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Come on you silly unbelievers. Intelligent Design is the truth. I pray to and thank Pikkiwoki for his perfectly designed universe everyday. Eventually, those lost to that silly fake religion of xianity will realize that Pikkiwoki is the true designer of the universe. Praise Pikkiwoki!
Post script for xians: Next time you come up with some silly ID plan, how about coming up with an explaination why it (the ID gawd) is the xian gawd. There is nothing in your ID plan that says it isnt Pikkiwoki, or Odin, or Horus, etc.
8/22/2010 2:11:55 PM
Mommy I'm Scared Of God
Our message is quite simple, don't have children, use contraceptives. It's too chancy to have children. When they die they might end up spending eternity in God's torture chambers. If God wants fodder for his hellish domain, then let Him make new creatures our of dirt and dust. There's no reason why we should collude with the Torturer Supreme.
8/22/2010 3:57:02 PM
Nyssa Of Aachen
Re: This shirt
If I was "Intellgently Designed" by a creator entity, how comes that...
1) My mouth does not directly connect with my stomach, but food has to go down the same pipe that I breathe through (the Trachea)...?
2) How comes that my nostrils do not connect directly to my lungs, but as mentioned above, air has to go down the same pipe as food...?
3) How comes that my circulatory system, is dependent on a single heart, to circulate blood around my body, leaving me in a perilous state, if the heart fails for some reason...?
2 hearts would give some redundancy concerning this problem, as the second would presumably lessen the probability of catastrophic failure occouring...
In short, God a "Intellgent Designer"...?
8/22/2010 4:30:18 PM
Taco For Paco
Intelligent Design is demonstrable? Making a car cannot be compared to an intelligent being creating the universe. Try again next time.
8/22/2010 4:42:49 PM
Bufferick Von Hellbags
...and disdain for false "monkey science"..., dr. zaius is outraged!!! how dare you call it false, dirty human!
8/22/2010 9:32:31 PM
Intelligent design is full of shit. Evolution is not. Steve says so.
8/23/2010 6:51:59 AM
This is the current location of Sword-In-Hand Tees & his ilk:
Don't exactly keep up on current events do ya, pal - or just a case of selective blindness, re. news that you don't like, eh? Kitzmiller versus Dover was in 2005 - and Judge John E. Jones III (himself a Conservative Christian, personally appointed to the Federal bench by George Dumbya Bush - himself a Conservative Christian who believes in Creationism) found for the plaintiffs, thus the precedent set. Evolution is
demonstrable, scientific, and fact. 'Intelligent Design' - and thus - Creationism, is just lies.
The law says so.
Keep in mind Romans 13:1-7.
"Intelligent design is full of shit. Evolution is not. Steve says so."
And if Judge Jones (and thus by proxy, Dumbya, and therefore all the Religious Right types who voted for Dumbya - twice) says so, then they have no right to question the decision that means Evolution is undeniable fact, and - as proved by Kitzmiller vs. Dover - 'I.D.' (and therefore Crationism) is lies.
Romans 13:1-7 says they have no right to.
8/23/2010 7:15:13 AM
To be fair, 'intelligent design" is demonstrable, since human scientists have now created bacterial life from scratch in laboratories. I suppose that makes it scientific too. And truth, I suppose, in that it is true that Dr. Craig Venter did create tiny life, complete with his signature in the genetic code.
8/23/2010 12:09:08 PM
FYI everyone, and as promised:
8/23/2010 8:07:24 PM
Intelligent Design is demonstrable.
So fucking demonstrate it already. For the last fucking time, show it to us.
Oh, that's right--you can't.
Intelligent Design is scientific
OK. Show us your lab results. Show us your data. Show us your independently peer-reviewed papers. Show us what predictive power ID has.
Oh, that's right--you can't.
Intelligent Design is truth
Then why are your fellow "cdesign proponentsists" trying to sneak it into public school science curricula with such "breathtaking inanity"?
Show your love and belief for the Bible, and disdain for false "monkey science" with this colorful creationism t-shirt.
Whoah, there, buddy--I thought ID and creationism weren't the same thing? That's what your bretheren argued in Kitzmiller v. Dover. Because if ID is creationism, then teaching it in public school classrooms would be illegal, wouldn't it?
8/24/2010 2:15:12 PM
Demonstrate your intelligent design.
Show me that you as a male have no nipples.
Prove your teeth-replacement doesn't stop at two sets.
Show how shit doesn't get caught in the cheeks of your ass. Since you can't, you might as well use that tee to wipe it.
8/24/2010 9:52:30 PM
this is the verse underneath
For thus saith the LORD that created the heavens; God himself that formed the earth and made it; he hath established it, he created it not in vain, he formed it to be inhabited: I am the LORD; and there is none else. Isaih 45:18
8/27/2010 5:56:07 PM
@Allan: money making enterprise? Are you serious? You think the evangelists ask for money just for gas and food so they can spread the Word? LMAO! Get a clue-by-4 upside the head. See: Crystal Cathedral and various properties and mansions dotting the landscape here in the U.S. The pulpit pounders are the same ones who say people on welfare and people who are out of work send them money. In other words if they can send us money you can. What a bunch of crap.
8/28/2010 7:58:19 AM
I read about the afterlife
This is meant to be ironic, right?
8/28/2010 11:08:32 AM
Oh fuck it's on a T-Shirt, it has to be true. I've been living a liiiiiiiiiiie.
8/29/2010 12:17:01 PM
Well now, it's time we counter act this with evolution TOYS!
7/23/2011 9:48:30 PM
at least this one isn't ripping off copywrited logos with Jesus crap
some of these are so blatant that it makes me wonder how they aren't descended upon by lawyers by the hundreds
bonus, I thought arrogance was a sin, just not for fundies I guess eh?
7/23/2011 10:13:21 PM
ID is demonstrable? Okay, so demonstrate it, then.
7/27/2011 2:00:34 PM
Remember when people used to hide their ignorance?
10/23/2012 3:25:18 PM
Very "creative'. No shit. *snort* snicker
10/23/2012 3:51:53 PM
The very fact that anybody would wear that shirt seems to disprove "Intelligent Design" right out of the gate.
10/23/2012 11:36:20 PM
Didn't Jesus say "all who draw the sword will die by the sword” (Matthew 26:52)?
Just ask Mr Behe how scientific he made "cdesign proponentsists" seem, in the Kitzmiller vs Dover trial.
10/24/2012 12:05:54 AM
Fuck that's shiny!
2/28/2013 6:00:24 AM
Goes with the hat that says STUPID IDIOT on it.
4/2/2013 2:53:56 PM
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