fox news is fair and balance it supports both liberal and conservative viewpoints equally and it shows how liberal leaning other outlets are twilly spree you are supporting the death of thousand of children repent or suffer the dire consequences
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... I... Ignoring the idiocy in Christianotaku's comment, I think he strung two sentences together...
But I can't place exactly where one ends and one begins...
It's somewhere in here. "leaning other outlets are twilly spree you"
Is the period button so far away that you can't possibly reach to push it?
I very nearly spat orange juice all over my keyboard.
Gotta love how Christianotaku starts out saying that Fox "supports both liberal and conservative viewpoints equally" and then immeadiately says that it's showing everyone how evil and liberal all other major news sources are. That takes some major cognitive dissonance. If I had that degree of cognitive dissonance I'd be able to justify anything I wanted. I don't think I'd ever have a bad day.
Christianotaku? Christian otaku??
My god, no! D: You fundies need to stay the hell away from my anime! Back, back I say! *brandishes a chair and whip*
Oh, wait a minute. By "otaku," you probably mean "DBZ Fan," don't you. Well, that show sucked anyway. You can have it.
Is that English? It looks like English, but I can't find any meaning in the words.
Dearie, if it's fair and balanced, it would also show how Conservative leaning mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe*.
That's what fair and balanced mean; you show both sides from both a positive and a negative angle.
* I sought a little help from Mr Carroll, to make it seriously nonsensical.
Fox News only gives a passing glance to liberal ideas, and makes sure to stack the deck in favor of conservatism even when they are presenting "both sides". Also: fetuses =/= children. Iraqi children, however, are children. Wouldn't make you look twice at your holy wars though, because you don't actually care about human life. Or even death. You just care about human birth.
Outside the US, Fox News is a joke. It became an even larger joke when News of the World had to close.
Most sane people want a bit of actual news in their news programs and papers, and we don't want it obtained by eavesdropping on grieving mothers.
What's "twilly spree"?
"fox news is fair and balance it supports both liberal and conservative viewpoints equally and it shows how liberal leaning other outlets are"
<i>Stupid, but par-for-the-course conservative fundie.</i>
"twilly spree"
<i>What the hell does that mean?</i>
"you are supporting the death of thousand of children repent or suffer the dire consequences"
<i><b>Huh?! What the f**k?!</i></b>
The bible is true because it says so.
Fox News is fair&balanced becase It's their slogan.
I see a slight pattern forming here, I think.
@Kirook
HTML tags don't work here, you have to use BBS code, just replace the < > in your tags with [ ]. e.g., for bold, use [*b][*/b], minus the "*".
The period mark is your friend.
That sounds like a petulant child. "Fox News IS fair and balanced! It IS, it IS, it IS!!!"
@ Baked Goods: Thanks for the tip. Here's the fixed version:
"fox news is fair and balance it supports both liberal and conservative viewpoints equally and it shows how liberal leaning other outlets are"
Stupid, but par-for-the-course conservative fundie.
"twilly spree"
What the hell does that mean?
"you are supporting the death of thousand of children repent or suffer the dire consequences"
Huh?! What the f**k?!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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