Quote# 64557

From where did this strange man named Barack Hussein Obama come, and how did he rise from obscurity? Twelve years ago, in the year 1997, while Barack Obama was being groomed and prepped for his position as President of the United States, three amazing things happened. In that year of 1997, Tony Blair, the occultist, was elected Prime Minister of Britain; Diana, Princess of Wales, died when the car she was in crashed into the thirteenth pillar of the roadway she was traveling on; and a new children’s book called Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone was published. That book by Janet K. Rowling and all her subsequent books became a part of an occult blueprint that would shape the hearts and minds of an entire generation to receive the Antichrist. Witchcraft was glorified in Rowling’s books as having a good side. It was a progressive brainwashing of good witchcraft triumphing over evil witchcraft. But it was all witchcraft, and it was all of Satan! Ministers of mainstream “Christianity” also jumped on that bandwagon, and thus, they touted “good” witchcraft.

Now we are going into our thirteenth year since the first Harry Potter book was published. The latest and most recent book in the series was made into a movie also, and it is scheduled to open in theaters everywhere on July 15th, 2009. The movie takes its title from the latest Harry Potter book and is entitled Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. It is more than strange and ominous that the United States of America for the first time in its history as a nation has a President that is a half-blood prince! (This is being academically stated and is not intended as a racial remark.) In the year 2010, President Obama is planning to be presented as the saviour of the planet. This is scheduled to coincide with the thirteenth year of the Harry Potter mania that has swept our world.

David J. Meyer, Last Trumpet Ministries 116 Comments [8/3/2009 11:16:33 PM]
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Ken

This feels so very poe-y.

8/3/2009 11:18:47 PM

Lord X

This has honestly left me speechless. Dear god, talk about crazy.

8/3/2009 11:25:00 PM

dpareja

This is being academically stated and is not intended as a racial remark.

Sorry, you just got yourself a trifecta.

8/3/2009 11:25:03 PM

Dr. Gus

Triple combo!
But probably a Poe, too crazy even for fundie standards.

8/3/2009 11:26:16 PM

Paschal Wagner

Well, um, at least he got the names right...

...oh, wait, her name is Joanne Rowling. Nevermind then.

8/3/2009 11:27:52 PM

Dio Fa

Damn, this is just what I needed right now...something to make me laugh my ass off.

8/3/2009 11:30:12 PM

Prager

My head just exploded!

8/3/2009 11:30:18 PM

aaa

Paranoia is not good for you.

8/3/2009 11:33:53 PM

simply not edible

Yes. I remember Obama's campaign speeches flawlessly.

"Hello, dear friends. I am Nigerian royalty."

Tony Blair an occultist? He's one of the biggest fundies the British have produces lately, no doubt about it.

And that thirteenth pillar... Where did you start counting?

8/3/2009 11:39:53 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

"From where did this strange man named Barack Hussein Obama come, and how did he rise from obscurity?"

"Strange", you mean Black don't you? G'wan admit it already.

Twelve years ago, in the year 1997, while Barack Obama was being groomed and prepped for his position as President of the United States, three amazing things happened.

You mean three totally unrelated events...

In that year of 1997, Tony Blair, the occultist, was elected Prime Minister of Britain; Diana, Princess of Wales, died when the car she was in crashed into the thirteenth pillar of the roadway she was traveling on; and a new children’s book called Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone was published.

Tony an occultist??? WTF???

OK, the three events are interrelated only in that they happened in the UK and had nothing to do with the United States, read that last part slowly. Nothing. To. Do. With. America.

"That book by Janet K. Rowling and all her subsequent books became a part of an occult blueprint that would shape the hearts and minds of an entire generation to receive the Antichrist. Witchcraft was glorified in Rowling’s books as having a good side. It was a progressive brainwashing of good witchcraft triumphing over evil witchcraft. But it was all witchcraft, and it was all of Satan!"

Just like Barcodes and Pokemon, Bwahahahaha.

"Ministers of mainstream “Christianity” also jumped on that bandwagon, and thus, they touted “good” witchcraft."

You mean they wanted to reassure their flock that they weren't batshit insane. SATAN, SATAN, SATAN!

"Now we are going into our thirteenth year since the first Harry Potter book was published. The latest and most recent book in the series was made into a movie also, and it is scheduled to open in theaters everywhere on July 15th, 2009. The movie takes its title from the latest Harry Potter book and is entitled Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. It is more than strange and ominous that the United States of America for the first time in its history as a nation has a President that is a half-blood prince! (This is being academically stated and is not intended as a racial remark.)"

Good grief, Black. Just say it already.

"In the year 2010, President Obama is planning to be presented as the saviour of the planet. This is scheduled to coincide with the thirteenth year of the Harry Potter mania that has swept our world."

And Harry Potter is secretly black, oh noes SATAN, SATAN, SATAN, SATAN, SATAN, SATAN! Lawd preserve us.

8/3/2009 11:44:14 PM

Thinking Allowed

Wow, these guys will reach for anything.

8/3/2009 11:51:49 PM



Wow

8/3/2009 11:58:16 PM

lol what

The movie takes its title from the latest Harry Potter book and is entitled Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. It is more than strange and ominous that the United States of America for the first time in its history as a nation has a President that is a half-blood prince!

... this man is actually, seriously suggesting that Obama is Severus Snape.

He thinks Obama is Severus Snape.

This boggles the mind. This gets thrown around a lot on these comments, but this man should probably be actually institutionalised.

8/4/2009 12:10:32 AM

Drax

Tony B Liar an occultist? Last I heard, he'd converted to Catholicism. But then, occultism and Catholicism are pretty much the same thing to you lot anyway.

8/4/2009 12:13:14 AM

anti-nonsense

Got Rowling's first name wrong. Fail.

Also forgot about Deathly Hallows, Fail again.

Thinks Severus Snape has something do with Obama. Fail a third time.

Three strikes, you lose.

8/4/2009 12:19:49 AM

LDM

Dude, you badly need to get laid.

8/4/2009 12:23:42 AM

Barikada

"From where did this strange man named Barack Hussein Obama come" Hawaii.

8/4/2009 12:26:41 AM

MysticalChicken

o_O

Uh... yeah.

*backs away slowly*

8/4/2009 12:35:47 AM

Swedish Pagan

A more interesting question is where the hell did Baby Bush come from.

How did we get from Obama to Harry Potter? Harry Potter is just FICTION, where witchcraft is an allegory for good and evil thoughts and actions. It wasn't the first, nor will it be the last one to do this, it's just the most popular one right now.

The latest book has definitely NOT been made into a movie yet, it's the next to last that is now a movie, dumbass. The last one is Deathly Hallows, get your facts straight at least.

Academically half-blood, but not racially so? What the heck? I doubt that Obama is planing something so childish and inane. Is this what y'all were planning for Baby B and it didn't pan out, or what?

Once more, Harry Potter is just a series of fiction novels, ment to entertain for the moment, and hopefully steer you on the road to doing good in this world. That's all. Your crazy fascination with it has probably just made Ms Rowling even richer, and made you seem even more like a rambling lunatic than before.

Ho hum, bored now...

8/4/2009 12:41:30 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Love the conspiracy theory, but does it come in "sane"?

8/4/2009 1:10:56 AM

LM

So you're saying Obama is Mephistopheles' Manchurian Mulatto?

8/4/2009 1:21:07 AM

Nathan the Wise

This is a Poe site, isn't it? It's come up before, I know, and ISTR we decided it was a Poe.

8/4/2009 1:24:16 AM

ME

I am calling trifecta on this one for sure.

8/4/2009 1:28:04 AM

Xotan

Gottit! Blair is really the Demonic Harry Potter in disguise, and he put that 13th pillar in place to kill Diana of Wales - originally there was no 13 pillar: they went from 12 to 14 with no break. Blair did this by conducting nefarious occult rites in the Cabinet Room in Downing Street. Diana is now a vampire that comes at night to visit David Meyer and makes mad passionate love to him, sucking his blood and other things. Meanwhile Barak Obama becomes president of the United States because the Demonicrats are all practising Voudoun and Santeria, and sticking pins in wax dolls of all the Saints in the Republican Party candidates. And Sarah Palin of Arc (Noah's great-grand daughter) is trying to battle all of this by resigning as Governor or Alaska and being burnt at the stake, offering herself as the one, complete and only acceptable sacrifice to George W. Bush to atone for the sins of Cheney, Rice, Delay and Bill O'Reilly. However, after three days she will rise from her ashes and fly as a bird to Phoenix (AZ) where she will receive blessing, honour and glory and power forever, Amen, from Ronald Reagan and his Nancy. And choirs of angels will chant her praises and load her with unwarranted privilege, helicopters, AK 49s and shootable moose herds - none of which she will ever have to account for. And Obama will be consigned to the bottommost pit of Hawaii Records Office forever. And I'm the Queen of Sheba.

Well, it's as sane as anything David Meyer wrote. Anyone think this DM should be in a home for the hoplelessly insane?

8/4/2009 1:32:39 AM

Orestes

The fabled fundy hat trick, I must acknowledge your impressive deeds, oh batshit one.

8/4/2009 1:32:46 AM

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