Quote# 64964

Topic: Atheists should be stripped off parental rights

Before I speak, let us ask God to give us the wisdom to come to a rational decision. In the name of the Father, his only Son Jesus Christ and Holy Ghost, Amen!

I had an interesting talk with my pastor the other day. I showed him the posts of one "atheist female" from these boards and he was horrified to see that she is a mother. Hundreds of Christian women are unable to have children because Satan gives children to atheistic females. It's a also fact that atheistic females have a sexual contact with males outside the holy wedlock, for they are sinful and full of lust. They don't have right to carry children in their wombs. It is illegal and against the word of God. I don't want my child who is 9 years old to go to the same school with the child whose godfather is Satan. No, no! I shall not tolerate this any longer! You atheists walk the earth only to blaspheme His Holy Name and His only Son Jesus Christ and the Holy Ghost! How dare you? Live your pathetic lives and only when you surrender your life to the Christ shall you proliferate by the blessing of the Church.

God bless you all to find the way out of Satan and if not may he smite you if his vengeance for your filthy and life full of debauchery.

Anna Palatini, Facebook Atheist discussion board 113 Comments [8/20/2009 8:52:29 PM]
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Will B.

Rather articulate for an actual fundie... Anyone else think this is a good candidate for a POE?

8/20/2009 8:57:06 PM

Hazel

Very very good candidate for a Poe, I agree. If it isn't, I may have to cry.

8/20/2009 9:01:14 PM

incognito

she could be trying to come across as intellectual so her beliefs dont seem as irrational.....


it doesnt quite work.

8/20/2009 9:05:41 PM

Sisyphus

I dunno, smells like it could be a poe

8/20/2009 9:25:50 PM

vana

Wait, why would atheists being "given" children by Satan (I thought only God could give life?) stop God from giving Christians kids? Are there only a set number of children allowed to be born by God?

8/20/2009 9:28:34 PM

GigaGuess

It is illegal and against the word of God.

Chapter and verse. Now.

8/20/2009 9:35:49 PM

Eimiilove

Since when is Satan handing out children? And really, if he's the one handing them out, how many of the 'Christian' women would want one?

And I'm an atheistic female and I don't get ANY sexual contact. -__- So fail. LOGIC FAIL.

8/20/2009 9:40:20 PM

SurfinSeaOtter

In case this isn't a poe I recommend taking your child out of school so my kids can have someone to ask if they'd like fries with that

8/20/2009 9:41:02 PM

fundiesRtehlulz

"Atheists should be stripped of parental rights!", "a rational decision"

Sorry, I'm afraid that doesn't compute.

8/20/2009 9:46:09 PM

Mike Sihl

I say Poe

8/20/2009 9:54:03 PM

Musicalbookworm

Um, no, it is not illegal for women of any religious stripe to be pregnant--at least not in the USA on planet Earth. Now, if you are from a different planet, I can excuse your misunderstanding....

8/20/2009 10:06:59 PM

atrasicarius

Feel that Christian love.

8/20/2009 10:09:47 PM

Mog

"Before I speak, let us ask God to give us the wisdom to come to a rational decision."

Hahaha, oh wow. It's like a self-refuting prophecy...request...thing.

Anyway, I don't remember any verse in the Bible saying that atheists shouldn't or couldn't have kids. And WTF is with you fundies and giving Satan so much power? If he's the one who can choose who gets the kids while God is forced to just sit and watch, isn't Satan the more powerful one? Just a thought...

8/20/2009 10:14:42 PM

sideways eight

So in the first sentence, you admit to asking an imaginary being for guidance? Does (s)he also tell you to burn things, or to stay out of the deep end of the sandbox?

8/20/2009 10:27:22 PM

Thinking Allowed

Before I speak, let us ask God to give us the wisdom to come to a rational decision. In the name of the Father, his only Son Jesus Christ and Holy Ghost, Amen!

Ok, what is rational about typing out a prayer on a discussion board you're trolling?

I had an interesting talk with my pastor the other day. I showed him the posts of one "atheist female" from these boards and he was horrified to see that she is a mother.

Why was he horrified? She has just as much right to be a mother as any other female.

Hundreds of Christian women are unable to have children because Satan gives children to atheistic females.

Hundreds of non-christian women are unable to have children too. Does that mean our babies are given to the christians instead?

It's a also fact that atheistic females have a sexual contact with males outside the holy wedlock, for they are sinful and full of lust.

Serious citation needed here please. I'm also willing to bet that christians partake in premarital sex as well.

They don't have right to carry children in their wombs.

Atheist women have just as much right as you do.

It is illegal and against the word of God.

Um no it's not illegal in the U.S. anyway. As for "against the word of God", it's a good thing this country is a secular country.

I don't want my child who is 9 years old to go to the same school with the child whose godfather is Satan. No, no! I shall not tolerate this any longer!

You do have options. You can either put your child in a private christian school or you can home school your child.

You atheists walk the earth only to blaspheme His Holy Name and His only Son Jesus Christ and the Holy Ghost!

*from dictionary.com*
a·the·ist–noun;
a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.

How dare you? Live your pathetic lives and only when you surrender your life to the Christ shall you proliferate by the blessing of the Church.

Which church? The christian religion has many denominations. In fact there are some that claim that they're the true church and the rest are false.

God bless you all to find the way out of Satan and if not may he smite you if his vengeance for your filthy and life full of debauchery.

You do realize that according to your own religion, your god created evil.

Isaiah 45:7: I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Also, if I recall correctly, Satan can't do anything without your god's permission.

8/20/2009 10:31:59 PM

clockworkgirl21

Topic: Atheists should be stripped off parental rights

Off?

Before I speak, let us ask God to give us the wisdom to come to a rational decision. In the name of the Father, his only Son Jesus Christ and Holy Ghost, Amen!

Prayer denied, I can see already.

I had an interesting talk with my pastor the other day. I showed him the posts of one "atheist female" from these boards and he was horrified to see that she is a mother.

*sigh*

Hundreds of Christian women are unable to have children because Satan gives children to atheistic females.



It's a also fact that atheistic females have a sexual contact with males outside the holy wedlock, for they are sinful and full of lust.

So? What should this have any effect on the kid, as long as she has safe sex? Also...


They don't have right to carry children in their wombs.

Says who?

It is illegal and against the word of God.

He isn't my god. I don't have to follow the laws of his.

I don't want my child who is 9 years old to go to the same school with the child whose godfather is Satan.

This has to be poe.

No, no! I shall not tolerate this any longer! You atheists walk the earth only to blaspheme His Holy Name and His only Son Jesus Christ and the Holy Ghost! How dare you? Live your pathetic lives and only when you surrender your life to the Christ shall you proliferate by the blessing of the Church.



God bless you all to find the way out of Satan and if not may he smite you if his vengeance for your filthy and life full of debauchery.



8/20/2009 11:17:57 PM

Dexter

And remember: This cracknut has the right to vote!

8/20/2009 11:22:23 PM

xplicit_UK

Words that you may want to learn the meaning of:

- because ("Christian women are unable to have children because Satan gives children to atheistic females." - does not compute and is a massive non sequitur)

- illegal ("They don't have right to carry children in their wombs. It is illegal [...]" - wrong, try again)

- godfather ("child whose godfather is Satan")

8/20/2009 11:42:13 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Then don't oppose abortion; by all means, support abortion for non-Christians, if you think they're demon babies. Be CONSISTENT in your beliefs for once, dammit.

Also, does this make Satan more powerful than God?

8/20/2009 11:44:52 PM



I had an interesting talk with my pastor the other day. I showed him the posts of one "atheist female" from these boards and he was horrified to see that she is a mother.

Ah-huh, so up until this point your pastor was under the impression that;

a) Since the very dawn of humanity NO atheist woman has EVER had a child.

And (considering the level of his surprise)...

b) They're either physically incapable of breeding.

Or

c) ALWAYS tend to go for an abortion.

Now considering the fact that you actually wrote that bullshit is ample proof that you and possibly even your pastor are both utterly incacpable of any rational thought. So please do planet earth a favour and go fuck yourself with a spiked mace, you pethatic excuse for a primate.

8/20/2009 11:50:47 PM

uberllama42

Hundreds of Christian women are unable to have children because Satan gives children to atheistic females.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

8/21/2009 12:07:06 AM

Wehpudicabok

Hey, guess what? You are guilty of hate speech. Don't believe me? Try saying everything you just said again, but replace "atheist" with "Jew," and try not to vomit.

8/21/2009 12:28:14 AM

BobsOldSocks

"Before I speak, let us ask God to give us the wisdom to come to a rational decision."

God and rational in the same sentence? Fail.

"Hundreds of Christian women are unable to have children because Satan gives children to atheistic females."

Umm...excuse me? Satan gives children to atheists? This must be some new kind of christian theology. I thought you lot believed only your god can give life? Oh well, anything to suit your twisted agenda.

"It's a also fact that atheistic females have a sexual contact with males outside the holy wedlock, for they are sinful and full of lust."

Helluva generalisation there, toots. It's a also fact that christian females have a sexual contact with males outside the holy wedlock, for they are sinful and full of lust. See how that works? And it's partly true, just like yours!

"They don't have right to carry children in their wombs."

Yes they do, they are human beings with human rights.

"It is illegal and against the word of God."

It is *not* illegal and as your god does not exist he/she/it/they is of little relevance.

"I don't want my child who is 9 years old to go to the same school with the child whose godfather is Satan."

You have children? I feel very, very sorry for them.

"No, no! I shall not tolerate this any longer! You atheists walk the earth only to blaspheme His Holy Name and His only Son Jesus Christ and the Holy Ghost!"


Tough titty. Atheism is on the rise and soon you religious freaks will be in the minority. Eventually religion will be a sad and shameful footnote in the history of our childhood as a species.

"How dare you? Live your pathetic lives and only when you surrender your life to the Christ shall you proliferate by the blessing of the Church."

I dare because I stand on my own two feet in defiance of your fairy tales, lies and hate. Continue down the path you're going and may you have a very miserable life indeed.

"God bless you all to find the way out of Satan and if not may he smite you if his vengeance for your filthy and life full of debauchery."

May your next shite be a hedgehog.

8/21/2009 12:45:35 AM

WMDKitty

Satan is giving children to atheists, and not god-botherers, thus preventing you from further harming society?

There's only one thing to say to that: HAIL SATAN!

8/21/2009 12:47:17 AM



So, you´re trying to complain against God but not to look blasphemous or poe.

8/21/2009 1:26:04 AM

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