Stop persecuting me and my religion!? You have allowed yourself to be decieved by satan's horrible lies (like evolution, Santa, and rock music)! If you don't, you are without excuse, and you'll BURN IN HELL FOREVER! Worship the SON, not the SUN, and not yourself or monkeys!
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Mocking you and your religion on the internet is not the same as persecution you asswipe.
Is anyone preventing you from worshiping in your church, or from spewing your religious beliefs all over the net (aka "witnessing")?
Didn't think so. Get over yourself.
I'm inclined to suspect that this is a poe. The sentences are coherent for the most part, there's a reference to Santa Claus, the phrase "burn in hell forever" (like a heathen would say), and of course the first sentence which reminds one of sketch comedy.
I refuse to believe that the video is serious. There's no way in hell that it is.
Edit: For fuck's sake, the same person has a video called "Grandpa's Burning in Hell." I'm sorry, no, I will not believe that it's real.
I'm stunned that the video this comment was about is not a Poe.
Stunned and a bit depressed, actually.
It's a joke, people!
1) the video he's commenting on is a joke. They go on to say 'Now we've stopped the gays getting married, lets stop the non-chirsitians'.
2) The OP has favourited heaps of pro-science, anti Fundie videos.
When did FSTDT become so humour deprived? We know about Poe's Law, and yet we still fall for it? We're so lacking in humour that we don't recognise it even when we're on a humour site? This is registering 3.14 on my irony meter!
Stop persecuting me and my religion!?
Your frantic, incoherent whining aside, is this a statement or a question? You're telling us to stop "persecuting" you or you're asking. One of the two, which is it?
Oh, and BTW, no one is persecuting you. Get over yourself.
"Stop persecuting me and my religion!?"
Stop misusing words!
You're not being persecuted you fucking moron.
"You have allowed yourself to be decieved by satan's horrible lies (like evolution, Santa, and rock music)!"
Yeah, yeah.
"If you don't, you are without excuse, and you'll BURN IN HELL FOREVER!"
But... I thought god loves me.
"Worship the SON, not the SUN, and not yourself or monkeys!"
Funny that you should make that distinction as there's a line of reasoning that Christianity is nothing more than fancied up sun worship.
"Stop persecuting me"
'Persecution'. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Especially as you're not a survivor of, say, Auschwitz. I've met & talked with one such person.
You know nothing of 'Persecution', Anphanax.
Come one and all to the Church of Gay Sex, Global Warmings and Abortion.
New services have been added. In addition to the weekly abortion of a white woman's fetus and group recycling, we now have added a devotional to St. Darwin, Sun worship and optional Santa praising.
Services start at 2:13 a.m. each Thursday.
Feels like a poe.
You wanna know what it's like to be in a repressed religion? Try being pagan. Sure, we're not flat-out persecuted, but we do have to be cautious about how open we are about our beliefs out in public. I mean, you don't run the risk of people thinking you're a devil-worshipper if you say you're Christian, do you?
...how the hell is rock music a lie? It obviously exists since you can listen to it on the radio, buy CDs and mp3s and people happily call themselves "rock musicians".
But... me worshiping the Sun, myself, Santa, Evolution, rock music or monkeys, that is in no way a persecution of you and your religion.
If I have been deceived by Satan, that is also no persecution of you and your religion.
Where's the ruddy persecution?
EDIT: This post is shockmeshockmeshockmewiththatdeviantbehavior's :D
Duuuuude? Am I seeing that youve compared Evolution with Santa and rock music?....
*slaps you....* T_T
I am ASHAMED of sharing the same label of "HUMAN" with you.... youre ignorance and failure astound me beyond all words.... do you know the meaning of the words CORRELATE and DIFFERENTIATE? Yeah.. didnt think so... im not surprised...
LOOK THEM UP.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXeApXWyHi8
THIS VIDEO.... CRACKS. ME. UP. Best victory for the atheists/agnostics over the Fundie/Crazies EVER!!!!
Also...
@ Cat8me on Youtube who says:
When I die and go to heaven I will kneel at my lords feet and ask him "why are you such an asshole?"
LMFAO!!!! XD!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! Nice...
This is an obvious poe. If you need anymore vindication, then go look at his favorites list; it's littered with Edward Current videos.
The video itself is also a poe. If someone can find a video with Microsoft Sam and without irony, let me know.
I pray for your soul and hope that you one day learn to know the love that is The great monkey sun god, "Santa"! You heretic!
Don't you know that you will forever burn in hell for slandering rock music, santa's glorious gift unto humanity!(book of evolution: 15:4)
You will be forever in my prayers,
Righteous-Santaist
At least Satan got two out of three right.
Fundies, like their God, keeping scoring zero.
ROFL. Oh dear. Some of you actually took that seriously. I thought by throwing in Rock Music as a lie that would convince people it was parody :\.
With that said, I've seen some pretty incoherent arguments from people so maybe I shouldn't be that surprised...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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