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**So much controversy stirred up because some guy felt awkward about explaining to his child that a lesbian is a girl that likes other girls instead of boys. If he's dumb enough to have watched the video with her despite the title, I feel doubly sorry for the little girl growing up with a father that is as homophobic as he is moronic.**

For my part, I'm glad there's a father out there who's not bowing down to the gay gestapo's attempts to brainwash everybody into believing that sexual deviancy is okay. I feel sorry for the sheep that buy into it. I'd rather be a homophobe than a cowed sycophant mouthing whatever twisted belief system is currently in vogue. And frankly I feel happy for any kid whose parent cares enough and is brave enough to teach her right from wrong, instead of knuckling under and letting the politically-correct police do it.

Hell of a comment to have to make on a My Little Pony site, but someone's got to make an attempt to scatter the cockroaches, I suppose.

Anonymous, Equestria Daily 106 Comments [8/10/2011 8:41:20 AM]
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jp

Oh boy. Didn't expect to see anything like that on a MLP fansite.

8/10/2011 8:48:14 AM

Celianna

I'm guessing Rainbow Dash isn't your favourite pony.

8/10/2011 8:54:40 AM

SurfinSeaOtter


8/10/2011 8:57:47 AM



Sure, Rainbow Brite is gay(for the rainbow, I guess)

8/10/2011 9:06:59 AM

checkmate

a cowed sycophant mouthing whatever twisted belief system is currently in vogue.

Yes, exactly, I couldn't agree more.

All those sycophants mouthing that christianity crap is very annoying. Jesus here, heavenly father there, Gospel, blah, blah. They'll just repeat any old thing.

Shoving that bullshit down childrens' throats is just revolting.

8/10/2011 9:18:50 AM

nutbunny

It is quite easy to say "a lesbian is a girl that likes girls"

What is so hard about that?
If he has issues about lesbianism he can decide not to marry one.

8/10/2011 9:23:59 AM

Towey

I happen to like lesbians

8/10/2011 9:25:56 AM

Papabear

"Sexual deviancy?"

Who the heck are you to decide homosexuality is deviancy? Aquinas contended that sex with the woman on top was sinful as it put a woman in a position above a man. Anti-biblical that. Anon, ever had sex with the woman on top? Ever had sex?

8/10/2011 9:28:35 AM

Jezeus

...nothing like being a fuckwit. I guess this guy's a horse lover... :)

...I don't like horse lovers.

8/10/2011 9:37:39 AM

Shanya Almafeta

For the first time, this feels justified:


8/10/2011 9:40:40 AM

Mister Spak

For my part, I'm glad there's a website here whos not bowing down to the christianist gestapos attempt to brainwash everybody into believing whatever twisted mythology is currently in vogue.

It's also fun to watch the cockroaches scatter.

8/10/2011 9:47:58 AM

Berny

Anonymous and I probably don't have the same definition of "cockroaches."
I put homophobes and people who teach hate to their kids in that category.

8/10/2011 9:49:09 AM

freako104

Consenting adults is fine. And no I am not brainwashed into that because of the "gay gestapo". It is because it does not affect me.

8/10/2011 10:25:01 AM

Osiris

Love is wrong and hate is right. What more can you expect. Well other then the disturbing trend amongst gay-haters to turn the tables around and make it seem like they're the ones being persecuted by an intolerant majority.

8/10/2011 10:27:03 AM

J. James

"gay Gestapo"

Me: Really? Do we really have to do this again??

Gay Nazi: Heiiiiiiiil ELTON, Breeder! *limp-wristed Nazi salute*

Me: Yeah. Heil. Whatever. What are you up to this time, Gay Nazi, and do I really want to know?

Gay Nazi: Zis offendz me. You act like I am not doing ze righteous zing, in expanding ze Homosexual Fascist Agenda.

Me: Well, you AREN'T, because fascism is bad no matter WHO the proponent is.

Gay Nazi: I vill make-pretend you did not say zat. Anyvay, lately I've been ramping up ze propaganda aimed at cheeldren.

Me: Why on earth would you do that? Children have no sexual urges AT ALL, what would they even DO with that information...?

Gay Nazi: It's not about ze cheeldren, it's about forcing zeir Gött verdammt dreckig, idiotisch, lügen, homophobe parents to teach zeir cheeldren about ze Homosexuals against zeir vill! Ahahahaha!

Me: Your laughter is both evil and campy in new and horrible ways. Please stop.

Gay Nazi: "Please stop"? I am a NAZI! You don't get us at all, do you, breeder? Ve vill stop at NOTHING to RULE ZE WORLD vith ze IRON FIST!!(ze sexy, firm iron fist!)

Me: Good luck with that. Homophobes aren't going to reform, CERTAINLY not by force.

Gay Nazi: . . .

. . .

... Who said anyzing about 'reforming' zem...? *evil smile*

8/10/2011 10:30:58 AM

Lucilius

"I'd rather be a homophobe ..."
Your meaning would have already been clear if you had stopped right there.

8/10/2011 10:31:22 AM



If its on MLP I'm guessing Poe.

8/10/2011 10:32:33 AM

Cy

... on Equestria Daily? Come ON, guys. If there's no hope for the fandom of a group of colourful talking magical ponies living in a world where friendship is literally magical, there's no hope for anyone.

FLUTTERSHY IS UPSET BY YOUR HATRED. HOW DARE YOU UPSET FLUTTERSHY.

8/10/2011 10:32:50 AM

JSS

What is this "gay gestapo" you speak of? I've heard of people whom happen to fall in love with someone of the same gender and want to be treated with dignity, but I've never heard of such a thing you said. Is there a "gay Auschwitz" and a "gay Hitler" as well?

8/10/2011 10:35:45 AM

ME

"... a cowed sycophant mouthing whatever twisted belief system is currently in vogue."

Oh, shiney, shiney mirror.

8/10/2011 10:36:18 AM

dionysus

I hate it that these idiots use Nazi comparisons so much that they're losing their effect. It's becoming so that "Nazi" is simply a word that people throw around that basically just means "someone that disagrees with me". And for the record, I hated it when people called Bush a Nazi too, but I think you'll all agree that it's abuse is MUCH more prolific among the right wing. The suffering and death of millions has been trivialized to the point where it's used (extremely ironically) to refer to the minor inconvenience of having to tolerate people. Of course, being the hysterical, delusional drama queens that they are, fundie rightists probably really DO think they are being treated just as badly as the Jews were in Nazi Germany.

8/10/2011 10:40:08 AM

LDM

"And frankly I feel happy for any kid whose parent cares enough and is brave enough to teach her right from wrong"

Just like my parents. They taught me that hate and ingorance are wrong. And respecting others, and knowing what the fuck you're talking about is right.

8/10/2011 11:10:33 AM

Rapax Pringer

... Looks like someone needs to be loved and tolerated.

But seriously. IT was only a matter of time before the MLPFiM fandom was hit.

8/10/2011 11:12:19 AM

KrimzonFlygon

Get. The hell. Off. Of Equestria Daily. Now. You can take Yahoo, you can troll MSN, but you WILL NOT contaminate ED!

8/10/2011 11:31:02 AM

checkmate

some guy felt awkward about explaining to his child that a lesbian is a girl that likes other girls instead of boys.

Horses? Probelms with explaining about gays?

Ok, I think I know what the guy wants. He'd probably feel much more comfortable explaing things about ponies to his little girl, especially when she asks things like: "Daddy, daddy, look, that horse has a hose hanging between his legs! What's that?"


8/10/2011 11:33:22 AM
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