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Show your love and belief for the Bible, and disdain for false "monkey science" with this colorful creationism t-shirt. Only from Sword-In-Hand Tees.

Sword-In-Hand Tees, CafePress 99 Comments [8/20/2010 3:45:13 PM]
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#1195286

Gawd

I need this to go with my "I believe in talking donkeys!" shirt.

8/21/2010 5:13:27 AM

#1195289

The L

It must be Shiny Mirror Day at CafePress.

8/21/2010 5:17:24 AM

#1195325

pete

#1195281
Allan

The first use of the English word "atheist" dates to 1571. The concept predates the written word by several thousand years. I'm afraid that all you have demonstrated is your ignorance.

Thanks for playing!

8/21/2010 6:32:45 AM

#1195331

Ivy Mike

Allan,

If science is an EEEEVVVIILLL scam like you say, quit using that computer right now, toss off all the tech toys and medicines you own, and move into a cave ASAP.

Then, pray for "god" to keep you fed and healthy.

8/21/2010 6:47:57 AM

#1195340

Doubting Thomas

Wearing it on a T-shirt doesn't make it any more true.

And I'd love to see how ID is demonstrable and scientific. As far as I can tell, it's never been demonstrated, and the junk science they use is only to try to disprove evolution.

8/21/2010 7:42:53 AM

#1195371

guh, this dude has this design on shirts made for babies.

8/21/2010 8:45:21 AM

#1195391

LadyJafaria

If you want to convince us the world is intelligently designed, you might want to start by convincing us your goddamn shirt is.

And kid, you're not even bringing a sword to a gun fight. You're bringing a banana to a fight.

8/21/2010 9:34:08 AM

#1195397

Zeus Almighty

Buy this T-shirt. Be the envy of everybody in your trailer park!

8/21/2010 9:47:27 AM

#1195403

dionysus

Intelligent Design is demonstrable
Evolution is not

http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/speciation.html
http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/faq-speciation.html

Now, demonstrate an observed instance of a god intelligently designing something.

Intelligent design is scientific
Evolution is not

Several million scientific journals and observations, predictions, and applications of evolutionary algorithms within medicine, agriculture, and even industry say otherwise. Meanwhile, ID can't even be arsed to rigorously define what a "kind" is; yup, it hasn't even gotten to the point where it knows what the hell it wants to test let alone actually testing it.

Intelligent design is truth
Evolution is not

Then why is it that IDers have to resort to blatant lies and propaganda? I'm not saying that no evolution supporter has ever lied or spread propaganda, but they get caught BY OTHER EVOLUTIONARY SCIENTISTS. For example, Piltdown Man.

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8/21/2010 10:00:41 AM

#1195419

John Marley

Heh. So they aren't even pretending ID isn't about religion anymore.

8/21/2010 11:08:20 AM

#1195448

TheJebusFire

Okay, make a woman out of my rib.

8/21/2010 1:38:05 PM

#1195454

Papabear

I count six major errors. Hard to get any more fail on one shirt.

8/21/2010 1:53:09 PM

#1195476

NoriMori

@WickedWitch

"If you just switch the places of 'Intelligent Design' and 'Evolution', then it's more truthful. Location is everything."

That reminds me of Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

JEFF DUNHAM: And is that a nice facility?
ACHMED: It used to be.
JD: What happened?
A: New guy! Idiot tried to practise!
JD: And what did you learn from that?
A: "Location, location, location"

@Mudak

"I'm tempted to forward this picture to the fail blog....."

Do it! :D They'll eat it right up.

8/21/2010 2:54:13 PM

#1195486

Lucilius

And we atheists dislike and disdain fundie nutjobs like you, Allen, because of your tendency to make annoying fools of yourself; specifically by prattling on about things of which you are so pathetically yet hilariously ignorant. Go spend a few decades learning about real science, not just the drivel you heard from your illiterate preacher.

Oh, yeah, the last 150 years of biology, and the resultant wonders of modern medicine - sure, that's an evil scam. Just like those crooked bastards who deny the Bible by insisting that the Earth is round and that insects have six legs

And on the subject of scams: how much money have you thrown away in church, in return for fairy tales and moonbeams?

8/21/2010 4:16:08 PM

#1195488

Philbert McAdamia

@ Horsefeathers
Does a free "I'm With Stupid ->" shirt come with it?

Yes, except the arrow points up. ^

8/21/2010 4:59:16 PM

#1195507

JSS

Wanna place a bet that the fine print we can't see at the bottom is a bible verse which "proves" these points?

8/21/2010 6:03:46 PM

#1195512

The Duelist

My Katana can beat the double-edged sword of Jeebus any day of the week.

8/21/2010 6:14:04 PM

#1195557

Shadoboy

Ah, this is a perfect shirt to wear on opposite day!

8/21/2010 7:21:32 PM

#1195571

It probably looked okay before some moron decided to scribble all over it with a red marker.

What, it's meant to be that way? :shakes head:

8/21/2010 7:53:57 PM

#1195627

ruralatheist

I'll tell you what wasn't intelligently designed - this hideous shirt!

8/21/2010 10:44:27 PM

#1195655

Panz

Ok, please, demonstrate ID...I'm waiting

8/22/2010 2:24:03 AM

#1195675

louislois

Where it to your College Interview. You'll get accepted for sure!

;)

8/22/2010 4:11:58 AM

#1195695

IT'S THE OPPOSITE SHIRT! WEAR IT TO BE IRONIC! LAUGH AT RELIGION, AND LOOK FASHIONABLE!

8/22/2010 5:16:25 AM

#1195704

The Jamo

Hey, this is a great idea! If fundies wear it then we automatically know who to avoid. It actually works in our favor.

8/22/2010 5:26:48 AM

#1195758

Pule Thamex

The Bible may well disdain false "monkey science" and it might even claim to be on a par with true "monkey science". However, actual human science is at least a billion times greater than Biblical science, so it's not surprising it's not mentioned in the Bible, only supernatural stuff which is on a par with true "monkey science".

8/22/2010 8:02:37 AM

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