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bats are birds because they fly and look like birds. that's how we define things: by looking at them.


ostriches are birds because they look like birds. flight is not necessary, if they are enough similar to a bird.

i wouldn't call penguins birds because they look kinda weird. a little birdish, but not entirely birds. they are waterbirds.

i think it's foolish to say that an animal is a different kind of animal just because it is warmblooded or coldblooded, or if it lays eggs instead of children, because a normal person can't even notice if a creature has warm blood or not, only scientists can do that, so scientists can have their definitions and we normal people have our own

omicron7 , IMDB 156 Comments [9/17/2009 7:51:24 PM]
Fundie Index: 177
Submitted By: wautd
WTF?! || meh

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You can call a bat a bird all you like, a bat is NOT A BIRD.

9/17/2009 7:55:53 PM


When I took my kids to the zoo, my five-year-old commented how much the bats looked like mice...

Just proof that this person's got the mental capabilities of a toddler...

9/17/2009 7:57:41 PM


Oh no, the scientists are trying to understand things! I'm going to do the opposite and look like a dumbass!

9/17/2009 8:03:11 PM


This is just fucking sad...
Get an education, please.

9/17/2009 8:03:29 PM


"i wouldn't call penguins birds because they look kinda weird."

I wouldn't call you a functioning person because you have the reasoning capacity of an earthworm.

9/17/2009 8:05:11 PM


Please,please..I beg you--DON'T BREED. There are enough dumb fucks out there already.

9/17/2009 8:10:49 PM


"i wouldn't call penguins birds because they look kinda weird. a little birdish, but not entirely birds. they are waterbirds."

*facepalm*.............brilliant....fucking brilliant.....

9/17/2009 8:12:39 PM


Maybe for cavemen like you feeble observations are the only method to identify creatures, but we modern humans like to be a bit more specific than that.

9/17/2009 8:22:38 PM

TB Tabby

I'm calling Poe.

9/17/2009 8:25:22 PM


I find it easier to call omidumb7 a fucking idiot rather than showing how bats aren't really birds. Even if I really dumb it down for him/her, I still don't think (s)he'll get it.

9/17/2009 8:29:16 PM


WTF is this shit?

9/17/2009 8:33:01 PM


I've got news for you - you're not normal.

9/17/2009 8:33:09 PM


I'm assuming that 7 in his name refers to his age

9/17/2009 8:39:11 PM


Giraffes have long necks like ostriches, so giraffes are birds. Gwyneth Paltrow, on the other hand, is a duck.

9/17/2009 8:42:11 PM

*cries* T______T

As a person who is hoping to major in zoology and later work with birds, this post makes me incredibly sad.

Also "it lays eggs instead of children" o___O

9/17/2009 8:52:08 PM



9/17/2009 9:05:04 PM


Oh wow.

9/17/2009 9:11:12 PM


You're an idiot beacuse you babble nonsense and sound like an idiot. That's how I determine things, by examining the evidence.

Even an idiot holding a bird should be able to notice that it is warm.

You overstep your bounds by defining yourself as a "normal" person.

9/17/2009 9:14:14 PM


Looking to your left and looking to your right isn't enough of a survey to deterime your normalcy when you're riding on the short bus.

9/17/2009 9:15:53 PM



9/17/2009 9:16:53 PM


WOW, just WOW!!! My brain hurts after reading some of the fundie comments. If only it hurt one to be so stupid. I really do hope that person is sterile.

9/17/2009 9:20:30 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

9/17/2009 9:42:05 PM


What mommy and daddy wouldn't let you get past kinnigarden in homskool?

9/17/2009 9:49:52 PM

Looks a bit like a poe... If not, this guy obviously failed science class.

9/17/2009 9:50:13 PM


"Bats are bugs, right? Yeah, put that down. They fly, right? They're ugly and hairy, right? C'mon, this is taking all day!"

You have all the reasoning skills of a lazy 6-year-old comic strip character.

9/17/2009 9:52:53 PM
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