Quote# 69431

Homosexual bait and switch is a technique used by covert homosexuals in order to convert heterosexuals to homosexuality, or at least, question their heterosexuality. Covert homosexuals will heavily alter their personal appearance in order to disguise their gender. These covert homosexuals will enter "meaningful" relationships with heterosexuals of the same sex without ever disclosing their own true gender. These homosexuals do a convincing job by utilizing deceit and powerful mind-control techniques. Only when the victim thinks they are in love does the covert homosexual reveal their true identity. At this point, the victim is too emotionally attached to the homosexual to leave them, giving the homosexual the upper-hand. Coercion into a counter-fit same-sex marriage is not uncommon. Even victims that somehow escape a homosexual's grasps usually go through withdrawal which causes some to suffer a homosexual relapse.

The term homosexual bait and switch can also be used to describe other things; such as J.K. Rowling retroactively stating that a popular character, Dumbledore, from the Harry Potter series is homosexual.

Conservapedia, Conservapedia 110 Comments [1/6/2010 9:01:57 AM]
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Tina

Pff. We aren't that sneaky. Sometimes all it takes is a couple drinks for a heterosexual to start questioning their heterosexuality. ;)

1/6/2010 9:05:18 AM

Pib the incandescent

I cant even begin to imagine what inspired this...Cross dressing fantasies much?

1/6/2010 9:06:05 AM

Canadia

J.K. Rowling: Hey, guys, Dumbledore is gay.


Conservapedia: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK, WE'VE BEEN DUPED!

1/6/2010 9:15:50 AM

Tiny Jeebus

Fundamentalist bait and switch is a technique used by covert fundamentalists in order to convert normal people to fundamentalism, or at least, question their personal beliefs. Covert fundamentalists will heavily alter their behavior in order to disguise their agenda. These covert fundamentalists will enter "meaningful" relationships with non-fundamentalists without ever disclosing their own true agenda. These fundamentalists do a convincing job by utilizing deceit and powerful mind-control techniques. Only when the victim thinks they found a friend does the covert fundamentalist reveal their true identity. At this point, the victim is too emotionally attached to the fundamentalist to leave them, giving the fundamentalist the upper-hand. Coercion into a counter-fit religious belief is not uncommon. Even victims that somehow escape a fundamentalist's grasps usually go through misplaced guilt which causes some to suffer a fundamentalist relapse.

1/6/2010 9:18:38 AM

Mike

It's "counterfeit", cretin.

1/6/2010 9:24:40 AM

Mike

Whoops, double post.

1/6/2010 9:24:44 AM

awitch

Covert homosexual mind control?

Just admit your gay already.


1/6/2010 9:25:14 AM

RevDG

oh i see, since a guy marries a woman and realizes they are gay 20 years down the road, that is some sort of trickery.
uh yeah, no one can magically make you gay by revealing they are gay, IT DOESN"T WORK THAT WAY!

1/6/2010 9:26:22 AM

MK

You're just running out of excuses for hatin' on gays, aren't you? Seriously, homosexual mind-control techniques? Is that anything like "These are not the droids you're looking for?"

1/6/2010 9:31:05 AM



Do you assholes even live in the same reality as the rest of us? I've been around gay people my whole life and never once has there been any attempt to convert me or to even make me doubt my sexual orientation.
Fact: Being gay is NOT a choice.
Fact: You cannot change your sexual orientation by choosing to do so. (If you can switch, you're bi)
Fact: You people at Conservapedia are the stupidest fuckers on the Internet.

1/6/2010 9:54:31 AM

campbunny

I think I can guess where you actually learned the term "bait and switch." *snicker*

I miss the "bizarro alternate universe" award.

1/6/2010 10:09:17 AM

CohibaMan

But but... I thought that homosexuals were all a bunch of fornicators without even an iota of self control, the same as the rest of us "evil liberals"! How is it even possible for them to disguise their gender for a period of time long enough to enter a "meaningful relationship" by your logic?

See, "friend"? You just made the case for sex outside of marriage!

1/6/2010 10:27:29 AM

spaceamoeba

A person who hides their gender from another person and dates them is just dishonest (I don't mean transexuals, though tbh I do think a transexual should be honest and I know of people who have hidden this fact and got hurt down the line). But they are not actively trying to make people gay. Usually when people find out they leave that partner anyway or realise they don't care about their gender anymore and stay.

None of it is about power dominance, fundies seem to be more about power dominance.

1/6/2010 10:36:13 AM

Doctor Whom

Why even allow comments? It is impossible to mock Conservapedia in a way that can compete with its self-mockery.

1/6/2010 10:46:20 AM

Swicket

What does it matter whether Dumbledore is gay? We're going to Hell for reading Harry Potter even if every single one of them is straight!

1/6/2010 11:06:43 AM



So if I'm really in a heterosexual relationship, my partner is really a woman disguised as a man in order to turn me into a lesbian? Um...yeah...right...

1/6/2010 11:08:52 AM

Big Jilm

Homo mind-control powers, activate!

1/6/2010 11:19:54 AM


I read about the afterlife


1/6/2010 11:24:54 AM

Doubting Thomas

Seriously, I don't see how anyone could be tricked into being gay. You either are or you're not. But is this quote stating that gays secretly pretend to be heterosexual in order to seduce other heterosexual people and only then tell them that they're gay? Do they really think that gays are preying on innocent straight people?

OK, I admit it. I'm a male lesbian. My wife turned me into one.

1/6/2010 11:25:50 AM

I read about the afterlife

@Doubting Thomas

"Do they really think gays are preying on innocent straight people?"

Where have you been? Every homophobic post on here illustrates that they do think that homosexuals have nothing better to do than to laugh maniacally whilst trying to seduce straight people.

1/6/2010 11:29:18 AM

JohnTheAtheist

What the hell world do you people live in?

It is a very rare person that can be THAT convincing when impersonating someone of the opposite sex.

Additionally this is a very compelling reason in favor of premarital sex.

1/6/2010 11:32:10 AM



What the fuck?! That never fucking happens!!

1/6/2010 11:38:54 AM

AuraTwilight

Just imagine how this would play out.

"You're a DUDE?!"

"Yes! YES! I was secretly masquarading as a female so I can get no straight men for my quota at the Gay Agenda Ice Cream Social! This month's prize is some delish cinnamon body shave."

"Oh. Well, instead of being grossed out, offended, and humiliated and running out the door spoiling your whole secret, I'll just suck that cock of yours for some reason. Mm baby."

1/6/2010 11:42:44 AM

LadyJafaria

If JKR had had Dumbledore say he was gay in the books, I don't even want to imagine the fallout from fundies. I mean, you're giving her shit for having said it at all.

I don't see any "switching" going on, though. She never said he was straight and then said he was gay. She never set up a character as a woman then revealed the character to be a man. She said that a character whose sexuality didn't matter for all but one of the plot points was, in fact, gay.

1/6/2010 11:45:56 AM

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