Quote# 82600



DMV in Salem, Oregon, Towleroad 103 Comments [7/15/2011 3:42:57 AM]
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Fpqxz

I wasn't aware that schizophrenics could afford motor homes, much less get a registration card for one.

7/15/2011 3:52:12 AM



And the bonus question is:

How many dead prostitutes are in the back of his vehicle?

7/15/2011 3:56:45 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

An ultra-rightwinger lives in a house on wheels; no surprise there.

7/15/2011 4:06:40 AM

Anon2

Bet anyone that the owner of this van is secretly homosexual? It would be a textbook example of "Ego-dystonic sexual orientation".

7/15/2011 4:09:53 AM

Bollox

TL;DR. Waaaaaaaaay TL.

7/15/2011 4:11:03 AM

Aspergus

Oh, look. Some white trash bigot who just has to display his pathological obsession with gays everywhere he goes. He's probably the laughing stock of the entire town. If I didn't find this so offensive and disturbing, I'd find it hilarious.

7/15/2011 4:13:15 AM

agrf

agggghhhhhh i live in portland and i suprised to see somethind so insane on this side of the willammite valley. Eastern oregon is full of these nuts tho.

7/15/2011 4:17:56 AM

whatever

Can't read it properly as it's so small, but I think it sys "Obama... blah blah.. queers... blah blah... fags... blah blah... Satan... blah blah... bible... blah blah......"

7/15/2011 4:24:54 AM



Salem, you say?As in, Salem's Lot?This is way creepier than Stephen King.

7/15/2011 4:32:55 AM

Citizen Justin

"The truth is as nasty as queer (Satan) Obama, (has to be) to kill his fornicator, so it won't resurrect and destroy America, and everybody."

I don't even know what that's supposed to mean. Look on the bright side though, he got the apostrophe in the right place.

7/15/2011 4:43:26 AM

M

Spelt "happiness" wrong when claiming "happyness is not gay."

"to wear to pink uniforms, nylon stockings, and high heels. It turns him on." That would be impractical. Whatever turns the President on, he's not an idiot. Also, what is the second "to" mean? Does Bisexual!Satan!Obama want each soldier to wear two of these proposed "uniforms?"

Also, Obama did not make queers legal; the court case that declared sodomy laws unconstitutional was during George W Bush's reign. Also, it was during Bush's term that the first state to legalise gay marriage did so.

As for Communist!Bisexual!Obama turning our military into queers, allow me to introduce you first to the Sacred Band of Thebes, the only regiment in the Theban army that fought to the last man during the battle against Phillip II of Macedon. That regiment was composed entirely of same-sex couples. Also, I would like to introduce you to Phillip II's son, Alexander III, who conquered Persia, Egypt, Israel, and was on his way to India, earning himself the moniker "the Great." He once received a letter from his mother warning him not to be "ruled by Hephaestion's thighs." Ol' Heph was Alex's second-in-command, best friend, and, given that letter and Alex's reaction to Heph's death, his lover. Honestly, if those are the first examples I come up with when I think of war and queers, I can't imagine why Obama wouldn't want queers in the military. We're fucking badasses.

No point going any further.

7/15/2011 4:50:44 AM

Xotan

What's this? The Phelps's holiday trailer?

7/15/2011 4:50:51 AM

TheyCallMeV

Jesus, man, Brevity is the soul of wit. What's going on here is clearly the opposite.

7/15/2011 4:50:58 AM

Canadia

Sounds like someone has fantasizes about President Obama forcing them to 'worship' "Queers".

7/15/2011 5:06:41 AM

tmarcl

This looks photoshopped to me, actually.

7/15/2011 5:12:19 AM

SWASHMAG

Someones a little TOO obsessed with (Obama) and (Queers).

Almost makes you wonder about the driver...

7/15/2011 5:14:31 AM

Passerby

This brings annoying bumper stickers to staggering new levels of eye offending douchebaggery. Saying something fifty times doesn't make it any less of a steaming pile of bullshit than it was the first time you said it.

7/15/2011 5:20:46 AM

SeekerLancer

Holy shit.

Literally and figuratively.

7/15/2011 5:33:00 AM

Parabola

Timecube on wheels!

7/15/2011 5:47:11 AM

Dan Onymous

Is this just some plan to get rough gay blokes to bang on his trailer door...?

7/15/2011 5:49:32 AM

aaa

I think we have found the largest ticket magnet in the world.

7/15/2011 5:52:16 AM

Big Jilm

You found Bachman's Campaign Headquarters!

7/15/2011 5:56:44 AM

Panz

Why do people think this is a good idea?
Whenever I see something like this all I can think is "insane"

7/15/2011 5:59:50 AM

J-

What I think this guy is saying with all of these stickers is "I blow guys in public restrooms for gas money, and I feel weird about it, as I do about the strange attraction I have for our president."

Don't feel bad, we've all been there.

7/15/2011 6:17:06 AM

Doubting Thomas

THIS guy is calling someone else insane? And why is it that you always see this kind of crazy political or religious crap written all over the most junky POS vehicles?

7/15/2011 6:24:46 AM

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