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Hehe, so the monkeys kept having babies. And then one monkey female had a partly hairless one and didn't wonder why. So she just had more then they birthed two in the next generation and those decided to make a language. The next generation knew they needed more languages so they created alot of them.... Also, I want to know how the apelike men made the bible. Not trying to be ignorant just want to know what evolutionist think happened. To me it's just a whole bunch of impossibilities. Just like alot of things would be without a divine creator. Thanks

PaulStGermain, Rapture Ready 17 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Phoenix

I'd hate to see what would happen if he tried to be ignorant.

11/27/2007 3:09:27 PM

Jake Steel

I rather suspect homo sapiens wrote the bible rather than whatever the hell your imagining.

11/27/2007 3:40:35 PM

Lithp

For someone who's not trying to be ignorant, you very much excel at it.

And "a whole bunch of impossibilities?" This coming from someone on RAPTURE READY, of all places?

And, odds are you won't find apelike men in the Bible. Know why? The Bible is NOT a scientifically accurate book!

11/27/2007 4:01:15 PM

Tangerio

This really is raising the stupidity bar!

11/27/2007 4:08:02 PM

Jon

It's been said before, so my apologies, but EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!

11/27/2007 9:13:56 PM

Brian X

Well, yeah, you slam it all together like that, it sounds impossible. (Though it isn't, just really unlikely.) Nah, you need to stretch out the process more. Say, three hundred generations instead of three. At least.

11/27/2007 10:10:58 PM

Jim

If God is all-powerful, can he make something so heavy that even God cannot lift?

11/27/2007 11:00:37 PM

SSJPunk

God spawned everything 6000 years ago including fossils and radioisotopes that clearly point to an older universe, as if the entire universe was a huge SNES emulator and He just loaded up a save state.

Yeah, that's *much* more believable.

11/28/2007 1:07:59 AM

PiGirl13

Aw, that's a cute little strawman.

1/30/2011 1:02:09 PM

jas43

these people have the most simple stupid mindset ever

1/30/2011 4:51:03 PM

Ebon

"I want to know how the apelike men made the bible"

The oldest parts of the Bible are 5-6000 years old. Modern humans appeared around 100k years ago. There weren't any apemen writing the Bible.

7/20/2012 5:40:25 PM



You missed out a whole lot of generations , and say monkey ancestor rather than modern monkey and you are on the right track.


7/20/2012 7:58:33 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Also, I want to know how the apelike men made the bible.

Not "apelike men". Apes. Like us.

7/20/2012 9:08:57 PM

Lady Evil

Ah, evolution as told by a four year old.

7/20/2012 9:36:03 PM

Canadiest

The oldest parts of the Bible are 2700 years old, some of the Torah only. Civilizations, cities can be dated back to over 5500 years ago and most of them had written languages.

Yes indeed, your Bible is a compilation of ancient fables written by Apes.

7/22/2012 5:14:55 AM

rubber chicken

@Ebon

There seems to be a few reading it though

7/22/2012 7:13:28 AM

Kanna

Well, you've got the idea, although of course you're applying it wrongly. But I guess that's what happens when you try to cram billions of years into a measly 6000.

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