Quote# 65191

im christian
if we came from apes
how come were not hairy and have a big mouth
and did we end up looking like we do know
and besides
there isnt any serious proof of apes
they showd a video saying an ape was wondering around in the forest
that thing looked exactly like a costume that i had saw at a store
know one ever cought an ape

luv4cs, Answerbag 270 Comments [9/1/2009 6:41:30 PM]
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Matherly

"know one ever cought an ape "

There are times that no snide comment seems adequate.

9/1/2009 6:44:16 PM

Kat

C'mon, why did you have to type this?

I'll let everyone else explain it to you.

9/1/2009 6:45:49 PM

TheJagerBomb

Wait... Huh?

9/1/2009 6:53:21 PM

szena

Tell me this guy doesn't look like an ape.


9/1/2009 6:55:00 PM

ME


9/1/2009 6:57:12 PM

ChristPuncher

.......Nevermind

9/1/2009 7:02:03 PM

I read about the afterlife

"How come were[sic] not hairy and have a big mouth"

This is going to sound ludicrous I know, but please, bare wih me...BECAUSE WE EVOLVED!

9/1/2009 7:13:16 PM

Headache

You got to be kidding me?



Holy cow! How can people be that stupid?



I'm knocking my brain out!





9/1/2009 7:14:38 PM

Dr. Razark

Someone would explain the situation to you, but I don't have the slightest bit of faith that you would understand.


I really hope you're not older than eight, at the most.



Edit: That picture was horrid. Warn people next time, szena. Please.

9/1/2009 7:14:44 PM

theguyontheleft

I call Poe

9/1/2009 7:15:05 PM

atrasicarius


9/1/2009 7:15:17 PM

TB Tabby

"Isn't any serious proof of apes?" This has to be a Poe.

9/1/2009 7:26:56 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"know one ever cought an ape"

I'm aware of many, many zoos who would like to speak with you.


"and did we end up looking like we do know"

Why, yes. Yes, we DID end up looking like we do now! Brilliant observation, Skippy!

9/1/2009 7:34:56 PM

lonelocust

I would be completely sure this was a poe except that my SO had a coworker who thought that whales were fictional. She also didn't know who Hitler was, except maybe that he ruled Cuba. Soooo, perhaps someone really doesn't know that apes are real.

9/1/2009 7:35:13 PM

The Skeptic Wept

Somewhere there's an ape with a typewriter pecking out:

im ape
if we came from luv4cs
how come were not stupid and have a small brane
and did we end up looking like we do know
and besides
there isnt any serious proof of luv4cs
they showd a video saying luv4cs was wondering around in a town
that thing looked exactly like a costume i had saw once
know one ever caught luv4cs

9/1/2009 7:36:38 PM


9/1/2009 7:42:23 PM

Matt

Once I went to the zoo. I saw gorillas, chimpanzees, bonobos, orangutans, and gibbons, but not a single ape.

9/1/2009 7:58:34 PM



Confusing apes with Bigfoot are we?

9/1/2009 8:04:29 PM

Sisyphus

So those chimpanzees they have at the zoo... they're cardboard cut outs?

9/1/2009 8:07:02 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

We are hairy and have fairly big mouths.
We do look like we do now, by definition.
What kind of idiot are you? Now you're saying you don't believe in apes?

9/1/2009 8:15:36 PM

Shadow Boxer

So, let me get this straight...
He believes in an invisible super being who created the whole universe, and is fanatically concerned with what you do in your bedroom, but he doesn't believe in apes????
It just beggars belief!

9/1/2009 8:20:54 PM

Giveitaday

im christian

So? You say that as if it makes you important, or makes things you say automatically true. You aren't, and it doesn't.

if we came from apes

Evolutionary theory does not claim that "we came from apes", it claims that great apes and humans had a common ancestor species. If you are intent on trying to disprove a scientific theory then at least bother to learn what the theory claims first, otherwise you end up looking like a damn fool.

how come were not hairy and have a big mouth and did we end up looking like we do know

Evolution dipshit. I'd call Poe, but I actually know people this fucking stupid.

and besides
there isnt any serious proof of apes


Fuck me running! You can see not only "serious" evidence, but 100% confirmation by simply going to any decent sized zoo ADN LOOKING AT THE FUCKIN' APES! YOU UNCURIOUS IGNORANT FUCK!

they showd a video saying an ape was wondering around in the forest that thing looked exactly like a costume that i had saw at a store

Bullshit. You are simply lying. Also, the video that supposedly shows "bigfoot" is not ment to be proof that apes exist. They do exist and the fact that you can go and see them is all the proof you will ever need. Do you honestly expect people to believe that all the apes in all the zoos in the world are simply humans in costumes?

know one ever cought an ape

Except for the hundres of thousands of people who did.

9/1/2009 8:37:24 PM

Zoo

"how come were not hairy"

Better thermal properties in a hot climate

"have a big mouth"

Having a big brain to hunt strategically and butcher prey with sophisticated tools instead of having to kill/tear up things with our mouths?

"there isnt any serious proof of apes"

I see an ape twice a week when I go do my volunteer work. I saw many more apes when I went to help at the Center for Great Apes. Nobody's ever caught an ape? Someone must have for there to be so many abandoned pets and show animals. (I'll admit I'm skeptical of this one. . . no serious proof of apes? Are there really people this sheltered/deprived?)

9/1/2009 8:48:01 PM

Iczer-04

wow this guy has no brain...


P.S. Random ape at the zoo: Get your Hands off me you damn dirty Human!

9/1/2009 8:53:42 PM

Mitch

Poe unless he has mistook apes for something else like big foot.

9/1/2009 8:53:59 PM
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