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[In a topic about whether or not it is right to teach children religion.]

My boys are 6 and 8
they learn about Jesus, they know about Noah and the flood, they understand sin, they know the bad guys don't like Jesus, they understand that jesus was pinished on the cross for the things they have done wrong, they have told Jesus they are sorry for doing wrong and ask Jesus if they can be in His family, they are not sure about water baptism, they are ready for the rapture, they know Jesus has a mansion prepared for them, they understand they return with Jesus at the second coming on white horses, they hope their 2 dogs will be with them in the millennium, they understand socialism is wrong, they don't want anyone voting for Obama in 2012

we haven't discussed religion yet

BuzzardHut, RaptureReady 118 Comments [9/15/2009 6:11:42 AM]
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#1167428
Blasphemina

Disingenuous fundie is disingenuous.

6/13/2010 8:17:45 AM

#1198397
PD

So whats your idea of religion? HATE DEM FAGS N ATHEISTS? probably.

8/27/2010 6:55:20 AM

#1198495
The Duelist

Brainwashing for Jesus! One of Christianity's oldest and noblest traditions...

8/27/2010 8:29:51 AM

#1198569
Justanotheratheist

You shouldn't be allowed to teach a cat to crap in a litter box.

Least of all should you be allowed to teach English, or logic. I don't know which of the two you suck the most at.

8/27/2010 9:45:28 AM

#1202683
vaguelyhumanoid

Now your children are going to misunderstand socialism.
Damn.

9/4/2010 4:35:16 PM

#1205234
Fork

Sorry Kids, no dogs in heaven. They don't have souls. Say bye to doggies.

9/10/2010 8:58:32 AM

#1206749
KR

No wonder the youth is going nuts nowadays... can't say anything more really to this insanity

9/13/2010 10:45:33 AM

#1218158


"we haven't discussed religion yet"

What? From the sound of it religion is ALL you've been discussing.

10/13/2010 10:58:22 PM

#1218160
Neith

This is exactly why you shouldn't teach children religion unless (1) it is comparative religion, and (2) they are old enough to distinguish fact from fiction. Telling a child it's their fault Jesus died an excruciating death is mental abuse and should be outlawed.

10/13/2010 11:27:16 PM

#1237969
Crimson Lizard

Like I'm going to listen to children about politics...

12/25/2010 6:43:32 PM

#1322603
clockworkgirl21

We've discussed how Nicholas II lost the crown in 1917 by abdicating and gave power to the Duma. Then how the Duma fell and the Bolsheviks took over.

But we haven't discussed Russian history yet.

8/16/2011 10:18:00 PM

#1322610
Martine R

Poor babies. :(

I'm all for teaching religion. But in a very open, unbiased way that covers various religions and allows them to make their own informed decision when they're old enough to understand.

What you're doing isn't teaching religion, it's forcing it on them in a pretty unfair way that will make the real world a difficult place for them to live when they grow up.

8/17/2011 12:01:54 AM

#1322651


If Christianity is not a religion, and teaching about Jesus is not discussing religion, then we want hundreds of years of tax exempt taxes, retroactively, by Monday, please.

Bad guys seem to just love Jesus; they use him to fool the uneducated masses to believe they are good and want the best for you, when what they really want is to line their own pockets.
It seems you've swallowed it, hook, line and sinker, and the fishing-rod as well.

8/17/2011 5:04:16 AM

#1322719
Anon-e-moose

"My boys are 6 and 8
they learn about Jesus, they know about Noah and the flood, they understand sin, they know the bad guys don't like Jesus, they understand that jesus was pinished on the cross for the things they have done wrong, they have told Jesus they are sorry for doing wrong and ask Jesus if they can be in His family, they are not sure about water baptism, they are ready for the rapture, they know Jesus has a mansion prepared for them, they understand they return with Jesus at the second coming on white horses, they hope their 2 dogs will be with them in the millennium, they understand socialism is wrong, they don't want anyone voting for Obama in 2012"

Hitler would be so pleased with you. The way you're continuing his & Goebbels' indoctrination policies today in this way. One word: Hitlerjugend.

"we haven't discussed religion yet"

Nor 20th Century history, for that matter.

So, continuing to completely disassociate right-wing Fundamentalist Christianity with Nazism, I see. Keep up the good work, Buzzardnuts.

PROTIP: Hitler was a right-winger. [/Reverse Godwin]

8/17/2011 8:49:39 AM

#1324432
v200

You've just discussed religion. And I like Jesus, he was a good guy.

8/23/2011 2:45:30 PM

#1344077
Quantum Mechanic

"we haven't discussed religion yet"

Just fairy tales, myths and bullshit.

10/26/2011 10:03:15 AM

#1405943
Often Partisan

The first political issues I remember were Iraq and tuition fees in 2003 and before that 9/11 (and even then I only vaguely remember 9/11 - happened when I was about 13)

Yeah...I wouldn't have been able to define Socialism.

5/22/2012 9:30:01 AM

#1405949
Philbert McAdamia

jesus was pinished on the cross

Pinished - is that like punished and finished?

5/22/2012 9:45:53 AM
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