The 'Spit Take' Award
The admin may need a new keyboard.
BTW... is there any chance of applying the Lemon Law to slavery? I'd like my money back.
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"Excuse me, I would like to return these two slaves. They're obviously defective.
When I informed the first one that I was his Great White Master, he convulsed with entirely inappropriate laughter. That was two days ago, and he hasn't stopped yet.
The second is even worse: When I ordered him to go mow my lawn, he somehow misunderstood my command as 'Please force me to eat my own lawnmower a piece at a time.'
What's that? I can only get store credit? You quit giving refunds in 1865? I demand to see your manager!"
What alternate dimension does this guy come from?!
Gotta be a troll or a creepy human trafficker, there's no other rational explanation!
Indeed!...Minnesotans also cranked out my fave classic cult comedy show in the world, too, for example!
HI-KEEBA!
Don't worry, Kevin...you're cool.
A similar question was asked by upchuck in st. paul's parents...concerning HIM.
(Unless he learned this junk from them, but still....)
At first I did not know what a Lemon Law is.
Thank you to Wikipedia for informing me about this term.
Chuck, you're fucking cunt.
I hope you drown in a pool of your own vomit.
Translation:
"I need someone to keep my trailer park "yard" clean and cook me some food and bring me everything, because BWAAAAAAAAAAAAH :'( i don't know how to do everyhthing myself."
Or maybe you're just a self-centered lazy SOB, spiced with a hint of a sadist with a racist dressing. Not too far fetched.
Fuckwit. No refund.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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