The reason dinos exist is because when God cast lucifer out of heaven with 1/3 of the angels lucifer the devil now tried to create what god created in the garden animals, etc. so all the reptiles are related to satan. the snake was created in satans image. man is created in gods image.
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I'm pretty sure it's considered sinful to blatantly make stuff up about the Bible.
But if all reptiles were created by Satan, he must be pretty cool. Reptiles are some of the most interesting animals.
I thought that Lucifer was supposed to be the most beautiful angel of them all? The most beautiful angel in heaven was a snake? And when did Lucifer ever have a capacity to create? I thought that all things on this world were God's creation. If Lucifer does have a capacity to create on par with God, then doesn't that make him equal to God? Or maybe that Lucifer is himself a deity?
Biblical citation needed...!
This shows just how much that rv and the other little children of the poverty stricken third-world countries need the continued assistance of the educated west in order to help raise them out of the mire of primitive superstition within which they still flounder. I imagine that the chimps in western zoos are better educated than some of these benighted, third-world waifs.
But... but... but...
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So, most of the animals that Noah loaded on to the Ark for forty days and forty nights were the spawn of Satan?
You know, just making shit up actually makes your stories even more ludicrous.
You don't say! I am absolutely bowled over by your erudition ... Or should that be stupidity?
@ ozznova
Didn't Jesus ride into Jerusalem on a dinosaur on Pom Sunday? And the crowd sang the Holier than Thou Chorus..or sumpn'.
"The reason dinos exist is because when God cast lucifer out of heaven with 1/3 of the angels lucifer the devil now tried to create what god created in the garden animals, etc. so all the reptiles are related to satan."
Well, that's one explanation. It's completely wrong, bares no resemblance to reality and seems to have been made up whole cloth but it's certainly one explanation.
"the snake was created in satans image."
Chapter and verse?
"man is created in gods image."
He should have chosen an image with fewer inherent problems.
There's substantial evidence that dinosaurs can't be classified as reptiles anymore than birds can; it's entirely likely, in fact, that dinosaurs didn't actually have scales. Dinosaurs are far more closely related to modern birds than to modern reptiles.
So, gawd created humans, and da debil created reptiles. Who created mammals? You know, dogs, camels, et al?
Satanic Tortoises...
WTF ?
Who would you rather side with?
A. A pussy in a robe that couldn't carry his own cross or
B. A FUCKIN' DRAGON THAT MAKES DINOSAURS!!!!
I think we should let children decide this for themselves in public school.
Yeah and the reason of what you have an ass, are for make God can kick it out of heaven after you die, Yeah Ticket only go, to your loved Lucifer bitch house.
Citation needed. This reminds me of Slavic apocriphal story. Long story short: God made sheep, Satan tried to copy and ended with goat.
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Has as much sense as this one.
Ah. Well, this would explain my affinity for snakes, lizards, and dragons...I'm related to Satan. Sweet.
So, Satan is Godzilla?
Well, thats a new one.
"man is created in gods image."
Then God is an inbred, subhuman, moronic, ugly cunt:
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Confused?
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