Quote# 81242

if I was King of the United States, I would issue the following orders:

1. All abortions will stop immediately, with the exception of life-threatening pregnancies.
2. Certain lifestyles will cease immediately.
3. All prisons are to release their inmates immediately, with the exception of those on death row, who are to have their sentences carried out as soon as DNA confirms their guilt.
4. For-profit organizations operating on Sunday will not be tolerated.
5. The United States will return to a single-income lifestyle, with men being the primary breadwinner.
6. U.S. Armed Forces veterans will be given special privileges.
7. All taxes will cease immediately, with the exception of a 10% tax on yearly income -- (if that works).


AV1611VET, Christian Forums 143 Comments [5/13/2011 3:47:54 AM]
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Aemos

>King of united states

I wonder in what reality he lives.

Also, First!

5/13/2011 3:52:53 AM

Matante

Don't worry USA, France will gladly teach you how to decapitate kings if it ever comes to that.

5/13/2011 3:53:32 AM

Bryan729

With that list we won't have to guess which king will be beheaded by his subjects.

5/13/2011 3:55:23 AM

Lizuka

The question here is, who kills who first, the general populace overthrowing you or people being mass-murdered by a ton of serial killers running free amongst many other times of criminals, violent and not?

5/13/2011 4:00:30 AM

Cid Highwind

1. All abortions will stop immediately, with the exception of life-threatening pregnancies.
--> how kind of you...
2. Certain lifestyles will cease immediately.
--> "Certain" lifestyles? Which ones? Unhealthy ones? Oh, you're probably talking about homosexuality, but guess what - that's not a lifestyle.
3. All prisons are to release their inmates immediately, with the exception of those on death row, who are to have their sentences carried out as soon as DNA confirms their guilt.
--> o_O Rapists, thieves and pedophiles to be released immediately? WHY?
4. For-profit organizations operating on Sunday will not be tolerated.
--> Um, ok, nice safe there concerning hospitals... I think
5. The United States will return to a single-income lifestyle, with men being the primary breadwinner.
--> And if the man in question is out of work or doesn't earn enough to support the family? Let them starve?
6. U.S. Armed Forces veterans will be given special privileges.
--> Nothing to say against that
7. All taxes will cease immediately, with the exception of a 10% tax on yearly income -- (if that works).
--> O_o And then how will you run the country without money?

5/13/2011 4:01:01 AM

whatever

1. All abortions will stop immediately, with the exception of life-threatening pregnancies.

Well, at least you allow it in life-threatening pregnancies. Does this mean there is light at the end of the tunnel?

2. Certain lifestyles will cease immediately.

It's good that you are so specific. I lead a certain lifestyle. Does that mean I have to replace it with an uncertain lifestyle?

3. All prisons are to release their inmates immediately, with the exception of those on death row, who are to have their sentences carried out as soon as DNA confirms their guilt.

Good. It's nice to know that Christian charity extends to allowing serial rapists, paedophiles, and killers to have the freedom to walk among us and live next door to us.

4. For-profit organizations operating on Sunday will not be tolerated.

Sigh.

5. The United States will return to a single-income lifestyle, with men being the primary breadwinner.

Forcing millions of families into poverty. And what if the man is disabled?

6. U.S. Armed Forces veterans will be given special privileges.

Such as? 72 virgins perhaps?

7. All taxes will cease immediately, with the exception of a 10% tax on yearly income -- (if that works).

Bang goes healthcare, education...

5/13/2011 4:01:24 AM

The Watcher

7. All taxes will cease immediately, with the exception of a 10% tax on yearly income

Let me guess. Because you like "small government," right?

5/13/2011 4:03:31 AM

Tempus

1) At least you made an exception for the life of the mother.
2) Pursuit of happiness--how does that shit work?
3) The rapists, arsonists, car thieves and pedophiles will love you.
4) Hospitals are for-profit industries, goober.
5) ...And women will be forbidden to work.
6) ...Like voting?
7) Good luck running the military at the same size it is now, and enjoy your brown air and crunchy water. It's okay though, hopefully the botulism from contaminated, improperly canned food will kill quickly you before the lead, chromium, cadmium and mercury in your drinking water does you in an inch at a time.

5/13/2011 4:14:31 AM

meh

1. Well at least you recognize life threatening pregnancies warrant medical intervention. That's a start...
2. Ok? Good luck policing lifestyles, loser. Bet you couldn't pick a gay man out, on the street of busy people (With the exception of overtly feminine men, and even that does not constitute homosexuality)
3. What about rapists and child molesters? That's not death row material.... It should be though. And stealing also goes against one of the ten commandments. So why not them as well?
4. I kinda would agree, but it's incredibly boring when nothing's open. Plus the salary is good, penalty rates!! Otherwise I would welcome a guaranteed sleep in. =P Oh but you gotta keep the hospitals open though right?
5. What about single mothers? Dickwad. Plus what if their husband's a invalid or unable to work.... then you have the whole We can do whatever you men can, you insecure little boy.
6. Well, actually I agree with this one. In our country war vets live off less salary than I get. And I'm a junior casual! It's despicable. Treat our heroes with respect!!
7. Then who will pay judges, police, firefighters, the armed forces. I know taxes are a pain in the ass, but don't they pay for people's jobs? Therefore without it wouldn't your city crumble?
Oh and as for "King of the US" that's British you dolt. You guys fought off British rule. We still answer to the Queen because we're still part of the commonwealth. You are not.

5/13/2011 4:19:12 AM

Deep Search

Being King of the US would be pretty Anti-American, man. As would forcing religious doctrine on its citizens. But that's such a nice wish of tyrannical power that would undoubtedly cause death and untold millions to suffer. Very Christian.

Also I'm pretty positive that "certain lifestyles" wouldn't cease to be simply because some jackass comes into power. Can't shake your fist and say "no more queers" and it is so.

5/13/2011 4:21:52 AM

SleepNeed

1)Good at least one of them knows that not all pregnancies are perfect and that sometimes stuff happens. However, still an unnecessary invasion of privacy that is misogynist.

2)What lifestyles? I'm assuming that means that gays and lesbians would have to go back in the closet, as well as the Democratic Party would be made illegal and everybody who isn't Christian would be expelled.

3)So that means you feel conferable release murderers (including Charles Manson, his sentence is life after all), rapists, pedophiles, violent extremists and the ilk on the streets?

4)And there goes some more of the economy as well as pushing your morality...

5)Most families need both parents working full time just to keep afloat, unless you could force down the costs of living (very unlikely unless you want rampant inflation.)

6)I have nothing against that.

7)And how would you keep this country defended against enemies? Hell, how would you defend it against the violent offenders you happily released in point three on a local level? Also, teach the kids, help the less fortunate, etc?

5/13/2011 4:27:37 AM

Katherine Lorraine

Wow. I'm not voting for this guy. This would make women second-class citizens and destroy the American economy.

5/13/2011 4:29:51 AM

BrendanJD

Oh I;ve seen this before. This is the government style on Starship Troopers. You know, the authoritarian-Fascist Junta where soldiers get special privileges and there are literally two classes of citizens.

AV, Starship Troopers was not a guidebook, it was a warning.

5/13/2011 4:37:45 AM

Sparky

Gonna go buy a sniper rifle now.

5/13/2011 4:49:28 AM



sometimes, the conditionnal form is truly discrete. in other words? IF, buddy, good thing that ain't coming. nevermind the rest of the stuff in the list, but seriously, yearly taxes at 10%? i mean, i'll buy my smokes and booze over there, but that country's going down hard... and anyone know the recent US deficit by any chance?

5/13/2011 5:04:26 AM

WMDKitty

I kinda have to give him points for the last half of item #1, there. He's not all, "LOL No, God wants you to die!"

5/13/2011 5:06:29 AM

dionysus

if I was King of the United States

Are you kidding? I wouldn't let you be the Burger King let alone king of a country.

All abortions will stop immediately, with the exception of life-threatening pregnancies

But rape victims, fetuses that will develop incurable, painful, and fatal genetic defects, and mothers who have pregnancies that horribly cripple but don't kill them can all go fuck themselves?

Certain lifestyles will cease immediately

No they won't, they'll just go underground.

All prisons are to release their inmates immediately, with the exception of those on death row, who are to have their sentences carried out as soon as DNA confirms their guilt.

While I don't mind the idea of reconfirming guilt, why the hell would you release them? And what if the suspect didn't leave any DNA evidence or the crime scene no longer has it? You do realize that DNA isn't the only type of evidence out there, don't you?

For-profit organizations operating on Sunday will not be tolerated.

Nobody better get injured on a Sunday because no hospitals or doctor's offices will be open. And if you have the audacity to have a heart attack or stroke then it sucks to be you.

The United States will return to a single-income lifestyle, with men being the primary breadwinner.

And immediately afterward the foreclosure rates skyrocket and both the women who like working and the families who are now homeless thanks to you will come after you with guns. And you can't arrest them until you get their DNA.

@Katherine Lorraine

Wow. I'm not voting for this guy.

Lol. Monty Python reference?

5/13/2011 5:20:43 AM

Mr Blur

AV1611VET - dumb (and mad) as ever.

5/13/2011 5:20:52 AM



1. All abortions will stop immediately, with the exception of life-threatening pregnancies.

Well, at least he's getting all warm and fuzzy by allowing them in the event of danger to the mother. But for rape victims, too bad so sad. So, AV1611VET, you'll be caring for all the unwanted children when the foster system is over whelmed and finally bursts?

2. Certain lifestyles will cease immediately.

Lemme guess... those that you find "icky" and "disgusting," right? Like Mormonism? Just exactly how do you propose to enforce this little legislative doosie?

3. All prisons are to release their inmates immediately, with the exception of those on death row, who are to have their sentences carried out as soon as DNA confirms their guilt.

What is the logic or purpose of this?! You're going to simply let rapists, thieves, frauds and many other "lesser" criminals walk the streets?! BTW, the back log of DNA testing in most metropolitian areas of the USA is huge, greater than a decade and more. Budget tightening is worsening this problem at an alarming rate.

4. For-profit organizations operating on Sunday will not be tolerated.

Since you Christians seem to want to also suck Israel's dick, then I guess business on Saturday is verboten as well.

5/13/2011 5:21:51 AM



5. The United States will return to a single-income lifestyle, with men being the primary breadwinner.

How would you enforce this without it being unconstitutional?! There is no way to enact this kind of draconian legislation.

6. U.S. Armed Forces veterans will be given special privileges.

While not a veteran myself, my best friend is. Trust me when I say veterans already get special priviledges as they rightly should. Example: My friend is paid $125 a month for the rest of his life in compensation for a cracked radius bone in his wrist (completely healed) suffered during boot.

7. All taxes will cease immediately, with the exception of a 10% tax on yearly income -- (if that works).

Here's where we can agree as I'm all for a flat-tax system in the USA. Slay the IRS dragon as quickly as possible.

5/13/2011 5:22:34 AM

Mister Spak

This is why we have a constitution instead of a king. The founding fathers knew what happened in the past when people like you were king. They didn't want it happening to America.


5/13/2011 5:29:05 AM

Raised by Horses

"If I was King of the United States.."

Yeah, they don't have kings in the United States. Nice try, though.

Politics, another subject you fail forever.

5/13/2011 5:30:05 AM

jsonitsac

1. All abortions will stop immediately, with the exception of life-threatening pregnancies.
And as soon as you're able to get pregnant let us know about your position on abortion.
2. Certain lifestyles will cease immediately.
Yes, because we all know that gays can just flip a switch and not be gay.
3. All prisons are to release their inmates immediately, with the exception of those on death row, who are to have their sentences carried out as soon as DNA confirms their guilt.
So, you'd have no problem with allowing hardened criminals back onto the street? Sure we need sentancing reform but some people are in there for a reason...
4. For-profit organizations operating on Sunday will not be tolerated.
So you'll handicap businesses run by Jews, Muslims, Seventh Day Adventists, etc.?
5. The United States will return to a single-income lifestyle, with men being the primary breadwinner.
[/b]Because only allowing half of our talent pool to contribute is exactly what we need to get to the future![/b]
6. U.S. Armed Forces veterans will be given special privileges.
Nothing wrong with revamping the VA, they deserve it.
7. All taxes will cease immediately, with the exception of a 10% tax on yearly income -- (if that works).
So how will you accomplish #7 without paying for it? Oh right "trickle down."

5/13/2011 5:31:05 AM

PWEOTWEB

If you ever become king of my country I will personally lead the plan to assassinate you.

5/13/2011 5:42:25 AM



Alright enjoy not having, roads, a police force, a fire force, post offices, libraries and an army.

5/13/2011 5:48:37 AM

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