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Look, one way or another, you're all wicked and filthy. Squatting around in full lotus position is a display of depravity and self-centeredness. Christ did not preach "end suffering." Suffering is GOOD. It leads people to God. If everyone were Buddhists, concerned with worldly things, concerned with ending suffering, then this world would be of Satan. Suffering is necessary to bring God's elect into the gates of heaven.

As for the rest of you, I hope you; Jews, Atheists, Catholics, Lutherans, Buddhists, Jains, Hindus...

Enjoy the flames!

God Bless.

MessianicServant , Fstdt 91 Comments [12/20/2009 6:52:45 PM]
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#1075997
Old Viking

Nuts! I was looking forward to spending eternity with people like you.

12/20/2009 6:56:09 PM

#1075998
Jimbob

What a jebend!

12/20/2009 6:56:29 PM

#1076000
iComix

XIAN LOVE AS ALWAYS. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

12/20/2009 6:58:25 PM

#1076003
DevilsChaplain


And they'll know we are Christians by our looooove....

12/20/2009 7:02:22 PM

#1076004
Antichrist


12/20/2009 7:03:20 PM

#1076005
Tolpuddle Martyr

Burn thy neighbour, seethe over thy neighbour meditating, enjoy thy suffering and flagellate thyself gleefully.

And they wonder why the pews aren't filling up with members of the younger generation.

12/20/2009 7:03:33 PM

#1076008


Wait I thought the first rule in Buddism is that Live IS suffering?

PS: DIAF And I hope you get swine flu.

12/20/2009 7:11:22 PM

#1076011
Blackvoice

Oh, my, they're not spending every moment of their lives hating everything and suffering from imaginary persecution. Shuuuun, shuuuun!

12/20/2009 7:16:20 PM

#1076013
ChristPuncher


Enjoy the flames!

God Bless.

oh i laughed so hard at that

12/20/2009 7:18:56 PM

#1076020
Thinking Allowed

So MessianicServant want Jesus to enjoy the flames?

12/20/2009 7:29:07 PM

#1076024
AngryWitch

COMPLETE lack of understanding of Buddhism FTL!!!

12/20/2009 7:32:08 PM

#1076025


"If everyone were Buddhists, concerned with worldly things"
Buddhism must have a different meaning in your little world. >.>

12/20/2009 7:33:16 PM

#1076031


If Christianity isn't about ending suffering, what's the end of Matthew 25 about?

12/20/2009 7:52:57 PM

#1076033
Malkyrian

And Jesus went forth, and saw a great multitude, and was moved with compassion toward them, and he healed their sick. (Matthew 14:14).

You were saying?

12/20/2009 7:55:18 PM

#1076039


BUDDHISM DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

implying Catholics aren't Christians
*facepalm*

12/20/2009 8:10:59 PM

#1076040
SleepNeed

Look, one way or another, you're all wicked and filthy.

I just finished shoveled snow from the driveway. So yea your pretty right on the filthy part.

Squatting around in full lotus position is a display of depravity and self-centeredness.

Well the fiancee likes the lotus position for some reason...

Christ did not preach "end suffering."

Wasn't he the one that went about healing the blind, and lepers?

Suffering is GOOD. It leads people to God.

How very Christian of you...

If everyone were Buddhists, concerned with worldly things, concerned with ending suffering, then this world would be of Satan.

I thought the "goal" of Buddhism was to reach a plan where there is no desire for worldly things called Nirvana?

Suffering is necessary to bring God's elect into the gates of heaven.

How nice to want people to be miserable.

As for the rest of you, I hope you; Jews, Atheists, Catholics, Lutherans, Buddhists, Jains, Hindus...

Hey what do you know, somebody else is aware of Jainism! Though I bet you don't know a single tenet just like you don't know a thing about Buddhism.

12/20/2009 8:11:21 PM

#1076045
J. Random Lurker

Alright, who ordered the truckload of FAIL?

@OP

Suffice it to say, you're the first time I've seen a fundie denounce Lutherans as not being "Christian"

The truth is that Catholicism and Lutheranism are Christians. True, they're not of your specific brand of Christianity, and Lutheranism (along with the myriads of other Protestant denominations in the West) broke from Catholicism.

Ecclesiastical History FAIL...

12/20/2009 8:50:17 PM

#1076048
Elia

Even as only part of one long post that smacked of masturbating over other people's suffering (I can't believe I just typed that), this quote still stands as a nugget of Fundie Nuttery gold.

12/20/2009 9:02:01 PM

#1076049


Wow, talk about missing the point.

What part of healing the sick, caring for the poor, and not casting the first stone is NOT about ending suffering?

And BTW, Catholics are Christian.

12/20/2009 9:02:41 PM

#1076060


"Enjoy the flames!"

Well I'm not a fan of hot weather.But considering the company in Heaven hell is preferable.

12/20/2009 9:24:58 PM

#1076069
GigaGuess

But...hell by definition is suffering. And you say suffering is good. Yet ending suffering is of Satan, and will...bring suffering?

The hoops! They're endless!

12/20/2009 9:58:52 PM

#1076072
Warlike1919

Hell Sounds like alot better place than heaven... i rather Burn in hell,than be a slave in heaven

12/20/2009 10:03:45 PM

#1076076
Mintywolf

Ah feel the christian love *rolls eyes*

12/20/2009 10:32:21 PM

#1076078
starbrewer

What! Lutherans aren't TRUE CHRISTIANS™?

12/20/2009 10:37:39 PM

#1076079
Bender Bending Rodriguez

Chances are he's freezing his ass off and I'm enjoying 70-degree Christmas weather in California.

SphincterSparten, die in a fire.

12/20/2009 10:38:20 PM
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