Quote# 69442

[On Luke 8:27 and 35]

What a precious passage of Scripture! This afflicted man was possessed by devils, running around naked and living in the wild. The entire city knew he was insane. Yet the Bible says when he found Jesus, he came into his right mind and put his clothes back on. Amen! Jesus is the cure for insanity and nudity.

Millions of Americans go to psychologists, psychiatrists and religious leaders for help; but the Word of God says the afflicted man at Gadarenes came into his RIGHT MIND when he found Jesus. It is interesting that being in one's “right mind” is associated with being properly clothed. Americans have a problem keeping their clothes on because they AREN'T in their right minds, they are mentally-ill. This is clearly evidenced by the fact that nearly half of the pregnant women in America have murdered a child by abortion.

Only a mentally-ill person would deliberately kill a precious child. So it doesn't surprise me in a rotten society that devours it's own children that they would also have a serious problem keeping their clothes on.

David J. Stewart, Jesus-Is-Savior 93 Comments [1/10/2010 12:30:50 AM]
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deikuzutsu

Adam and Eve were nudists.

1/10/2010 12:34:02 AM

Lucifer

this guy still going on and on about demons, Jesus and how people must abide by a book written 1900 years ago? The book wasn't even written by the fucking disciples moron. I do have to admit it's funny about the nude comment considering Adam and Eve were nude before eating the apple.

Seriously you think people would understand the modern world better.

1/10/2010 12:44:34 AM

Buff114

Ya the only right way to kill children is when invading an enemy city during a "holy" war, screw those whiny bitches who want to murder a zygote cause she got raped, molested by her father, or the fucking thing inside her is gona kill her.

1/10/2010 12:55:23 AM

SleepNeed

What a precious passage of Scripture! This afflicted man was possessed by devils, running around naked and living in the wild.

Now my Bible reading is a little rusty, but isn't this around the same area where the devils go out and then posses pigs, which then kill themselves?

The entire city knew he was insane.

And yet nobody tried helping him till Jesus came around?

Yet the Bible says when he found Jesus, he came into his right mind and put his clothes back on. Amen! Jesus is the cure for insanity and nudity.

Notice how it's only the Bible that says this, no other recorded accounts. Also, nudity is not inherently evil. We are all born naked, bathe naked (well most of us do), and even Adam and Eve where naked till they ate the forbidden fruit and got modest.

Millions of Americans go to psychologists, psychiatrists and religious leaders for help; but the Word of God says the afflicted man at Gadarenes came into his RIGHT MIND when he found Jesus.

Again notice how it's only the Bible that says such a thing. Also, if you get sick who do you turn to, a doctor or your bible? After all since Jesus cured a leper, doesn't that mean only he can heal the sick? Or do you not trust it enough for that purpose? Oh wait, some sects only do use prayer, and it ends up killing people who could have been cured using modern medicine...

It is interesting that being in one's “right mind” is associated with being properly clothed.

What? I've meet nudists who have more sense in their pinky finger, than you do in your whole body.

Americans have a problem keeping their clothes on because they AREN'T in their right minds, they are mentally-ill.

So wait a minute, if someone is naked...that means they are having sex in your mind? How do you bathe, in a swimsuit or cut offs?

This is clearly evidenced by the fact that nearly half of the pregnant women in America have murdered a child by abortion.

[Citation Needed] on half of pregnancies end in (I presume unnatural) abortion. I think your looking at the percent of unwanted pregnancies. When you combine the numbers of both wanted and unwanted pregnancies, you'll see that it doesn't make 50%. Also, what if the poor woman got pregnant from her rapist? Or had an ectopic pregnancy?

Also how do you get from nudity to abortion? As I said earlier, not all nudity is sexual in nature.


Only a mentally-ill person would deliberately kill a precious child.

Like Andrea Yates, the Fundamentalist women who drowned her five children?

So it doesn't surprise me in a rotten society that devours it's own children that they would also have a serious problem keeping their clothes on.

*sigh*

Not all nudity is sexual in nature...Some is, some isn't.

1/10/2010 1:04:02 AM

Eden

Americans have a problem keeping their clothes on because they AREN'T in their right minds, they are mentally-ill. This is clearly evidenced by the fact that nearly half of the pregnant women in America have murdered a child by abortion

So what twists of logic bring you from a biblical story about a man living naked in the wilderness to abortions?
The story isn´t about sex (i.e. taking your clothes off in the bedroom to have sex) and I assume outside from maybe nudist camps you won´t see many modern day americans running around publicly naked.

Well, you prove that christian fundamentalists wilfully misinterpret biblical passages to serve their own morals

;)

1/10/2010 1:06:31 AM



Only a mentally-ill person would deliberately kill a precious child.

And a mentally-ill god would wipe out an entire planet teeming with life with the exception of a 8 people and a boat full of animals.

1/10/2010 1:13:09 AM

WMDKitty

Fuck you, Davey. Fuck. You.

I'm mentally ill, and you know what is keeping me sane and stable? MODERN MEDICINE. (Including hormonal birth control.) Your "Jesus" only made things worse.

1/10/2010 1:34:34 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Not a child. It's a fetus. There's a difference.

1/10/2010 2:05:49 AM

aaa

Ehhhh. Yet another crazy rant from Dave the molester.

1/10/2010 2:25:50 AM

campbunny

From the people who brought you the Swimming Fully Clothed movement.

1/10/2010 3:00:58 AM



So, psych wards should keep a Bible and a herd of pigs handy, is that it?

1/10/2010 3:36:50 AM

Mr Blur

It's true - nudists are insane. Or something.

1/10/2010 3:43:30 AM

Burning Stake

Well then I guess I should just throw away all of my anti-anxiety medication and pray to be cured, hoping for spiritual solice and trying to fix it myself. Funny that it didn't work before when I was willing to try it, though.

Maybe now that I've read the right way to cure my OCD, it'll work.

Also, on bebalf of myself and every other person who has/is suffering a mental illness (if it's okay with them, me saying so:) FUCK YOU since you have clearly never had someone you love afflicted by mental illness as you have no idea how it works or how today's science has created these things called "medications" that can help correct abnormal brain chemistry.

Oh, wait-I forgot. It's demons. You wouldn't happen to know the name of the Demon of OCD so an exorcist can Call it out of me, would you?

Note: WMDKitty, and all of the others on this board who have mental illness, I just want you to know-you are not alone-which you probably alrady knew, but I think reminders are sometimes good to. : ) In fact, going through all of my mental (and physical) illness is what made me want to go into the medical field. I start classes in a few weeks, so you (unfortunately!) won't be seeing me as much...Well, maybe not so fortunate for the Fundamentalists!

1/10/2010 4:36:25 AM

The Jamo

Cure for nudity? I'm sorry, did I miss something?

1/10/2010 5:00:44 AM

The L

What about nudist camps, which expressly forbid public expression of sexuality? Is that nudity evil, too, David?

Or are you simply talking out of your fundament, as usual?

1/10/2010 5:10:36 AM

Canadia

Sexuality and nudity are entirely natural and you backwards fuckwits are the root of the problem of most people seeing both in a negative light or having overwhelming body shame.

In short, fuck you.

@WMDKitty: That's the furry in you that is mentally ill, right?

1/10/2010 5:19:31 AM



WTF? Oh wait it's just David J. Stewart.

1/10/2010 5:24:32 AM

Mudak

Didn't Voltaire say something about how religions are good at taking something natural and normal and making a vice out of it?

1/10/2010 5:40:39 AM

Turtle

Well, yes, I have trouble keeping my clothes on sometimes. You see, I bathe regularly, and wet clothes simply aren't all that comfortable.

And Jesus isn't the 'cure' for nudity. Clothes are.

1/10/2010 5:59:17 AM



*thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud*

Sometimes banging my head against the wall is the only way to stop the stupid.

God was perfectly okay with nudity until Adam and Eve ate the fruit from the tree of knowledge. Then they covered up their nakedness and it was this covering up which clued god in on what happened. The Bible itself states it was Adam and Eve who were ashamed of their nakedness not god. nudity is the purest form of a man-made sin.

1/10/2010 6:13:49 AM

Swede

Jumping to conclutions here, are we. Or rather, jumping from ice floe to ice floe... That jump from nude people to abortions almost landed you in the cold water between, didn't it?

Jesus is the cure for nudity? And the fun just keep on leaving.
So, more people are in their "right mind" now during wintertime? In the summer more people are in their "left mind", or what?

You take care of all abused children that are already born, then we can move on to aborted fetuses.
You know, people don't get an abortion 'cause it's so fun. They see no other way out. Either the father-to-be has been absent since his orgasm, or the grandparents-to-be have said they'd throw their children out if they became pregnant out of wedlock, or the parents-to-be have no means to support the expected child, or...
There are tons of reasons, none of them is blood-lust, that's your god's department.

1/10/2010 6:26:24 AM

objettrouve24

Lithium keeps me sane, Jesus failed pretty hardcore at that.

And even when I was quite insane, I still kept my clothes on. And never required abortion services. I had birth control for that.

1/10/2010 6:57:04 AM

rw23

> Only a mentally-ill person would deliberately kill a precious child.

Then I heard the LORD say to the other men, "Follow him through the city and kill everyone whose forehead is not marked. Show no mercy; have no pity! Kill them all – old and young, girls and women and little children.

Ezekiel 9:5

1/10/2010 8:33:32 AM

Berny

Ahh, David. I was beginning to miss your particular brand of insanity for Jesus.
You are aware that when the whole world seems insane to you it's generally perceived by the rest of the world as the other way around?

1/10/2010 9:07:20 AM

Tom S. Fox

WMDKitty, are you also nude?

1/10/2010 9:12:46 AM

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