was now dazzle you with gooder mathemataric: 40+40=72=22.22. I is 40 years old. Uh oh, my mommy says I need to put my pajamas on and go to bed."

11/3/2011 5:30:41 AM


So...Being a muslim martyr gets you laid with a 72 year old virgin??
If that's paradise, I would'nt want to see hell...

11/3/2011 5:33:52 AM


Or raisins. It could be raisins.

11/3/2011 5:46:44 AM



11/3/2011 5:50:30 AM


I think they need to change the "report abusive post" link to "report stupid post."

In fact, that should be an option on EVERY forum.

11/3/2011 5:53:12 AM

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Someone has a serious case of wharrgrbl and forgot to take his meds.

11/3/2011 5:57:14 AM


What the crap cakes? I can't make heads or tails of what this guy is saying. As far as I can tell he wants to bang his 22 year old daughters...or something.

11/3/2011 6:08:04 AM


Don't make eye contact and back out of the room slowly.

11/3/2011 6:11:25 AM



11/3/2011 6:19:53 AM


"my perspective is not fueled by testosterone...."

No, it sounds more like it's fueled by stale bong water and badly mixed narcotics.

11/3/2011 6:26:20 AM


Overdose on the stupid, bitches!

11/3/2011 6:32:01 AM

Doubting Thomas

Seriously, WTF??????

Maybe I need more caffeine this morning, but this seriously isn't making any sense to me.

Maybe what sugarelf is playing with isn't sugar but a different white powder...

11/3/2011 6:33:26 AM

It won't be hard to imagine Sugarelf popping out of a bush around a group of college-age girls (or old ladies) and greeting them in a creepy manner, not to mention the faces he'll pull...

"Hiiiiiii, giiiirrrrls!"

11/3/2011 6:33:39 AM


Beg pardon, Sir, but have you gone barking mad?

11/3/2011 6:43:30 AM


Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

11/3/2011 6:50:37 AM


OK, I get the F and C thing, but what if the 72 is already C? That'd mean 161 F! Man, that's pretty old. Maybe Allah meant months, that'd be 13 and a half. That sounds more like Mohamed's age range!

Wow, it's fun to think like a fundy. You can just make random crap up.

11/3/2011 8:13:44 AM


11/3/2011 8:23:06 AM

Pule Thamex

Am....barely able....

to comment...for lack....of....

understanding (mine)....

Other than....to....say that Sugarelf....

must be....


11/3/2011 8:39:06 AM


I think we now know that it wasn't due to the era's attitude to homosexuality, being the reason, that Alan Turing committed suicide.

Because for a mathematical genius like him, even his numerically sharp brain would have done a BSOD at this load of arse gravy.

11/3/2011 8:48:10 AM

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