Quote# 73773

Phosphate has 4 oxygen atoms bound to a central phosphorus atom, and is present in all living cells. When two phosphates combine and lose a water molecule, they form pyrophosphate.

But they still are not sure, why ? The answer can only come from the creator.

Here are the points that correlate with the creator whom they fail to acknowledge:

" Phosphate has 4 oxygen atoms bound to a central phosphorus atom "

The Correlations:

Since Oxygen is Invisible to the human eye, it Correlates to Yahweh who is SPIRIT and the Source of all things, organic and inorganic.

In that there are 4 Oxygen Atoms, they correlate to the 4 letters forming the name Yahweh ( Y H W H / Y H V H )

So these 4 is centered around the one God of the Universe, Yahweh.

Juice002, Y! answers 155 Comments [6/13/2010 5:00:24 PM]
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The L

WAT

6/13/2010 5:05:18 PM

DevilsChaplain

What is this I don't even...

6/13/2010 5:07:59 PM



huh?

6/13/2010 5:18:54 PM

Graveluster

Reminds me of Timecube, with all their love of the number 4. It takes one hell of a fundie to do that.

6/13/2010 5:25:52 PM

Tykittää

In that there are 4 Oxygen Atoms, they correlate to the 4 letters forming the name Odin ( O D I N / O D E N )

6/13/2010 5:30:26 PM

G. Fieendish

The poster is trying to make a religious argument/analogy over the bonding configuration of the Phosphate molecule, in that the molecule apparently forms a tetrahedral structure...
The argument goes something like this..
1) Phosphate molecules have a 3 Dimensional tetrahedral form, consisting of 4 oxygen atoms, sharing covalent bonds with a Phosphorus atom...
2) One of the other names for YHWH/Yahweh, in Greek is Tetragrammaton (Four Letters)...
3) Therefore the phosphate molecule, given the previous 2 logical inferences, is a symbolic representation of God...
Needless to say, my Milspec irony meter is about to explode, over the dire logic used...
(Of course, the poster fails to mention that other chemical compounds share similar molecular configurations, such as for example, Tetrachoromethane (Carbon Tetrachoride)...).

6/13/2010 5:31:31 PM

SleepNeed

What the hell have you been smoking to come up with such nonsense?

6/13/2010 5:32:39 PM

Matante

They do know why. They figured it out by the nineteenth Century, and had no doubt left by 1930.

(also the examples are all wrong!)

6/13/2010 5:35:42 PM

Power Skunk

Wow, that's a mighty thin straw you're grasping there...

6/13/2010 5:36:44 PM

perdurabo

Oh lovely, a 9 year old fundy idiot found a chemistry book. Look kid, the fact that all atoms are invisible to the naked eye only correlates to the simple fact that they are what we call "very, very, small". Try not to be a fucking moron and read a whole bunch of other bullshit into the facts.

6/13/2010 5:39:16 PM

nazani14

If you use of 4 of our 26 letters just on oxygen, you're not going to be able to spell anything goddish with the rest of the periodic table. Didn't think of that, now, did ya?

6/13/2010 5:43:08 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Magic numbers again, this time with science(-y words).

6/13/2010 5:46:20 PM

Berny

I've read a lot of stupid shit in my life.
This is one of them.
Juice002, you are a fucking moron.

6/13/2010 5:59:44 PM

Horus IX

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?

You correlation skills are epic fail at best. Please do not reproduce.
GTFO and take your fail with you.

6/13/2010 5:59:49 PM

Lucilius

So ... you worship an oxygen molecule? That's a new one.

6/13/2010 6:09:08 PM

Old Viking

Don't call us, we'll call you.

6/13/2010 6:29:07 PM

JohnTheAtheist

You are too stupid for words. This is actually incredible to get this from a fascinating article on Yahoo.

6/13/2010 6:30:20 PM

Captain Klamydia

This actually made me speechless for a few moments, the stupid, it still burns.


6/13/2010 6:33:49 PM

Nihlum

I... uhhh, wait what?

6/13/2010 6:41:26 PM

David F Mayer

You need a brain transplant. Call 011 666 FRankenstein 75923 and ask for Igor. You CAN be helped.

6/13/2010 6:44:31 PM

Patches

I don't think even Inspector Gadget could make that long a reach.

6/13/2010 6:44:48 PM



...did you just suggest that your god is an atom? An atom that, for the record, is incapable of thought, feeling, or even basic self-awareness? Isn't that a bit like worshipping your table? I don't know about you, but I wouldn't trust my table with choosing what I should have for dinner tonight, let alone controlling the whole universe.

6/13/2010 6:55:24 PM

anevilmeme

Failed chemistry and theology.

6/13/2010 7:05:25 PM

the dog

I saw this on YA

Pretty amazing stuff

He needs to get back on his medications !!!!

6/13/2010 7:18:12 PM

the dog

YAHWE Am I wrong or is that 5 letters ?

6/13/2010 7:20:55 PM
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