OK. If atheists devolved into monkeys, why are there still atheists around?
11/26/2009 3:46:53 AM
11/26/2009 4:33:43 AM
"A lifetime of seeking for the Ultimate Truth, coupled with the Word of God, coupled with personal observation, coupled with common sense."
In other words, some crap you just made up and in your arrogance thinks is the truth.
11/26/2009 6:50:00 AM
@WMDKitty: Dammit, I hate you. There goes my Thanksgiving spare time.
Also, to the original poster: You Fail Biology Forever
11/26/2009 7:37:12 AM
I can walk like an ape
I can talk like an ape
I can do what monkeys do
God made man
But the monkey supplied the glue
Gospel of Devo 3:12
11/26/2009 8:44:19 AM
Somehow I am reminded of King Tut by Steve Martin and
Walk Like an Egyptian.
Don't know why but the logic is similar (broken)
11/26/2009 10:27:53 AM
On this Thanksgiving day I am not very thankful for all the religious retards around the country.
No wonder these people are opposed to UHC also, they would instantly be locked up in a mental institution.
11/26/2009 11:30:01 AM
I considered "de-evolution" when I was in the third grade. And then rejected it.
THIRD GRADE. An eight year old is smarter than you.
11/26/2009 4:20:55 PM
Fundies the de-volved Human.
Get yours to today!
11/26/2009 5:03:54 PM
Well maybe the monkeys B-cancelled their evolution at the evolution screen. That seems like a better theory than the bullshit that you just stated.
11/26/2009 8:27:20 PM
One of my good friends in high school used to spout off unsupported statements and give equally unsupported, vague reasons when you'd call him out on it. He'd get more terse and stand-offish and try to dismiss it with apathetic remarks about our ignorance, not quite ad hominem, but affected patronizing.
What I'm saying here is: Chris? Is that you?
11/27/2009 12:38:05 AM
some people think that humans evolved from monkeys, and then ask why there are still monkeys..hahaha
The only people who actually think that are ignorant know nothings who can't be bothered to read, or just plain can't read, a simple explanation of evolutionary theory and has to rely on someone else telling them what to think on that, and every other matter.
What a sorry life that must be, being nothing more than a shill for the propaganda of others, unable to form your own opinions.
A more likely theory is that monkeys have de-volved from human beings who have chosen to deny the existence of their Creator and wandered off into the darkness of unbelief.
Evolution isn't a ladder that you go up or down. Therefore there is no such thing as devolution. Your "More likely theory" would stillprove the evolution you try so hard to deny.
A lifetime of seeking for the Ultimate Truth, coupled with the Word of God, coupled with personal observation, coupled with common sense
So in other words you don't know shit, but you want people to think you do.
Your fate is in your hands. Not knowing you, i can't call it.
And yet you act as if you do.
11/27/2009 5:59:00 AM
So let me get this straight... it's absolutely impossible that we humans and monkeys evolved from the same ancestor, but it's perfectly believable that some humans turned into monkeys because they didn't believe in a god?
11/27/2009 9:56:23 AM
By looking at fundie comments, I would say humans are the de-evolved forms of whatever they came from. Im all for stupid design.
11/27/2009 1:07:01 PM
Your lifetime: Even if you're a University professor is not remotely equeal to the body (and this is what really scares them, Scientists are getting close to outnumbering Priests)of work of the scientific (some Christian, and most of them disagree with you also) community
In fact is you have no university degree or professorship
In scientific terms of agreement we ignore you at the first round
Hovind made the second round
That's how stupid you are
11/27/2009 3:24:22 PM
:::Face palm::: idiot..
11/27/2009 9:05:37 PM
I am so sick of fundies...
11/27/2009 11:25:11 PM
Devolution does not work that way either.
...Unfortunately. A prehensile tail would be bitchin'!
11/28/2009 1:12:43 AM
"Your fate is in your hands"
I'd rather have this
Fate in my hands, thanks:
(Fate T. Harlaown, from the anime "Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS")
"This is a Wallbanger!"
And when I clicked on that TvTropes link you supplied, what did I first see? A reference to Nanoha*. Coincidence?
'There is no such thing as coincidence in this world. There is only Hitsuzen.
-Yuuko the Dimensional Witch, "xxxHOLiC"
11/28/2009 8:02:11 AM
Your ignorance is just overwhelming.
Humans and modern apes have a common ancestor.
As for your asinine 'de-evolving' comment, that is called grasping at straws.
11/28/2009 8:29:14 AM
seeing as that question NEVER confounds anyone EVER, why do they keep smuggly mentioning it like its a trump card?
11/28/2009 10:49:44 AM
The dumb leading the dumb ...
11/28/2009 12:23:46 PM
You fail biology! Forever!
11/30/2009 5:36:59 AM