[A machine that dissolves human bodies as a green alternative to cremation is announced]

Notice where this is leading to? Watch Richard Fleischer's 1973 Hollywood movie called 'Soylent Green' for a clue to your future junk food which no doubt will be controlled by Monsanto unless that company is merged into SERCO the final mega corporation of the future as in OCP in Paul Verhoeven's 1987 Hollywood movie called 'Robocop.' Notice how the one method strips your body of the minerals and metals before your family gets you? Where are these going? Imagine all those gold fillings etc going into the slimy hands of the Crown Maltese. They'll always try to feed off you even when you die. Remember they're feeding off your death whilst your relatives continue to buy flowers etc for your grave site and don't forget those costly funerals.