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Dancing is a popular form of celebration and partying by all ethnicities. But why is Barack Obama rarely seen dancing, or even allowing and attending dancing. Perhaps I've missed it (please let me know if I have). I know, there was one highly staged politically correct dance with Ellen DeGeneris as Obama was catering to her audience. But where's the rest?

One explanation is that the Islamic sharia disfavors dancing.

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 167 Comments [8/18/2010 3:40:44 AM]
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You just know that he'd be lambasting Obama for being frivolous if the opposite was the case.

8/18/2010 3:41:53 AM


I agree. Everyone knows that jiggs are naturally good at dancing and can rarely contain themselves. I've also never seen Obama playing bass. Everyone also knows that them there colored are all good at the bass guitar

8/18/2010 3:46:02 AM


Sounds to me like he's a secret Baptist!!!!

8/18/2010 3:50:58 AM

I've never seen him eat fried chicken either. What is he hiding???

8/18/2010 3:56:14 AM

I hate dancing. I hate when other people dance, and I especially hate the idea of doing it myself.
By your logic, I must be a fundamentalist Muslim.

8/18/2010 4:01:41 AM

Maybe he's just a bad dancer and doesn't want to embarrass himself.

8/18/2010 4:15:24 AM


President Obama is not a Muslim.

8/18/2010 4:16:25 AM

David B.

"Islamic sharia disfavors dancing"

So does puritan Calvinism, so what?

8/18/2010 4:21:29 AM


Obama's a Free Presbyterian. It's the only possible explanation.

8/18/2010 4:26:54 AM

London Jew

Images for search 'obama dancing':

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Pillock. (Andy, I mean).

8/18/2010 4:32:37 AM

Mister Spak

"One explanation is that the Islamic sharia disfavors dancing."

The other explanation is that christianic biblical law disfavors dancing.

The real explanation is that, as you are one of those retards who think Obama is muslim,
you have no idea what is going on in the real world and missed all the times he danced with Michelle.

8/18/2010 4:36:35 AM


Bush made an absolute plank of himself dancing, maybe Obama saw that and didn't want to inflict that image of himself to the world and embarrass his children.

8/18/2010 4:40:50 AM


Tomorrow he'll be saying that Obama is a Satanist because he slept in on accident.

8/18/2010 4:41:41 AM

Philbert McAdamia

No pics of him shuckin' 'n' jivin' and wolfing down some watermelon like yer darkies all do, either. Maybe his white side jes' ain't got the rhythm.
Or, being Hawaiian, maybe the Hula is the only dance he know how to do.

8/18/2010 4:42:27 AM

Doctor Fishcake

What the fu...oh, Schafly.

8/18/2010 4:49:05 AM


"One explanation is that the Islamic sharia disfavors dancing."

Another explanation is that he simply does not have a natural talent for dancing (despite racial stereotypes indicating the opposite), thus he does not want to embarrass himself on national television by attempting to do so.

8/18/2010 5:16:18 AM


This is it! I knew it! Andy Schlafly is the world's greatest troll! It was all so obvious! The nonsensical ravings. The religious bullshit! He was joking the whole time. What fools we've been. Good one, Andy.

8/18/2010 5:17:02 AM

Mookie Blaylock

Aren't Christian Baptists also disfavorable towards dancing? Maybe Obama is a secret Baptist.

8/18/2010 5:23:37 AM

Night Jaguar

For those wondering, yes, Andy is a real person. He is the son of anti-woman fundamentalist Phyllis Schlafly. He homeschools several children and teaches them his warped worldview. Unfortunately, he is NOT a Poe.

8/18/2010 5:36:44 AM

Evil Monkey

He danced with Michelle at the Inaugural Ball.

8/18/2010 5:37:18 AM


Actually it's because he's a reptilian heathen from the ranks of Xenu and does not truly understand the behaviour of humans.

BTW, dancing is discouraged in Islam because it is thought to be debasing, just like premarital and/or homosexual relations and shit-eating. I thought you would be on the same bus.

8/18/2010 5:45:34 AM

Big Jilm

Everybody cut Footloose!

8/18/2010 5:46:10 AM


Um, how many other American presidents have been frequently seen to dance on public occasions?

Andy's well into unwitting self-parody territory here. And accelerating.

8/18/2010 5:47:31 AM

One explanation is that the Islamic sharia disfavors dancing.

And that's the first, most-intuitive conclusion you jump to, Andy?! Something tells me Andy has never seen Footloose.

But in general, and Andy should know this with his law degree background, the third paragraph of the Sixth Article of the US Consititution allows Obama to be the Muslim everyone's claiming he is.

8/18/2010 5:55:28 AM


I don't think I've ever seen David Cameron, Nicolas Sarkozy or Angela Merkel dancing either...

Oh noes! Europe is being ruled by Muslims!

8/18/2010 6:02:11 AM

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