Intelligent Design is demonstrable.
So fucking demonstrate it already. For the last fucking time, show it to us.
Oh, that's right--you can't.
Intelligent Design is scientific
OK. Show us your lab results. Show us your data. Show us your independently peer-reviewed papers. Show us what predictive power ID has.
Oh, that's right--you can't.
Intelligent Design is truth
Then why are your fellow "cdesign proponentsists" trying to sneak it into public school science curricula with such "breathtaking inanity"?
Show your love and belief for the Bible, and disdain for false "monkey science" with this colorful creationism t-shirt.
Whoah, there, buddy--I thought ID and creationism weren't the same thing? That's what your bretheren argued in Kitzmiller v. Dover. Because if ID is creationism, then teaching it in public school classrooms would be illegal, wouldn't it?