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#1062928
Kat
Uh, um, ok. Where is your evidence to support this theory?
11/25/2009 1:52:22 PM
#1062933
Nathan the Wise
I dunno that the bible mentions monkeys much.
11/25/2009 1:54:57 PM
#1062949
Doctor Whom
(same poster as before writes: "more likely" ? According to......?)
A lifetime of bullshitting, coupled with guessing what's in the Bible, coupled with personal speculation, coupled with wishful thinking.
Fixed.
11/25/2009 2:02:17 PM
#1062960
Sweet Fancy Moses
He's close, but ultimately wrong; the reason for the de-evolving is opposite of what he declares, and he's a prime example that it's the fundies who are turning into monkeys.
11/25/2009 2:10:19 PM
#1062973
Horsefeathers
"A more likely theory is that monkeys have de-volved from human beings who have chosen to deny the existence of their Creator and wandered off into the darkness of unbelief."
First of all, there's no such thing as "de-evolving". Second of all, this is one of the stupidest things I've read.
"A lifetime of seeking for the Ultimate Truth, coupled with the Word of God, coupled with personal observation, coupled with common sense."
Personal observation? Really? And the kind of sense you're using isn't common. It's more of the "non" variety.
"Your fate is in your hands. Not knowing you, i can't call it."
So I should be checking to see if I've sprouted a tail?
11/25/2009 2:21:27 PM
#1062995
Papabear
Thou thinkest just as the piles of manure.
11/25/2009 2:37:42 PM
#1063013
It's like a rock talking to another rock.
11/25/2009 2:50:51 PM
#1063020
Smilodon
Please learn about a subject before you talk about it, that way you won't look like an idiot.
11/25/2009 3:03:54 PM
#1063030
Trilobiter
Well, that was certainly different.
11/25/2009 3:17:04 PM
#1063039
Dr. Shrinker
Wait a minute, when fundamentalists get mad what do they do? They screech and throw feces around! Do you think...naw, must be a coincidence.
11/25/2009 3:28:05 PM
#1063055
11/25/2009 3:47:56 PM
#1063064
Tykittää
How can something be 'coupled' with three different things?
11/25/2009 3:56:19 PM
#1063117
Efrain
@The real WMDKitty:
DAMN IT! That site is addicting! D:<
11/25/2009 5:02:07 PM
#1063134
Chatvert
@The real Slim Shady WMDKitty:
Oh no! TVTropes! My free time's nemesis! D:
11/25/2009 5:24:18 PM
#1063138
Osiris
@Nathan the Wise: The Bible and a shit load of wishful thinking.
11/25/2009 5:25:36 PM
#1063146
I said, "Steal THIS user-name", Troy, you gutless worm.
(The real WMDKitty)
"And it looks like ephraimanesti has an Idiot Ball glued to him."
Clearly so, and what's more, he's not the only one in this thread who does.
11/25/2009 5:43:42 PM
#1063242
campbunny
How come whenever I see "word of god" and "faith" and "jesus," I imagine a preacher howling in a southern drawl "the WOOOORRRRRRD of GAAAAAWWWD" and "the LOOOVVVVE of JEEEEE-AYY-ZUS" and "re-PENT before it is too late, YE SINNERS"?
11/25/2009 7:30:54 PM
#1063249
rubber chicken
So evolution cannot be but de-evolution can ? How does that work then ?
11/25/2009 7:42:48 PM
#1063250
Philbert McAdamia
Huh. Maybe someday I really will be a mankey's uncle.
11/25/2009 7:43:24 PM
#1063269
Vince
it's most insulting that this fuck really thinks he's smart.
11/25/2009 8:21:36 PM
#1063295
Leliel
"A more likely theory is that monkeys have de-volved from human beings who have chosen to deny the existence of their Creator and wandered off into the darkness of unbelief."
Well that proves it. A chimp is smarter than a fundie.
11/25/2009 9:09:12 PM
#1063334
GodotIsWaiting4U
Wow. You seriously do not understand evolution whatsoever. You really are a complete idiot.
11/25/2009 11:37:06 PM
#1063359
aaa
Tell me a good reason to not fix your brain with a blunt object?
11/26/2009 12:58:39 AM
#1063365
JonnyTruant
more likely supported by...
seeking ultimate truth? nope, doesn't cover it.
Word of God? nope, definitely not in the bible.
personal observation? yeah... nope. hallucinations and wishful thinking don't count.
common sense? nope, and you're yet another who proves that it's not all that common.
11/26/2009 1:53:56 AM
#1063374
11/26/2009 2:10:03 AM
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