I know this sound stupid but how can you live in Israel and not believe in Jesus?
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If you *knew* it sounded stupid why didn't you just keep it to yourself?
Please try this formula:
Step 1: Notice when you have the germ of a thought.
Step 2: Create proper, complete sentences to express that thought.
Step 3: Until you complete Steps 1 & 2, do nothing but read.
twosid... Here's it in three easy steps.
1. How can you live in America and not believe in any of the 206 gods mentioned here.
http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/native_american-mythology.php
2. If you'd like to work on your local first hand contact theory, people that grew up with Jesus in Nazareth denied him AND HIS FAMILY!
Mark 6:3 Is not this the carpenter, the son of Mary, the brother of James, and Joses, and of Juda, and Simon? and are not his sisters here with us? And they were offended at him.
3. To quote Monty Python's The Life of Brian , "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy."
I live in America, and I don't like apple pie. (I know, I know, I'm a pinko commie bastard) I make great pie, too.
last poster-
That's actually not the best comparison, because while believing in Buddha is common in India, 97% of the population of Israel follows a religion that has nothing to do with Jesus, as Matilde already pointed out.
I hope u appreciate this comment cuz it's from my iPod and took a damn long time to type out.
"this sound(sic) stupid"
It looks stupid, too.
@Matilde: Muslims do believe in Jesus, as a prophet but not a messiah.
On another note, twosid has joined Team Retard.
The same way one can live in the land of Native Americans and not believe in their gods, I suppose.
I live in Scandinavia and I don't believe in Odin, Thor, Freya or Siv.
I know this sounds stupid, but how can you follow a Bible - specifically Romans 11:26-32 - which states that all Jews, religious or not, are already Saved and are going to Heaven: despite their 'Disobedience'; also when they refuse to acknowledge your J-boy as their Messiah?
How can you call yourself a Christian - who is supposed to read their Bible - and not know that...?!
I'm an Atheist, yet I've read your Bible: Properly . Therefore thank you for admitting that I am more of a Christian than you'll ever be, ergo I am Saved: and you're not , twatsid.
Because when even Muslims acknowledge your J-boy - 'Isa - as an important prophet in Islam, therefore...!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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