America is owned by Satan, Satan on your 1 dollar bill, Satanic pentagram in the streets of? washington DC pointing to the white house, 6660 inches monument, 666 feet in total.
You have no idea how decieved you all are, to prove radioactive dating true you would have to test its results on things you know that died when and test it 1 million years later and see if the result would be correct.
And evolution is not observed, we have never seen a land creature try to evovle into a bird.
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Uh, 6,660/12 is not 666, but rather 555. Furthermore, 666*12 is 7,992. It looks like a math fail to me, or did I miss something?
"6660 inches monument, 666 feet in total."
Math fail. 6660 inches is 555 feet; 666 feet is 7992 inches.
"to prove radioactive dating true you would have to test its results on things you know that died when and test it 1 million years later and see if the result would be correct."
No. We know it works because we can test it on things we know the age of. They don't have to be millions of years old for us to use radiometric dating on.
"we have never seen a land creature try to evovle[sic] into a bird."
That's because evolution doesn't say it would nor does it say it can. The only people who claim evolution could allow that are idiotic fundies who have absolutely no idea how evolution works. Evolution works through successive generations, not in the same one genius.
Actually, America is owned by its multinational corporations.
And I agree with you. They can be called Satanic and evil because of their policies and actions.
And you have mad math skillz there, son.
I'm glad to see someone finally recognize the fact that Pokemon is actually a primer on Darwinian evolution.
Because Darwin thought that any schmuck falling off a cliff who failed to grow wings just wasn't trying hard enough. Yep.
That's not true I see things evovle all the time! Like when dat thin evovled into dat byrd.
He spelled evolution right, why couldn't he spelled evolve? Also he didn't capitalize Washington even though it was at the beginning of the sentence. It really takes away from your argument if you can't spell even if it's a crazy conspiracy theory.
- Congratulations, you know how to look for numbers and find patterns. Too bad your holy book condemns numerology, since it is, after all, a form of divination.
- Not at all. Radiometric dating works based on simple mathematical principles. Extrapolation is key.
- Wrong on the first point, right on the second, because we've never seen anything "try" to evolve into anything else. Evolution happens regardless of whether you try or not and regardless of whether you want it or not.
6660 inches monument, 666 feet in total.
You cannot escape the metric system forever. It's already here, and you haven't even noticed it.
If that thing you're calling 'radioactive dating' was true, you'd be able to make electricity from it, or treat cancer, or make gigantic explosions. It's obviously false.
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<mockery> You're mistaken when you say we've never seen a land creature try to evolve into a bird. My 6 year old niece tried it last week.
"America is owned by Satan, Satan on your 1 dollar bill"
And in the UK, Charles Darwin is on the back of our £10 note:
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We win.
"And evolution is not observed, we have never seen a land creature try to evovle into a bird."
And yet, you have personally observed 'Creation', as described in Genesis? You were there , at the very beginning, amirite?
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"we have never seen a land creature try to evovle into a bird."
Flying Squirrels
Not that it was 'Trying to elvole"
Just that it's a variation from the base
As for the pagan symbols in your goverment buildings and such.
Christianity owned.
You observed creation, the flood, exodus from Egypt, the crucifiction? You'd think that stuff would be all over YouTube.
Oh, and buy a calculator and a unit-of-measurement conversion chart.
Fucking fundie moron. Washington, DC was laid out according to Masonic principles but I'm sure to you that means Satanic.
The dept of your ignorance knows no bottom and you think you're smart because you can regurgitate debunked Creationist nonsense.
Some drink deeply at the fountain of knowledge, you probably pissed in it after wiggling your toes in the water.
So much fail. Too bad you didn't mention how the Jews were behind everything.
And WTF is the 6660 inches monument or 666 feet? 6660 inches does not equal 666 feet, unless they changed the foot to equal 10 inches without telling me. And I really don't think the white house is that long. I'm not even going to ask about "Satan on your 1 dollar bill" or "Satanic pentagram in the streets of washington DC."
Um, no. We know that radioactive dating techniques work because of constant decay rates and the fact that other dating techniques (such as tree-ring dating) match up with the dates given by the former techniques.
Also, we have observed a bit of evolution. It's called super-viruses (the ones that are now immune to most anti-biotics that doctors prescribe).
I see "In God We Trust" printed on it. All that other stuff, you are reaching too far into it.
Hey everyone at FSTDT, have you look at his profile description ?
Why yes, Xendrius, computer-use time at the mental hospital IS fun, isn't it?
That's a good Xendrius. Just type quietly for a few minutes and then you can have your happy pills.
The 'number' is 616.
It's been said and proven over
and over
and over
It's in that new Qi book.
Is it just me or do fundies do the whole "la la la I can't hear you" whenever anything competes against their set rules of thinking?
@oppsidoo:
Impressive amount of spam there... now EAT IT, YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT!
Go away. Piss off. Do I have to invoke FuSoYa? Guess so.
Evil, BEGONE! *casts W. Meteo*
/ is a geek
// an old school geek
/// does victory fist-pump and gains a level
@harm
"It's in that new Qi book."
If it wasn't for this superb comedy (and educational) quiz game with the blessed Stephen Fry (pbuh), and "Top Gear"* (*genuflects *), I'd have given up on TV years ago, what with all the crappy soap operas & so-called 'Reality TV' (*spits *)
Thank fuck for Dave (the TV channel on digital Freeview) for repeats of both series too. Many an episode I'd missed previously I was able to catch, record and thus fill gaps in my collection.
As for Xendrius and his 'theories', as far as I'm concerned, he:
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*- Now there's a Triune God I can certainly believe in (and at least they exist too):
Father: Jeremy Clarkson
Son: Richard Hammond
Holy Ghost: James May
Satan (?): 'Some say that he has three sets of knees, and he has a tattoo of his face... on his face. All we know is... he's called The Stig! '
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stig
"And evolution is not observed, we have never seen a land creature try to evovle into a bird."
Except that evolution is not defined as "land creatures becoming birds" or "aquatic creatures becoming land creatures". Yes, the evidence points to this being what has happened, but that's not the essence of evolution, which HAS been observed.
The person clearly does not understand the concepts of Radioactive Decay rates, Half-Life (apart from a certain series of video games) or Isotopes, very well, does he...?
If you're so worried about Satan on dollar bills, then why not give them all to me? I'll make sure to keep them safely away from you! Don't worry about me, I'll accept the risk of demonic possession. Just give me that sweet, uh, I mean, tainted money!
You have Satan on your 1 dollar bill? We have Selma Lagerlöf on our old 20 kronor bill and Astrid Lindgren on the new one. Does that mean that Sweden is owned by children's literature? I'm perfectly fine with that. (On our new 200 kronor bill we will have Ingmar Bergman talking to Death during filming of Seventh Seal...)
I'd say it's you who were deceived, by your parents when they homeskuled you instead of putting you in a good public school.
Evolution is observed. We used to have black slugs that did not harm the things we grew in the gardens. Now we have Spanish slugs (popularly called Killer Slugs) that eat everything the come over, including each other.
Evolution is not an active process; no species is TRYING to "evovle", silly-nilly.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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