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In a meeting in northern Wisconsin, I mentioned owls and frogs as objects which should not be in your home. The next night a school teacher came for prayer saying the Lord had convicted her to destroy her extensive collection.

When I commanded any spirits connected with the owls to manifest, her mouth dropped open and terrible wails came out. The spirits confessed they were indeed witchcraft demons. They had come in because of the pictures, ceramics and macrames of owls in the house.

Unhappily they shrieked at me, “Why don’t you ever stay home. It was so nice until you came. It’s all your fault, Worley, we hate your guts. You know what she did? She gathered up every owl in the place and burned and broke up every single one! She didn’t miss a one, and she loved us so until you came. We begged her to leave just a few, but she wouldn’t listen. She just bound us and kept right on destroying them. It’s just horrible! Now we’re gonna have to go!”

They were thrown out.

Pastor Worley, Hegewisch Baptist Church 128 Comments [2/14/2011 5:37:17 AM]
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....what did you smoke and where can I get some?

2/14/2011 5:42:07 AM


Demonic Macrame?

Well, I don't have a problem with that particular art form as long as it's done tastefully

2/14/2011 5:43:52 AM

Street Sharks

Way to ruin her owl collection, douchebag.

2/14/2011 5:44:07 AM


WTF? This would be stupid on so many levels if it were true - which I have a hard time believing.

2/14/2011 5:51:36 AM

TB Tabby

Simon Cowell is a red herring! Peter Worley is the real king of the beavers! Why else would he come up with such blatant anti-owl propaganda?

2/14/2011 5:53:07 AM


It may be just me, but I think this story is complete bullshit.

2/14/2011 5:54:42 AM

Mister Spak

What you don't know is she still has her pokeman collection.

2/14/2011 5:56:59 AM


When did they say "your mother sucks cocks in hell" and then masturbate with a crucifix? You forgot that part!

2/14/2011 5:57:18 AM


"Daddy, what's wrong with mommy??"
"*Sigh*..Dont ask, honey,just dont..."

2/14/2011 6:05:54 AM

And yet, I'm sure "Pastor" Worley is a well respected member of his community. Oh, if they only knew how bat-shit crazy he really is.

2/14/2011 6:07:15 AM

Doctor Whom


What's in that cup?


2/14/2011 6:21:42 AM


Hmmm, seems more like Hogwash Baptist Church to me...

2/14/2011 6:37:01 AM

Poor demons.

2/14/2011 6:38:00 AM

arctic knight

Owls are mentioned 14 times in the Bible (several times in the same verses that talk about dragons). You'd better burn your Bible and get rid of any reference to owls from out of your house.

2/14/2011 6:38:59 AM


Lying for jesus award

2/14/2011 6:52:27 AM

You know, I've been looking for some good acid recently, Pastor. Anyway I can get your mailing address?

2/14/2011 6:54:33 AM


I can honestly say: I have no clue what this person is talking about/thinking of and why. Owls, frogs, demons, witchcraft, spirits... Do we live on the same planet?

2/14/2011 6:55:26 AM

Of course you caught this whole episode on film, so it could serve as a record of the demonic happenings. Didn't you? Oh.

2/14/2011 6:58:38 AM

Doubting Thomas

Oh brother... you know, at first I thought you meant real owls & frogs, which of course you shouldn't keep real owls in your house, but frogs can be kept in an aquarium.

But ceramic owls & frogs? You gotta be kidding me. You people are so superstitious you think that having a ceramic owl is going to allow evil spirits into your house? You're crazy, that's all there is to it.

Oh and my mom has an owl picture up in her house, one that we had hanging in our house since I was a little kid, and she does not now nor has ever had any problems with demons.

2/14/2011 7:08:23 AM

Reverend Jeremiah


2/14/2011 7:17:39 AM


Okay, while this is obvious bullshit, isn't it Pastor Worley's beliefs that God created the owls and the frogs? And doesn't his own book say "Do not call anything impure that God has made clean"?

2/14/2011 7:46:04 AM


Is it a coincidence that your name is an anagram of Toy Owls Raper, or is that a (dum dum dum dum DUM!) sign from God?

2/14/2011 7:47:50 AM


I suppose when a preacher is a rat owls WOULD be one of the first things to frighten him.

2/14/2011 7:51:16 AM


I...what? A collection of owls and frogs? What the FUCK is this?

Oh, a collection of owl IMAGES and frog IMAGES. Okay, I get it now.

What the FUCK is this?

2/14/2011 8:03:45 AM


I think I love you. You win an internet or ten.

What did the poor owls do to you anyway?

2/14/2011 8:06:51 AM

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