David J. Meyer #fundie lasttrumpetnewsletter.org

The religion of Barack Hussein Obama becomes more mysterious every day. What god does he truly worship? On May 30th, 2009, Barack Obama and his wife made their first trip to New York City since the inauguration. They went to various places that are considered to be sacred to communists, including Greenwich Village, where they had dinner at Blue Hill. Those who have studied Manhattan know that it is a unique borough, and witches believe it is a magical place. I have been there fourteen times doing research. At fifteen minutes before sunset on only two days out of the year, the sun sets in exact alignment with Manhattan’s cross street grid. This causes the skyscrapers to function exactly like Stonehenge, the ancient Druid temple near Salisbury, England. This alignment is especially visible between 23rd Street and 42nd Street. Why did Obama pick this day charged with occult power to visit the crossroads of the world?

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