Iron Munro #fundie

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The new leftist reasoning:

Homosexuals deserve our respect soley because of the way they abuse their sexual equipment and flaunt natural law.

It matters not if they are worthy, honest, honorable people or if they are unworthy, dishonorable crooks or pederasts. A long as they engage in sexual perversions with members of their own gender they deserve the respect of society at large.

And any retro retard left over from the age of the Flintstones who doesn't see the beauty and wonder of homosexual perversions is just a hate mongering homophobe who probably was around to support the impeachment of Chief Justice Earl Warren back in America's sexual Dark Ages.

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old comment by MK

"Homosexuals deserve our respect soley because of the way they abuse their sexual equipment and flaunt natural law. "

No, they deserve it for simply being human like the rest of us.

"It matters not if they are worthy, honest, honorable people or if they are unworthy, dishonorable crooks or pederasts. A long as they engage in sexual perversions with members of their own gender they deserve the respect of society at large. "

Well, that may be how you view things. Generally, I find that GOPers tend to think that members of their own party deserve respect and power, regardless of their sexual infidelities, crimes, or abuses of power; and Democrats, on the other hand, are totally unworthy of any respect even if they are worthy, honest, and honorable people. So I can see why your reasoning here is so twisted.

"And any retro retard left over from the age of the Flintstones who doesn't see the beauty and wonder of homosexual perversions is just a hate mongering homophobe who probably was around to support the impeachment of Chief Justice Earl Warren back in America's sexual Dark Ages."

Probably true. Good going.

old comment by SleepNeed

The new leftist reasoning:

Oh this should be good.

Homosexuals deserve our respect soley because of the way they abuse their sexual equipment and flaunt natural law.

You misspelled solely. Also, if you have sex with your wife/girlfriend using oral or anal sex, or masturbate then that could be counted as "abusing" your sexual equipment, it's not though. As no, I respect homosexuals because they are people.

Oh for fuck's sake. Not just by being a gay man doesn't mean you are a member of NAMBLA, in fact all the gay men I know decry them and hate how NAMBLA claims to be oppressed. Also it's not that black and white where everyone is pure good or evil.

Let me guess, you also got your panties in a bunch when he ruled that bans on interracial marriage where illegal in Loving v. Virginia.

old comment by refuter of fundy vermin

The new fundy reasoning:

Homosexuals deserve our hatred & harassment soley because of the way they ignore the Bible as we tell it and flaunt Biblical law.

It matters not if they are worthy, honest, honorable people or if they are unworthy, dishonorable crooks or pederasts. As long as they engage in sexual 'perversions' with members of their own gender they deserve lynching, assault, segregation, even homicide.

And anyone who dares question a fundy left over from the age of the Flintstones who doesn't see the world is bigger than them is just a hate mongering homosexual/liberal who is going to hell for not agreeing with us & following the KJV BUY-BULL.

FIXED.

old comment by Swede

People deserve respect, period. But it does matter if they are dishonest or criminal, of course.
Their sexual orientation does not enter into the matter at all, as long as they stick to consenting adults.

The US of A wasn't around during the Dark Ages, stupid.
I'm sorry, I can't find anything about an impeachment against Chief Justice Warren. He seems like a really good guy to me.
"the Warren Court became recognized as a high point in the use of judicial power in the effort to effect social progress in the United States." (From Wikipedia)

For the umpteenth time; most pederasts are heterosexuals. A huge amount are mother or father to the victim. There's Family Value for you.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"The new leftist reasoning:

Homosexuals deserve our respect soley because of the way they abuse their sexual equipment and flaunt natural law."

Actually, it's because gays have been persecuted for far too long, and it's time they had human rights along with everyone else.

That's not leftist thinking (although I'm a dyed-in-the-wool-Lefty). It's normal, decent, human thinking.

Now you, and everyone of your ilk, go away and suffer thousands of years of similar persecution. Then everyone just might similarly look kindly upon you, and treated sympathetically by people brimming with the milk of human kindness. You've certainly shown precious little of that yourselves.

old comment by JSS

The religious reich thinking:

Ultra-religious bigots who want to deny equal rights to others and have a long history of doing so deserve our respect simply because they're religious, and therefore "holy" people.

It matters not whether they want a second holocaust, World War Three, world domination, or preach pro-life while practicing pro-death, as long as they're religious, they're holy people called to totalitarian rule of our country.

And any "bleeding-heart" non-religious person on the left who doesn't see the wonder, the beauty in a theocratic authoritarian regime of death is simply a freedom hater, a communist who probably idolized Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, and others.

old comment by FSM>skyfairy

4 Step Perfect Proof for the Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Flying Spaghetti Monster said He proves Himself by observing pasta. Let's see if He is right. 1) Something can't come from that which does not exist, so pasta requires a cause. 2) Pasta can't always have existed because a) heat death would be far greater than it is, and b) mankind would have approximated into that alleged past eternity and not still be perfecting capellini all'amatriciana to the extent it still does along the exponential progression of conscience we are clearly on. What other option is there than the uncaused (uncreated) created?

Choose the one true faith (true reality) that comes out on top from the ones that are accessible: Christianity, Hinduism/Buddhism, Islam, Pastafarianism. Obviously Pastafarianism is the most personal because the Flying Spaghetti Monster reveals Himself in linguine. And only the Flying Spaghetti Monster is proven by the pirate proof and multiple resurrection appearances in various group settings, e.g.,

If you want to be eternally separated from the Flying Spaghetti Monster, it’s your choice to send yourself to be boiled in marinara. Unwittingly, however, you lead many people to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and strengthen the faith of Pastafarians and lead them to the stripper factory and the beer volcano because you are unable to disprove the perfect proof for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

RAmen.

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