Quote# 79811

I saw a list of items we could send our to our soldiers for support. It stated explicitly that NO PORK PRODUCTS are allowed. We won't send the soldiers a ham for fear of insulting Muslim sensitivities, but we are willing to force our hardworking soldiers to sleep under the bunk of some fruit who spent last night wanking off to the fantasy of... that same hardworking soldier.

I suppose the fudgepackers will refuse to go to Afghanistan because they will claim to be in greater danger because of their sexual orientation. "You've got to let me fight even though I'm dithruptive and a morale breaker. But don't thend me to Afghanithtan, because the Muthlims dethpithe homothexualth. But I'm thtill a viable, reliable tholdier."

Or scarier still, the Commander in Chief *buurrrrp* may decide that sending homosexuals to Muslim countries is as offensive as sending pork rinds, and deem those countries off-limits to the honorable fighting faggots.

Boo Radley, Moonbattery 90 Comments [3/5/2011 5:03:12 AM]
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I like how these people somehow think that they're patriotic.

3/5/2011 5:08:12 AM

Deep Search

Wow. Well I can understand why people would boo Radley.

Talk about a Grade A idiot who thinks he's clever.

3/5/2011 5:12:36 AM

Jack

All homosexuals have lisps? I think he's making this up as he goes along. Honestly, I expected better research into your subject matter, Mister Radley!

Also, well done with the name. Wasn't that book about combating intolerance?

3/5/2011 5:14:18 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Meanwhile, in the relative comfort of his rent/responsibility-free digs at his mom's house, far away from the wars, Boo posts this pic of himself on his Facebook page...


3/5/2011 5:14:59 AM

gravematter

Wake Up, Boo.
Even if there are occasional gay soldiers who fantasize about their bunkmate, this hasn't changed. There have always been homosexuals in the military, it's just that they weren't able to talk about their sexuality.

Also, your ludicrous stereotypical camp lisping voice is probably not the typical voice of a gay soldier. Homosexual and camp are two different things. I also humbly suggest that some heterosexuals have lisps. Have you ever met a gay person?

Why do you think it's scary that Obama might stop sending homosexual soldiers to Muslim countries? Surely you'd like that, seeing as how you don't want the army "disrupted" by "fruits". And unless you want to make homosexual sodiers wear pink triangles on their uniforms, Muslims are unlikely to know the sexual orientation of US soldiers. Whereas they probably would notice pork products. Might I also suggest that there are almost certainly US soldiers who are Muslims?

I'm not sure about the screenname by the way. Boo Radley was an oddball, yes. However, he was revealed to be a kind and compassionate human being, none of which apply to you. I'm sure you think you're just misunderstood, which is why, like Boo, people treat you with contempt and digust. Actually it's because you're pond scum.

3/5/2011 5:32:30 AM

Caterina

None of the homosexuals I know have lisps.

The one person I do know who has a lisp is a heterosexual female in the Navy.

Just sayin'.

3/5/2011 5:39:57 AM

C_V


you and your ilk are why the US is hated in many countries; your attitude, the way you conduct yourself, your low IQ all reflect badly on the rest of us. I find it amusing that you, yourself, are more of a stereotype than the one you try to portray.

in case that used words you can't understand: Sit down and shut the fuck up, you fat, stupid, idiot.

3/5/2011 6:01:09 AM

Doubting Thomas

Again, I really hate it when fundies try to be funny.

Boo, if you think there's such a problem with gays being sent to Afghanistan (there's not), then why don't you enlist and help out our hardworking soldiers?

3/5/2011 6:43:39 AM

nutbunny

Southpark is satire, sweetie.

3/5/2011 6:46:28 AM

Ockam's Laser

What a load of old tripe.

3/5/2011 6:54:37 AM

Argle Bargle

"Support our troops, as long they're straight"

I'm betting that this keyboard warrior's greatest gripe is that the people whom he deems worthless are contributing more to his country than he is.

3/5/2011 7:13:33 AM

Murdin

"It stated explicitly that NO PORK PRODUCTS are allowed."

To be fair, if that's true, this is incredibly stupid. Just because a meat product isn't pork meat doesn't make it halal, or even kosher.

"we are willing to force our hardworking soldiers to sleep under the bunk of some fruit who spent last night wanking off to the fantasy of... that same hardworking soldier."

And this is terrible. As opposed to, y'known, some breeder spending the night wanking off to the fantasy of a hardworking soldier of the opposite sex.

3/5/2011 7:18:09 AM

Nithing

Man, those lisping homos, how could they ever be an effective fighing force? Ancient Greece? No, never heard of it.

3/5/2011 7:23:49 AM

Swede

Or, he might decide that sending people to kill Muslims is much more offensive than sending pork rinds, and will end the wars completely.

Do you have a lithping problem, little Boo?

Btw; doesn't the Bible say that the Government is God-ordained; you must respect it or you are disrespecting God.

Apparently, you and the Fundie Muslims have many things in common. Your neighborhood is perhaps also deemed off-limits to the honorable fighting macho soldiers? Only sissy whiners from Moonbattery are allowed in.

3/5/2011 7:26:46 AM

Raised by Horses

Another keyboard warrior mows down a nearby strawman brigade. Nothing to see here.

Edit: Also, for those not in the know, "Boo Radley" is a reference to a character from "To Kill a Mockingbird". I must say I find it a bit strange to see a bigot like this borrow a name from a book that is all about promoting tolerance.

But then again, to expect someone like this to have cracked open a book in his life is being optimistic, to say the least.

3/5/2011 7:49:33 AM

LadyJafaria

The "no pork products" is a sad attempt at seeming aware.

I don't think the Iraqis we're killing care much if the guys doing it ate a ham sandwich beforehand, y'know?

This prick, on the other hand, isn't even attempting to seem aware of anything, so I suppose he's still the greater of two evils.

3/5/2011 7:51:11 AM

The_L

Does this moron honestly not know that there are also Jewish soldiers, or that kosher guidelines forbid pork as well?

3/5/2011 7:53:40 AM

shykid

"...we are willing to force our hardworking soldiers to sleep under the bunk of some fruit who spent last night wanking off to the fantasy of... that same hardworking soldier."

Because heterosexuals never have unreciprocated sexual fantasies, right?

"You've got to let me fight even though I'm dithruptive and a morale breaker. But don't thend me to Afghanithtan, because the Muthlims dethpithe homothexualth. But I'm thtill a viable, reliable tholdier."

I don't speak like that at all. Neither does Stephen Fry, openly gay man and contender for the world's nicest, yummiest voice (and whose only competition is probably Morgan Freeman). Get bent.

"Or scarier still, the Commander in Chief *buurrrrp* may decide that sending homosexuals to Muslim countries is as offensive as sending pork rinds, and deem those countries off-limits to the honorable fighting faggots."

I don't see you fighting alongside our brave servicemen and women, so kindly stfu.

3/5/2011 8:03:45 AM

NoriMori

"You've got to let me fight even though I'm disruptive and a morale breaker. But don't send me to Afghanistan, because the Muslims despise Christians. But I'm still a viable, reliable soldier."

Fixed.

"You've got to let me fight even though I'm disruptive and a morale breaker. But don't send me to Afghanistan, because the Muslims despise women. But I'm still a viable, reliable soldier."

Same shit, different decade.

And you forgot to put a lisp at the end of "Muslims" in your original post. You're already making the most moronic argument of the year and you can't even be consistent? You suck.

3/5/2011 8:16:34 AM

Xotan

... a list of items we could send our to our soldiers for support... NO PORK PRODUCTS allowed. ...for fear of insulting Muslim sensitivities,

=== Some of your soldiers may be Muslims or Jews, idiot! Can't you think more broadly than fundyism?


..we are willing to force our .. soldiers to sleep under the bunk of some fruit who spent last night wanking off to the fantasy of... that same hardworking soldier.


=== Is this personal experience of your masturbatory practices that you are relating here?

...the fudgepackers will refuse to go to Afghanistan because they will claim to be in greater danger because of their sexual orientation.

=== Isn't this a contradiction of what you said above? Not very consistent, are you?

"You've got to let me fight even though I'm dithruptive and a morale breaker. But don't thend me to Afghanithtan, because the Muthlims dethpithe homothexualth. But I'm thtill a viable, reliable tholdier."

=== What a venomous turd you are!

Or scarier still, the Commander in Chief *buurrrrp* may decide that sending homosexuals to Muslim countries is as offensive as sending pork rinds, and deem those countries off-limits to the honorable fighting faggots.

=== When are you enlisting? Gotta make up for the gays that won't go. Let's see what your patriotism is made of!


3/5/2011 8:23:20 AM

Anon

Every single one of those homosexual servicemen/women is a thousand times better than you.
Fact.

3/5/2011 8:28:17 AM

John_in_Oz

Hey Boo, who told you pork isn't allowed? I just checked two lists and neither said 'no pork'. Are you sure you weren't looking at a Jewish charity website?

http://www.give2thetroops.org/pdf/COMPLETELISTOFITEMSTODONATEGTTT.pdf

http://www.ehow.com/how_4819639_send-soldiers-afghanistan-iraq.html

3/5/2011 9:03:31 AM

honsou

Does this guy think all gay people are actually daffy duck?

3/5/2011 9:17:19 AM

Brendan Rizzo

My God... writing the homosexual soldier's dialogue in lisp? This isn't just poorly researched and just plain wrong, this is deliberately offensive (as well as poorly researched and just plain wrong). But then again, that is expected from Moonbattery.

3/5/2011 9:38:54 AM

DevilsChaplain

What Raised by Horses said ^^^

3/5/2011 10:08:23 AM

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