Quote# 76475

[Gerald Polley posting a message allegedly given to him by God]

We are hoping for a victory in Maine today, to deal homosexual marriage a death blow, a mortal wound. It will be close! However if We fail I will blame one man, Pope Benedict Of Rome, because I personally instructed him to go to Maine and rally his people against this abomination, but he would not, because I do not support his false teachings on abortion, so he is lost to me forever. But his people beg me to continue to reach out to him, to give him a chance for eternal life. Their pleas are so desperate I have to answer them, so I will say this. I am trying to reach Maria Shriver Schwarzenegger in California, rise her to my cause. I want to march through San Francisco on Christmas Day and condemn the homosexuals. If Pope Benedict will contact Maria and ask her to fulfill my wishes, accept power and glory equal to my own, and support Demetrius' bid for the presidency, assist him in moving to California, then conduct mass in San Francisco Christmas Eve and march with me Christmas Day I will have Maria take charge of his soul, have him care for The Catholics on her new world in a hundred years. Not only will I give him eternal life, I will glorify him. I will give him someone to serve that will make him great. The Catholics will have .05% of this new world in the stars. Now, I have made an offer. I wish that those that support Benedict now leave me alone. I leave it up to him. If he wants eternal life I give him an opportunity. If he continues to defy me his fate is his own. I am done with him. He is forever separate from me. However, I offer him another to give him eternity. I have done my duty.

Gerald Polley, Voices from Spirit 76 Comments [10/1/2010 6:52:45 AM]
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the voices... they won't leave me alone... and maria shriver is an alien...

10/1/2010 6:59:45 AM


One major way to know that this man is simply on a massive power trip, by Christian standards even.

"... accept power and glory equal to my own..."

Impossible if Yahweh is omnipotent.

10/1/2010 7:03:43 AM


A little on the self-important side, aren't we?

10/1/2010 7:06:21 AM


You can give people real estate to heaven YOURSELF if they do what you say...?

Jeez, seems like the fundies are cutting out the middleman these days.

10/1/2010 7:08:15 AM


Garble..garble..we must stop gay marriage..garble..Pope Benedict..garble..garble..Some person named Maria..garble...abomination...garble...bah humbug..garble..San Francisco abominations..souls in danger...garble..garble..Catholics rule the world...garble... .05%....the pope has eternal life...I'm god...garble...garble..everyone should listen to me even though I'm some arrogant nobody behind a computer.

10/1/2010 7:08:59 AM


To JSS--

Maria Shriver Schwartzenegger is the Governator's wife.

Basically, this guy's got so many delusions that he thinks his other fish is a parakeet.

I just wanna know who the *fuck* this Demetrius guy he quite possibly made up is supposed to be!

10/1/2010 7:36:45 AM


... Maria Shriver Schwarzenegger?

Her inclusion makes an otherwise mere 5 or 6 on the WTF scale leap to an impressive 9.7!

10/1/2010 7:37:34 AM

Pule Thamex

Why do I get the impression that Gerald Polley and the Time Cube Guy would get on fairly well?

Hey Gerald, that's cool man. You're a positive boon to the internet. However, I think your cranial transmitter is faulty. The receiver's seems to be OK. It's just the transmitter. No-ones getting the message. Maybe the Time Cube Guy can fix it?

10/1/2010 7:39:59 AM

A Nonny Moose

Mr. Polley: I think that God is telling you to visit this website: http://www.risperdal.com/

I'm not sure I'd classify this guy as a fundy. He's just a crazy guy, an internet version of the homeless guy ranting on a street corner about how the CIA is controlling his mind.

10/1/2010 7:42:26 AM


Medication, motherfucker. Do you take it?

I'm guessing not.

10/1/2010 7:44:28 AM


I've never understood why God would give people messages to do stuff. Why wouldn't He just do it Himself? I mean, if He can create an entire universe in six days, you'd think He could just eliminate homosexuality with the wave of His hand.

It's funny how God always wants people to do what they really wanted to do themselves.

10/1/2010 7:51:12 AM

The L

Delusions of grandeur: Only funny if they're happening to someone else.

10/1/2010 7:55:20 AM


"because I personally instructed him to go to Maine and rally his people against this abomination, but he would not,"
Who the fuck do you think you are?

"But his people beg me to continue to reach out to him, to give him a chance for eternal life"
I assume the answer to my question is GOD.

"I will give him someone to serve that will make him great."
Time for Cake & Sodomy

This is so fortuitous. Tomorrow, on the 2nd October, I shall be attending the 21st Johannesburg Gay Pride Parade.

EDIT: BTW, have you seen their cute couples picture on the website? Me thinks they're big time boozers
EDIT2: Unless I'm gravely misunderstanding Mr Polleys words, his website seems to state that he is okay with the idea of abortion
EDIT3: OMG, their site is awesome!

10/1/2010 8:01:59 AM


The Pope is lost to you. The Pope. Lost to you. And you have the presumption to command him, and the wife of a Governor to comply to your whims.

You are either endlessly arrogant in believing you know more than the head of your own religion in terms of what you should believe, or endlessly delusional, believing yourself to be God Himself.

10/1/2010 8:09:41 AM


[Gerald Polley posting a message allegedly given to him by God]

That's impossible! God called me on the telephone the other day and told me that he loves gay marriages saying, and I quote: "They're absolutely faaaaabulous!". Yes, he considers gay sex an abomination, but that's not the same thing as gay marriage. And anyway he said that 'abomination' just means "I think it's icky" which explains why he finds shellfish to be one as well; he was never a fan of seafood. He also said the whole "stone people to death" thing was just the ancient Hebrews being dicks.

10/1/2010 8:31:51 AM

Doctor Whom

Some clarification: Gerald Polley isn't saying that he has this authority. He thinks he's taking dictation from the magic sky pixie. He still needs to take his meds, though.

10/1/2010 8:32:40 AM


The fail is strong with this one...

10/1/2010 8:40:44 AM


As a pick up line for a threesome with Maria Schwazenegger, this is kinda long and boring. Just saying no self-respecting woman is going to fall for it.

I'd say this fellow and his pal, Demetrius are better served just jacking each other off.

10/1/2010 8:52:10 AM

Doubting Thomas

Um... why can't God just talk to Maria Shriver himself instead of going through this Gerald Polley nutjob? And for that matter, why can't he just wipe out homosexuality? For a being who created the entire, vast universe, he seems unable to stop people from practicing a particular sex act.

Although I have to agree with God about the pope's wrong ideas on abortion. Apparently God doesn't care about it.

10/1/2010 8:56:24 AM


Religious and crazy, but so far from Fundamentalist Christianity- or any other fundamentalism- I'm at a loss. He seems to be a wanna-be Joe Smith, inventing his own scriptures. Sadly, his God is even dumber than old Joe's version.

10/1/2010 8:56:56 AM

Brendan Rizzo

So, this guy is a Catholic, yet he thinks that he can just order the leader of his religion around. So much for being a good Catholic...

And is he seriously claiming that the Pope is pro-choice? Seriously? He's so divorced from reality that he doesn't even know what members of his own religion believe. This one's a lost cause, especially 'cause he's in the same group as that Demetrius guy.

10/1/2010 8:59:54 AM


10/1/2010 9:09:34 AM


A genuine nutjob... This goes far beyond mere fundie.

10/1/2010 9:27:15 AM


Who the fuck is this megalomaniacal prick?

10/1/2010 9:39:13 AM

Joe Mama

Why would God give two shits about American politics? I mean, it seems a little short sighted of him to care so much about gay people getting married in Maine, while letting poor people in Mumbai starve.

You have to check out that page. Above the quoted comment is this:

The first image is my name in Arabic, surrounded by the stars of glory. Above it and beneath it the two joined circles representing the unity between male and female, which is the greatest source of Our power. When Demetrius was teaching Muhammed in his true form, Muhammed asked "What should we call God?" and Demetrius told him it was up to him. Then Muhammed asked "What was your people's word for truth?" Demetrius answered "Allah." Muhammed declared "Then that is what we will call God, truth!" That is what I should always be called. For all those who follow me should utter only the truth as Demetrius and Sarah do.
The second image is the sword of my glory, the power of my vengeance that can only be weilded by the righteous.

The link provided shows the images: http://www.voicesfromspirit.com/art/2009/November/November3.htm

Apparently, God uses MS Paint. I wonder if he emailed those pics to Gerald Polley.

10/1/2010 9:44:01 AM

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