I am a simple rancher by the Red River in Texas. But my Great-Great-Grandfather was English which makes me so bold as to offer this from America.
Three simple things must be done to save the English:
1) All non-native born persons along with their minor children should be immediately deported to their country of birth.
2) All native-born persons who were born of non-native females should be identified and deported if they have been found guilty at any time of any crimes or misdemeanors.
3) The teachings of Mohamed are deemed terroristic and all followers of his teachings (as determined by the state) may solely discuss, display or profess said teachings in the privacy of their own abode. Furthermore anyone deemed by the state to be a follower of Mohamed is prohibited from bearing or raising children. This edict is to be enforced by appropriate surgical or chemical sterilization. Existing minors are to be removed and deported to various distant Muslim nations, along with their parents should they decline sterilization.
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1) I wonder what would happen to a Cherokee or a Lakotah who suggested this?
I'm guessing a cage beside Leonard Peltier... or an unmarked grave.
2) Deported where?
3) Escalating the persecution of a weak minority that cannot fight back effectively.
I think England has a huge problem with immigrants refusing to integrate into life in Britain, and the tendency of large numbers of young Muslims to turn against the nation despite being born here, and I certainly think that we need to do something about it.
However, that something is most certainly not deporting or oppressing brown people.
Anyone who thinks that there's no problem with Islamism here is either blind or stupid, but oppressing all Muslims is only going to turn everyone against you, even those (like myself) who feel something should be done would fight tooth and nail against the kind of measures you are proposing.
Yeah, because isolationism, institutionalised bigotry, and state-sponsored religions worked SO WELL in the past.
@ Comrade Potatovich:
Nope, he should go back to Germany . After all, the Anglo-Saxons were not the first inhabitants of the British Isles, and did a fine good job oppressing the natives as a practice run to oppressing non-whites across "Teh Empaia". He can kiss my Romano-Celtic ass.
So, you should be deported? As well as everyone else, I presume. After all, the only natives we had were the kind your inbred fuckass of a great great grandpa probably killed off.
HEIL ENGLISC
Also, this:
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Yep there goes an irony meter. How about you get out of the USA then. I mean the only difference between you and them is time. Oppressing people and booting them out of their homes wont save England or anywhere else. Welcoming them and letting them be will, oh and lettings some generations pass.
And before we go down the "Those Muslim kids cause more trouble!" lets not forget all the problems everyone else causes as well. I see more drunken hooligans that are white then I do anything else. No one group of people is pure and clean like snow. I don't imagine that England is that much different from Australia in that respect.
Extremist, but not really racist. Muslims are not a race. They are a religion. There are white muslims, black muslims, Asian muslims, etc.
Another dickehead who doesn't realise that there are more UK emmigrants round the world than there are immigrants in the UK.
And apparently also a dickhead with absolutely zero understanding of English history.
Every group of people who have come here from elsewhere have ended up becoming English.
We absorb them into us, they bring us new things to love.
Now we have the richest language on the planet.
@His4Life: He's also mentioning "non-native" people, so it's nativist/nationalist. Sure, he's not mentioning any color of immigrants, but 99% of the time when people talk about illegal immigration they sure as fuck don't mean Russians*.
Also, he's not even talking solely about illegal immigration. "All non-native born persons" implies even those who DO have their paperwork in order. Islamophobia is not this guy's only problem.
*Admittedly, there ARE fewer illegal immigrants from Russia and eastern Europe, because they can't just climb a fence, but they CAN overstay their visa or commit immigration fraud. It's not as simple as "all white people immigrated legally."
"2) All native-born persons who were born of non-native females should be identified and deported if they have been found guilty at any time of any crimes or misdemeanors."
So by the logic of your opening statement ("Three simple things must be done to save the English") as I was born in England to an English father, and a Welsh (non-English) mother... should I ever run foul of the law I've got to be deported from England?
You are a fucking idiot.
"3) The teachings of Mohamed are deemed terroristic and all followers of his teachings (as determined by the state) may solely discuss, display or profess said teachings in the privacy of their own abode."
Well, that's very generous of you.
Pahahahaha, I love how Americans think Britain works. Christ, we're not that bad, and in fairness it wouldn't hurt you to research us. We certainly have less racists and nutjobs than you in the US.
@Brendan Rizzo
Yes, but the racists quoted tend to represent a minority of gob shites in this country.
As for our rancher friend.
Please take your suggestions and return them up your rectum from whence you pulled them.
Brendan. you rather seriously need to calm down.
Granted, My comment could have been worded rather better, but I in no way implied or meant to imply that racists were anything but a minority in the states as well. Racists are a minority anywhere, simply because racism is stupid.
I apologize if that's how it sounded, as said, it was not my intent.
1. Does this include a certain texan rancher? Because good heavens! We wouldn't want you back, we have enough racists without having to deal with you!
2. To where? I was born in Kuwait but I am not from Kuwait. Being deported to Kuwait would be incredibly stupid.
3. Only if we deem the teachings of "nazis" to be treated the same way.
Fine. I'll go, you'll go, and we all will go save for the Native Americans.
Not what you hoped for? Well, suck it up, bub--it's what you asked for.
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