Boo Radley #fundie moonbattery.com

I saw a list of items we could send our to our soldiers for support. It stated explicitly that NO PORK PRODUCTS are allowed. We won't send the soldiers a ham for fear of insulting Muslim sensitivities, but we are willing to force our hardworking soldiers to sleep under the bunk of some fruit who spent last night wanking off to the fantasy of... that same hardworking soldier.

I suppose the fudgepackers will refuse to go to Afghanistan because they will claim to be in greater danger because of their sexual orientation. "You've got to let me fight even though I'm dithruptive and a morale breaker. But don't thend me to Afghanithtan, because the Muthlims dethpithe homothexualth. But I'm thtill a viable, reliable tholdier."

Or scarier still, the Commander in Chief *buurrrrp* may decide that sending homosexuals to Muslim countries is as offensive as sending pork rinds, and deem those countries off-limits to the honorable fighting faggots.

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