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Quote# 80714

[Re. black people taking offense when people point out how "articulate" they are.]

Maybe if every B-L-to-tha-izzack thugz heard dippin' on televizzles did not bark like li'l gangsta dogz or like they wuz steppin' wit a mouffull of collahd motha-fuckin greenz, white boy would not be surprised wizzle meet'n an indivijall of African descent who is capable of clockin' normal American E-bizzle like a motha fucka. Damn!

Vox Day, Vox Popoli 45 Comments [4/20/2011 5:07:09 AM]
Fundie Index: 28
WTF?! || meh
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#1281405
meh

please learn English, I know hip hop fans who would have trouble deciphering your meaning.

4/22/2011 11:13:52 PM
#1281406
meh

please learn English, I know hip hop fans who would have trouble deciphering your meaning.

4/22/2011 11:14:23 PM
#1281407
meh

Please learn to speak English. Seriously I know hip hop fans who would have trouble deciphering your 'message'

4/22/2011 11:15:09 PM
#1281434
Arbiter

You know, that stereotype is obviously encouraged by black people in media.

Just pointing that out, even using this gibberish, which i find honestly fitting for imitating the countless gangstah rappers and black comic reliefs, is not racist.

maybe the "racism" is how a huge chunk of black people in media chose to represent themselves.

4/23/2011 4:58:49 AM
#1281461
SpukiKitty

Vox Day is a patient at The Home For The Hatefully Incoherent.

4/23/2011 5:41:14 AM
#1281555
Olivia

Or "maybe" the real racism is people being unable to distinguish between that black person they saw on TV that time and every other black person in the world, to the point of being "surprised wizzle meet'n an indivijall of African descent who is capable of clockin' normal American E-bizzle," or sympathizing with those who are. Fuck off, Arbiter.

4/23/2011 9:39:35 AM
#1281623
Song

Is there anybody this guy doesn't hate?

4/23/2011 2:08:31 PM
#1281801
whatever

I just went illiterate... I think...

4/24/2011 10:29:29 AM
#1281926
Brendan Rizzo

@ Song:

Himself, conservative Christians, and WASPs. That's about it, I think.

4/24/2011 5:09:37 PM
#1282175


And you, instead of treating them like human beings, you stereotype them. Bravo!!

4/25/2011 10:16:58 AM
#1282314
Vox

I'm black and I couldn't make that out for the life of me. Lol I have relatives from Baltimore and Detroit that I visit every other year and I've never heard anyone in any city speak like that.

"Ebonics" FAIL.

4/25/2011 4:38:16 PM
#1282820
lol

Actually I thought this was funny. And not that racist. He was criticizing black public figures, not black people in general. I don't think it's a good thing to form your impressions of black people from rappers, but the quote was still phrased humorously. The "damn!" at the end really got me.

4/26/2011 8:52:25 PM
#1282824
SpukiKitty

Hi, troll!

4/26/2011 9:00:31 PM
#1283012
DevilsChaplain

@lol

Yes, saying that black people talk like this is definitely not racist. And the collard greens part? Hilarious! It would have been even better if he included fried chicken, grape soda and watermelon! Lol racist stereotypes are fun! [/sarc]


4/27/2011 8:16:17 AM
#1284258
SpukiKitty

OH MY GARSH! VOX DAY'S PENTECOSTAL! HE SPEAKETH IN STRAAAANNGE TOOOONNNGUES!

4/30/2011 7:04:06 AM
#1287135
Hunter Jay

...He's trying to speak to me, I just know it! Listen, you're a cute kid, but just can't understand what you're saying!

~Mostly quoted from Marlin from Finding Nemo.

5/8/2011 6:51:29 PM
#1337716
The God That Failed

Two things.
One, I actually understood that. Is that bad?
Two, ENGRISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

10/4/2011 6:37:36 PM
#1398769
Frelus

What?

5/2/2012 12:42:15 PM
#1400155
dynaboyj

Tell me, why are you talking like a mid-nineties rapper and not a more accurate representation of the average black person?

5/7/2012 8:16:19 PM
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Ebon

Dude, do you even watch TV? Because no black character has talked like that since Huggy Bear.

8/26/2012 10:25:09 PM
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