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#1194984
Only from Sword-In-Hand Tees
Except you're holding it by the blade.
Fucking idiots.
8/20/2010 3:47:06 PM
#1194985
Drakim
I lol'd
Isn't it supposed to be a secret that ID is really Creationism? It's like they aren't even trying anymore.
8/20/2010 3:47:39 PM
#1194986
Song
That's a sure-fire way to get yourself ostracized in a crowd.
8/20/2010 3:51:47 PM
#1194988
Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis.
I can take the fact that these assholes think that ID is "truth", but saying Evolution is not scientific and demonstrable is taking things into a whole new level. Like that cartoon said, ID is actually looking for things to back up their conclusions unlike Evolution and Science in general, which does things the other way around.
8/20/2010 3:53:38 PM
#1194991
TGRwulf
Didn't Jesus say that "He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword"? So wouldn't that make the name of your shirt company name a little sacreligous? Just saying.
Not to mention that what's on the shirt if flat out wrong. How the FUCK is "intelligent design" demonstratable?
EDIT: @Lotus-thing (2 comments below): I've seen far uglier shirts on customers at my work. Sadly, I'm pretty sure there would be people who would wear that shirt.
8/20/2010 3:56:06 PM
#1194995
Allegory for Jesus
Damn that monkey science! The "Ooo, doesn't everything look so designed! Therefore, Jesus" science is the only TRUE science!
8/20/2010 4:05:26 PM
#1194998
Lotus-thing
I am a fashion designer with some background in graphic design.
This shirt is really really ugly and no one should ever wear it.
8/20/2010 4:09:13 PM
#1195002
Leliel
Err, Mr. Sword, I see a problem with this tee.
How can I preach our Lord's intelligence in design when your shirt obviously has none of that quality?
8/20/2010 4:14:12 PM
#1195003
Blasphemina
FAILSHIRT
8/20/2010 4:14:29 PM
#1195011
Lilith
Wow, Opposite Day has come early this year.
8/20/2010 4:25:52 PM
#1195015
solomongrundy
Someone's taking a sword to a gunfight...
8/20/2010 4:31:56 PM
#1195017
Michael the Christian
If anyone's interested, this is where I found that shirt: http://www.jeffreymardis.com/SHOP.html. Lots of crazy KJV-only and anti-evolution shirts/bumper stickers there.
8/20/2010 4:34:37 PM
#1195018
WickedWitch
If you just switch the places of "Intelligent Design" and "Evolution", then it's more truthful. Location is everything.
8/20/2010 4:35:20 PM
#1195022
You're doing it wrong. Whatever it is you're doing, its being done wrong.
8/20/2010 4:42:13 PM
#1195023
Jewsus
And Freedom is Slavery.
8/20/2010 4:48:19 PM
#1195025
Lucilius
Show your stupidity in public. Only from Turd-In-Hand Tees.
8/20/2010 4:54:08 PM
#1195026
Ok demonstrate it.
8/20/2010 5:02:27 PM
#1195029
Darth Vader
Mine are cooler: http://www.cafepress.com/thecafeshop
8/20/2010 5:07:35 PM
#1195034
The print at the bottom is a bit too tiny to read, but is that a disclaimer?
" The views above are not necessarily the views of the printer's. Belief in ID may cause lapses in reason and incoherent ramblings. If you find yourself exhibiting these symptoms please consult a proper science text. "
8/20/2010 5:16:07 PM
#1195040
Because Isaiah 45:18 is demonstrable scientific truth. Sorry, peni.... er sword-in-hand, you fail.
8/20/2010 5:22:17 PM
#1195043
Rapax Pringer
I want someone to make a tee like that, but with "evolution" swapped with "Intelligent Design" and vice-versa.
Y'know, just to piss off the fundies. ewe
8/20/2010 5:25:15 PM
#1195044
Reverend Jeremiah
Saying it is "monkey science" immediately shows your ignorance of the common ancestry of man in the great APE family. Monkeys are somewhat close relatives, but humans ARE classified as APES. Period.
8/20/2010 5:25:54 PM
#1195059
Mudak
I'm tempted to forward this picture to the fail blog.....
8/20/2010 5:42:36 PM
#1195068
Imroy
Belief for the bible?
But I thought ID was all scientific and had nothing to do with religion?
Clearly fundies are too stupid to keep this little 'secret'. Oh well, it is bleedingly obvious to the rest of us anyway.
8/20/2010 5:52:17 PM
#1195079
Old Viking
Too formal for most fundies.
8/20/2010 6:00:55 PM
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