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#1107122
Mihangel apYrs
the resurgence of the 3rd Reich
seriously: learn the correct big words if you want to use them
1/30/2010 5:30:04 PM
#1107128
Nowonmai
Teutonic Plates? Do they go with the Dresden Dolls?
1/30/2010 5:35:43 PM
#1107132
Smilodn
Really? I mean...wow, I've seen some pretty stupid stuff but this has to be a new low.
1/30/2010 5:41:09 PM
#1107157
Quantum Mechanic
"God caused the Earthquake, in my opinion."
That explains why the bishop was killed when his church fell on him.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1/30/2010 6:12:58 PM
#1107197
Table Rock
There is no evidence of Teutonic plates
I'm sure you can find some on the home shopping network, probably as part of a lovely place setting.
1/30/2010 7:59:38 PM
#1107205
caustic gnostic
No Teutonic plates here, but I do have a few Bavarian Biersteins.
1/30/2010 8:16:05 PM
#1107230
Agnostic Jew
Teutonic plates don't cause earthquakes?
Well...duh!
Tectonic plates, on the other hand...
1/30/2010 8:58:12 PM
#1107302
John_in_Oz
In other news, Kathy also opines that her periods are caused by impure thoughts, wind is caused by trees waving their branches, and thunder is the sound of God speaking.
1/31/2010 12:51:37 AM
#1107328
Iczer-04
* A Loud explosion is heard * Shit! My Stupid detector just blew up.. I need to start buying them in bulk..
1/31/2010 2:49:54 AM
#1107339
DinDC
I wonder if those Teutonic plates were Bauhaus-designed.
1/31/2010 4:18:10 AM
#1107356
The L
Teutonic plates? They're German?
1/31/2010 5:01:54 AM
#1107414
Teutonic plates can't be. They are not known to have desolated Germany.
1/31/2010 8:38:46 AM
#1107491
gotpwnt
1/31/2010 1:06:46 PM
#1107536
Rambler
Wait wait, what if you fil a Tetonic plate full of Teutonic plate? Would the resulting jamming of movement cause an earthquake?
Ah that's it. When the German U-boats traveled to the Cribbian they stopped by Haiti and buried all the Plate mail that the Teutonic Knights used to wear. Eventually it sunk into the ground and caused the faults to become stuck. It was all a plan by the Nazis to destroy Minorities.
1/31/2010 2:20:44 PM
#1107596
The Jamo
No evidence? Unless the Knights ate off the floor, I think this is fairly self-explanatory.
1/31/2010 5:33:58 PM
#1107602
Abdul Alhazred
Well, if the plates were really Teutonic, they would not break all the time. Or would they?
:)
1/31/2010 5:45:17 PM
#1107610
Giveitaday
There is no evidence of Teutonic plates
Yes there is, there are thousand upon thousand example of both china and silverware from the german teutonic era.
it is a total fantasy of scientists
I highly doubt that there is a single scientist in the entire world that has ever suggested that.
Nobody actually knows what causes Earthquakes.
Tectonic plates. And there is, literally, hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of pages upon pages of evidence that confirms the tectonic plate model. You might not know what causes earthquakes, but that has more to do with you choice to remain willfully ignorant of established fact.
God caused the Earthquake, in my opinion
Your "opinion" doesn't change the nature of reality. If your "god" wantonly causes earthquakes that inevitiably lead to massive losses of life for little or no reason then your "god" is not only malevolent, but it is unworthy of worship, and certainly unworthy of the slavish devotion you demonstrate.
1/31/2010 5:56:50 PM
#1107664
Moondog
This is where earthquakes occured from 1990-2000. We know where they happen, but can't predict when, yet. They usually happen at plate boundaries, at subduction zones, thrusts, strike-slip faults, and rifts.
1/31/2010 7:40:05 PM
#1107687
Reverend Jeremiah
Teutonic is old world for the German/Nordic people.
Do you mean "tectonic"?
1/31/2010 8:47:08 PM
#1107688
kazzaqld
Oh I needed a good laugh! Could we possibly excuse this as a spellcheck foible?
Nah!
1/31/2010 8:52:59 PM
#1107797
RH-00
The Knights Teutonic cause earthquakes? That's pretty fuckin badass. Just goes to show that you do not fuck with the Germans.
2/1/2010 5:46:34 AM
#1107807
ecoline
Tectonic plate:
Teutonic plate:
I know, they're awfully similar.
2/1/2010 6:21:28 AM
#1107851
FSMpirate
*Sigh*
This is so stupid.
I sincerely hope Kathy's head explodes if she ever reads that South America and Africa once touched, and are growing apart at the speed of your fingernails grow.
2/1/2010 7:15:59 AM
#1107936
Dr. Novakaine
What is this, a joke? There's as much evidence for tectonic plate theory as there is the theory of evolution-
Oh. Right. You refuse to accept that, too. Apparently, anything that requires a basic level of intelligence and ability to think anything besides "godgodgod" is beyond your tiny brain.
2/1/2010 9:09:28 AM
#1107978
Misty
*eyes earthquake maps* Oh yea, you totally don't see that the earthquakes happen all along fault lines.
2/1/2010 10:00:47 AM
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