It sounds quite fishy one day out of the blue such a great would be dead by cancer. I honestly believe Steve Jobs did not die peacefully, and was murdered. So people may ask, ''who murdered Steve Jobs?'' and I tell you who. Those pigs at the american media and entertainment centers obviously ran out of lies and false information to feed to the american audience and so quietly ordered his assassination to make the public mourn while they roll in money like the filthy little swines they are.
This is just my opinion because of past experience and evidence, but what do you guys think of Steve Jobs death? Leave opinions.
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It's official. Absolutely no famous person can die of natural causes without conspiracy theorists thinking that they were murdered. What, do they think that people who reach a significant level of fame become biologically immortal and thus have to die by someone else's hand? Wait... if you think about it, that ties into their reptilian conspiracy theory nicely. God damn it.
Well, if not for the fact that Mr. Jobs was suffering from cancer for years, then you might have a point. This was widely-known information, but apparently not by you.
@Brendon:
I agree totally. Every time a famous person dies, there's usually some kind of conspiracy theory around it. But, it's just the way conspiracy theorists work. Any major newsworthy event is the product of a conspiracy, because nothing ever just happens the way it was reported. One minor unexplained detail of a major event = massive government conspiracy.
This is just my opinion because of past experience and evidence, but what do you guys think of Steve Jobs death? Leave opinions.
In my opinion, Steve Jobs is an overly hyped hipster, his cultist followers are insane groupies, the products he promotes are derivative cut rate third wheel white-coloured gimmicks, his company imposes needless restrictions on its products, forces you into agreements and terms you have little choice in, and he's the only character on South Park who really needed to die a thousand terrible deaths. And idiots like you need to disappear before you can start another insane belief or conspiracy like 'Jobs lives' or 'they killed our Steve'.
It's official, conspiracy theorism is now a mental illness in and of itself, not just a symptom anymore.
"leave opinions"
Well, fuck. You might as well say it, now. You people are wholly unconcerned with facts, and you just want to throw around fanfiction-based worldview around. Which is why you demand opinions and not facts, and is also why you do not fear reprisals from the fictional forces that you claim are capable of murdering a billionaire in secret.
Oh, do try to keep up with the class. Jobs was diagnosed 6 (or was it 7) years ago. Hardly "out of the blue."
@Brendan Rizzo
Sort of. It's more that celebrities are usually put on some sort of pedestal to be admired and/or revered as the pinnacle of human achievement in some form (hence why whenever they do anything remotely objectionable they are said to be "setting a bad example"), so when they die from completely mundane means, and thus revealed to be just as squishy and vulnerable as the rest of us unworthy plebians, the mind automatically goes to murder conspiracies in defence. After all, someone as super special awesome as [person] couldn't POSSIBLY have died from overdose/car crash/terminal illness, so it must have been... MURDER.
Steve Jobs, assassinated? Honestly, if someone tried to assassinate someone running a software company, it would probably be Steve Ballmer since people tend to think more highly of Apple than Microsoft.
"Bob, I can't take it anymore. I just can't run another puff piece on the world's oldest dog or the cutest panda or whatever. We have to do something."
So, the media has the ability to assassinate celebrities pretty much at-will, all while making it look natural, yet they're so unimaginative that they can't make up bullshit news stories. Interesting...
Steve Jobs was murdered? That's impossible! I happen to know he is in fact still alive, on the run from the Hohenzollerns of the 87th bloodline of the Illuminutty.
How do I know this? Because he lives in my backyard. And we feed him our leftovers. Okay, he transferred his conciousness to my dog.
But it's true, I tell ya!
^sarcasm
Seriously, who fucking cares?
Oh right, you do. The original post and subsequent comments are from morons. Humanity is fucked; I rest my case.
Those pigs at the american media and entertainment centers obviously ran out of lies and false information to feed to the american audience and so quietly ordered his assassination to make the public mourn while they roll in money like the filthy little swines they are.
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