Quote# 84298

You say you are a submissive wife.
You say he is a kind, undemanding husband.

I am suspicious of that.
Have you really got a husband who is so careful all the time not to require something uncomfortable of you? Is that really such a good husband? I am suspicious that you have him on a choke collar. He doesn't dare ask some things of you because he knows how you would respond.


Submission is only called upon when there are disagreements. If you are happy with his plans, or agree together there is no submission in these things. It is when YOUR OWN PLANS have been spoiled that you can practice submission. It is then that you need to DIE to your SELF and follow God's plan for you as a wife.

Joanna, Obedient to my Husband 102 Comments [10/13/2011 2:38:55 AM]
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Yay first comment!
Ahem, you sir, are a douchbag.

10/13/2011 2:47:49 AM

Raised by Horses

And this year's "Enslave me... harder!" award goes to..

10/13/2011 2:54:11 AM


NO! For God to love your marriage you MUST do things you DON'T want to do! YOU have to be miserable otherwise you're not really Christian.

God damn this is crazy, unless you're into that sort of thing. ;p

10/13/2011 3:02:16 AM


What the fuck.

10/13/2011 3:19:48 AM

rubber chicken

"No true masochist" award ?

10/13/2011 3:28:49 AM


So what, you can only be a good wife if you marry an uncaring, selfish wanker? Why do I get the feeling some uncaring, selfish wanker thought that one up?

10/13/2011 3:34:04 AM


Why do I find this all the more disturbing because it was written by a woman?

10/13/2011 3:36:18 AM

Argle Bargle

I wonder how many fundies have a secret submission fetish. Seriously, this sounds like a code for "tie me to a chair and whip my tits until I cum".

10/13/2011 3:41:20 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

At first, I was all like O_o

Then, I was like o_O

After that, I just LOLd.

10/13/2011 4:02:39 AM


Well that is one heck of a conundrum!

If you are not doing it right he doesn't beat you.


10/13/2011 4:04:53 AM


Wow, that whole comments section is one big Stockholm Syndrome fest. I bet their husbands were standing over their shoulders while they typed.


I second that. I'd say Joanna is really "Joe" but somehow I doubt it.

10/13/2011 4:18:01 AM


WTF? Is she supposed to let him pull her around by her hair, too? Bronze age morality doesn't work for modern times but we are going to make it work, by god.

10/13/2011 4:27:51 AM


Excuse the irony, but this bitch needs a slap upside the head.

10/13/2011 4:37:05 AM

Godless heathen

Ah, well I always have the last word in disagreements with my wife - "sorry" works very well as does "ok you're right"

As for Joanne, it strikes me as she is the kind of woman so scares of being alone she'll settle for a douchbag. I'm glad my wife isn't like that.

10/13/2011 4:44:40 AM


So... let me see if I understand this:

Person one claims to be a submissive wife. Joanna refutes that claim because person one and their spouse don't have much conflict in their lives, and that true submission is only achieved when willingly performing actions one would not do otherwise. Thus, person one is not actually submitting.

No wonder Christians love the image of Christ bloody and beaten and tied to a cross. It's wish fulfillment.

10/13/2011 4:47:02 AM

Godless heathen

Ah, well I always have the last word in disagreements with my wife - "sorry" works very well as does "ok you're right"

10/13/2011 4:49:17 AM

Vermicious Knid

Something tells me there's gonna be a murder-suicide in this woman's future.

10/13/2011 4:52:27 AM


You're talking about anal, right?

10/13/2011 4:55:04 AM

Mister Spak

If he doesn't beat you he doesn't love you.

10/13/2011 4:55:47 AM


This isn't even the worst one comment on that site; Try reading the one where the woman can't go on vacation, can't leave the house, has no say in anything, can't have an opinion & just accepts that her husband knows everything.

10/13/2011 5:03:28 AM


God hates happiness, apparently.

10/13/2011 5:03:43 AM



Seems it's actually a masochistic girl.

10/13/2011 5:03:49 AM


If he's not beating the shit out of you on a regular basis you can't be in our gang.

10/13/2011 5:10:21 AM


@Doperwtje: That would be the comments made by Ephesians 5:22.

She's the closest thing to an actual Stepford Wife that I think I've ever seen.


10/13/2011 5:18:35 AM


Does your husband also get to put treats on your nose and make you balance them? Does he have to pick up after you when you poop? How many tricks can you do?

EDIT: Ooh, ooh, I've got a cool little scenario for you! What if your husband tells you to think for yourself? Then what? Or if he tells you to always disagree with him, starting with his next command (to avoid a paradox)? Talk about damned if you do, damned if you don't! >:)

10/13/2011 5:32:21 AM

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